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Post by Sartorius on Aug 28, 2008 16:34:16 GMT -5
(Veralice ripped the starfish from his face and threw a flaming starfish toward Narrator. Also, Veralice's cloak is flame retardant, so fire is a minor inconvenience to him.)
Veralice, as an afterthought, disbanded the ring of flame that was in the area earlier, setting everyone free. He opened the door to McJimmy's restaurant, and with a snap of his fingers the entire place was changed. The sign in front of the building now said "Omnistar" the new name of the restaurant. On the very top of the building was a giant golden V. The interior was now black, and almost everything had a darker tone to it aside from the cash register, which seemed very strange to Veralice, who approached it.
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Post by Mizagium on Aug 28, 2008 16:35:53 GMT -5
(Make the cash register a cousin to the blender from Bob)
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Post by Duke Nukem on Aug 28, 2008 16:42:56 GMT -5
Narrator breathed, and the oncoming starfish halted and desintigrated to nothing.
"That's how it's done, booooiiiiiiii," Narrator said, feeling dirty for spelling boy like that. "Well, I have a fast food chain to attend to, so you're on your own for now what's-your-face."
Narrator once again mounted his ironing board and left the scene, narrating as he went.
"And lo, Johnny is faced with a difficult choice. How will he choose? Only time will tell. Amarillo Slim is still out of commission because Jimmy's internetz is busted. That's all for now, folks."
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Post by Mizagium on Aug 28, 2008 16:45:24 GMT -5
Johnny was left alone as Narrator went to manage his fast-food chain. Amarillo still stood frozen in time for some unknown reason.
"I guess I'm on my own..." Johnny went to examine the ruins of Veralice's town for clues.
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Post by Sartorius on Aug 28, 2008 16:45:29 GMT -5
((That's just silly. Honestly, blenders having cousins? Besides, I can't fuse the story too much. The only real thing they have in common is the sword Excalibob.)))))))))))))))))))
"You there, cash register. You aren't a normal cash register, are you?" Veralice questioned the register, who was being attacked by a perverted fat man.
"Ugh, that thing McJimmy warned me about..." Veralice said in disgust at the fat man, who could not hear.
"DUUUUUUUURP." yelled the cash register, who revealed his true form as Derp-Bot, the mustachioed robot that can't speak proper English.
"Ah, it's you. Hmm, being attacked by a morbidly obese pervert, are you?" Veralice asked tauntingly, half enjoying the spectacle, half pitying it.
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Post by Sartorius on Aug 28, 2008 16:52:31 GMT -5
What a great opportunity. the emperor thought, causing a spontaneous burst of maniacal laughter to force itself out of him. Derp-Bot responded with "DUUUUUUUUURP? Derp derp!" and the creepy man still stood there, breathing heavily and scaring Derp-Bot.
"Tell you what. If you sign this paper, I'll rid the world of this man forever and give you the greatest mustache in the world." Veralice said, taking out a paper with the bold title "Demonic Contract". Demonic was poorly scratched out and replaced with the word 'happy'.
Derp-Bot obliged, and ran over to Veralice, signing the paper with the pen that he apparently had.
"Good, good." laughed Veralice as the contract seemed to disappear in a burst of flame. "Now, to address this...problem." Veralice said. Without warning, the fat perverted man burst into flame and began running around in circles before collapsing and burning away. The grease from his body kept the fire going for a long time as Veralice laughed.
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Post by Duke Nukem on Aug 28, 2008 16:53:24 GMT -5
Passing overhead on his way to Taco Bell, Narrator saw the obese spectacle that was the fat man. Overcome with rage and disgust, Narrator hurled his baseball bat. The fat guy's face got in the way of the baseball bat, as did one of the restaurant's walls, and the fat man was no more. He was knocked into a different plane of existence, forever doomed to live in such a manner for being excessively creepy. Narrator continued on his way to Taco Bell, not even looking back to see what had just happened. Seeing as how he's omnipresent, he already knew anyways.
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Post by Sartorius on Aug 28, 2008 17:05:59 GMT -5
(LOL FAT MAN ALREADY BURNED TO DEATH)
"Now then...Derp-Bot, you are now owned entirely by me." Veralice said, as if Derp-Bot already knew.
"Derp Derp DUUUUUURP!!!!" the robot protested loudly; Veralice seemed to only become infuriated by this.
Regaining his calm, Veralice said in a sinister tone "Ha, you forget already? You signed the contract." Veralice said, producing the Demonic/Happy Contract and showing the words to Derp-Bot, who tried and failed to rip it.
"Now, since you are my newest ally, you shall speak only English." Veralice said, and angry 'Derps' from Derp-Bot soon became angry 'noooooz" and then angry 'NOOOOOOO's' with proper use of capital letters and everything.
"Much better. Now, to the Employer's Office, which shall be my new base. I shall add extra modifications to you and force Johnny to join me. The other details of my plot I'll keep to myself for now." Veralice stated, dragging Derp-Bot to the office, where they started building his new base of operations.
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Post by Mizagium on Aug 28, 2008 19:58:36 GMT -5
McJimmy failed to mention the OTHER weord thing that was in his office...
A rather large clock hung above the desk. The clock had a face, and hands, and feet? And EYES?!
The clock was a man, cursed to look like a clock for reasons I am not entirely sure of...
He was: The Time Keeper!
Veralice entered the office and the Time Keeper Jumped down to greet/confront him.
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Post by Sartorius on Aug 28, 2008 20:10:13 GMT -5
"...Hello. What are you doing in my base?" asked Veralice impatiently. Derp-Bot merely stood on his roller skates watching the weird clock man.
"Why are you shaped like a clock?" Veralice added as an afterthought.
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Post by Duke Nukem on Aug 28, 2008 20:38:04 GMT -5
WHERE'S MCJIMMEH-JIMMEH?
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Post by Anthony G on Aug 28, 2008 20:52:44 GMT -5
((