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Post by Duke Nukem on Aug 28, 2008 15:24:44 GMT -5
THERE'S YOUR DISTRACTION
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Post by wolvy on Aug 28, 2008 15:30:22 GMT -5
I deleted the post because I was a tad out of line, although I was not making fun of your concept, just stating what it was (an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind, Lucco).
A meme is like "Get a Load of This", Frito Bandito, Over 9000!, et cetera!
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Post by Sartorius on Aug 28, 2008 15:30:36 GMT -5
(Not that it matters, but "impass" is spelled 'impasse' with an "e" at the end.)
"What the...Why the heck are you dressed that way?" questioned Veralice to Narrator, who had changed outfits.
"And why are there animal corpses around you. What the heck just happened?!" Veralice yelled, deeply irritated and confused.
"AH!" came the angry shout of Veralice, who unsheathed his blade Hystoger and charged toward Narrator.
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Post by Duke Nukem on Aug 28, 2008 15:31:37 GMT -5
An eye for an eye may make the whole world blind, but the last person on Earth who isn't blinded will have 1 or more eyes, and JUSTICE. SWEET SWEET JUSTICE.
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Post by Duke Nukem on Aug 28, 2008 15:32:01 GMT -5
Suck on that for a while, Ghandi.
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Post by Mizagium on Aug 28, 2008 15:32:56 GMT -5
Johnny leaped out in front and blocked the blow with The False Shield.
"You would attack an unarmed man? You truely are a coward!"
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Post by Duke Nukem on Aug 28, 2008 15:39:00 GMT -5
Narrator, being Narrator, parted the two using the power of words.
"Now y'know, what we really need here is a COKE AND A JELLO PUDDIN' POP...no. The power of words sucks. I'll just use the power of MY BOOT UP YOUR ASS," Narrator declared.
Narrator, just to prove he wasn't unarmed, whipped out his trusty baseball bat, and ran at the two. With a mighty upward swing, both the pair was knocked back in opposite directions, flipping through the air as they flew away from each other.
"Was that...delicious? Did it taste good? No really, I want your opinions on that. You see, I'm an aspiring chef and I need your input to improve on myself," Narrator said, his biting sarcasm practically dripping with greatness. "Honestly, there's nothing like the smell of ass-kicking. Any time of the day, it's just plain tasty. Who wants another heaping helping?"
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Post by Duke Nukem on Aug 28, 2008 15:39:26 GMT -5
NARRATOR GWNA MESS YOU UP WIT' HIS BAT. WATCH YO'SELF.
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Post by Sartorius on Aug 28, 2008 15:40:56 GMT -5
((LOL WUT LUCCO))
Veralice got up quickly from the blow. "I'd say it was undercooked." he replied, trying his hand at horrible jokes. Veralice summoned a large ring of flame around them all, approximately 30 feet in height.
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Post by Duke Nukem on Aug 28, 2008 15:48:45 GMT -5
"AH NO, THAT SHIT DID NOT JUST HAPPEN. OH NO YOU DIDN'T," Narrator yelled in what was totally not a stereotypical way. "HELL, I DON'T GOT NO FIRE EXTINGUISHER UP IN HERE!"
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Post by Mizagium on Aug 28, 2008 15:50:12 GMT -5
"Why did you attack me?"
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Post by Duke Nukem on Aug 28, 2008 15:54:16 GMT -5
"HONKEY PLEASE. WE GOT BIG FIERY SHIT UP IN HERE AND YOU WORRIED 'BOUT 'DAT THANG THAT UP 'N' HAPPEN' 'TIRTEEN SECONDS AGO? SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT," Narrator yelled, in no way a stereotype.
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Post by Mizagium on Aug 28, 2008 15:57:28 GMT -5
"Hmmm, fine." Johnny grumbled. He dusted himself off and ran at Veralice again. This time intending to use the Ugly Stick's full power.
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Post by Duke Nukem on Aug 28, 2008 16:00:49 GMT -5
"AW, HELL, HERE WE GO AGAIN," Narrator said, still in no way a stereotype.
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Post by Sartorius on Aug 28, 2008 16:03:21 GMT -5
"You don't really want to do that, now, do you?" Veralice asked. A small portal was opened and the (Corrupted) Beauty Mirror appeared right in front of the emperor.
"Back down, now." Veralice commanded, his eyes glowing from beneath his dark hooded cloak.
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Post by Mizagium on Aug 28, 2008 16:03:49 GMT -5
Johnny was ready to use the FAlse Sheild against Narrator in the likely event that he woulf recklessly attack both he and Veralice.
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Post by Duke Nukem on Aug 28, 2008 16:11:10 GMT -5
Narrator, sensing that Johnny would hesitate, immediately stopped being a stereotype. Thinking quickly, he pulled a toothbrush out of his endless pockets.
"Hot potato," Narrator calmly declared.
With the accuracy of a lazer-guided knife, Narrator hurled the toothbrush. While it flew through the air at an impossible speed, the toothbrush began to EVOLVE. By the time it hit Veralice between the eyes, it was no longer a toothbrush. It was a starfish.
That's right, once again Narrator's total disregard for physics has inconvenienced Veralice, in a whole new way. The starfish effectively stuck to Veralice's face, covering his eyes and most of his nose.
"Was that undercooked?" Narrator said. "I think this one came out really well."
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Post by Sartorius on Aug 28, 2008 16:11:49 GMT -5
"Why can't you just join me, Johnny? Things would be easier for the both of us...I could even reunite you with your long lost sister..." Veralice said, ripping off the starfish from his face. Able to manipulate the Corrupted Beauty Mirror, he showed a picture of Johnny and his sister within the reflective glass.
"Oh, and Narrator, your disregard for physics is quite annoying, and your starfish is well done!" yelled Veralice, lighting the starfish on fire and throwing it back to Narrator.
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Post by Duke Nukem on Aug 28, 2008 16:14:33 GMT -5
Somewhere, Bill Nye the Science Guy is crying over the lack of physics that is Awesome Land.
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Post by Mizagium on Aug 28, 2008 16:15:15 GMT -5
(Thanks for going along with it Austin)
"Sarah..." Johnny reached for the Mirror. He almost touched the surface but pulled himself back. "No." Johnny turned away. "It's not REAL!"
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Post by Sartorius on Aug 28, 2008 16:25:38 GMT -5
(No problem. Character development = Yay and it adds a nice twist to the nonsense that is Awesome Land.)
"Oh, really? How can you be so sure, Johnny?" Veralice said, trying to instill doubt into the lad's mind.
Veralice moved the mirror back into its dimension and said "I'll be back. Remember, I'll always leave the option for you to join me open." With that he went to McJimmy's to officially rename and transform the restaurant.
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Post by Duke Nukem on Aug 28, 2008 16:27:16 GMT -5
The hell just happened? What happened to Narrator's toothbrush-starfish projectile and the 30-foot flames? CONTINUITY, PLEASE.
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Post by Duke Nukem on Aug 28, 2008 16:27:43 GMT -5
Narrator, sensing that Johnny would hesitate, immediately stopped being a stereotype. Thinking quickly, he pulled a toothbrush out of his endless pockets. "Hot potato," Narrator calmly declared. With the accuracy of a lazer-guided knife, Narrator hurled the toothbrush. While it flew through the air at an impossible speed, the toothbrush began to EVOLVE. By the time it hit Veralice between the eyes, it was no longer a toothbrush. It was a starfish. That's right, once again Narrator's total disregard for physics has inconvenienced Veralice, in a whole new way. The starfish effectively stuck to Veralice's face, covering his eyes and most of his nose. "Was that undercooked?" Narrator said. "I think this one came out really well." ALL OF THIS HAPPENED, PEOPLE. COME ON. |
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Post by Xero on Aug 28, 2008 16:28:06 GMT -5
(Yes!! Enter Derp-bot! By the way, I've given control of Derp-bot to Austin.)
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Post by Mizagium on Aug 28, 2008 16:29:15 GMT -5
(Uh, oh. TIME PARADOX!)
"Thank you, Narrator. You may have saved my life."
(I might as well roll with the paradox.)
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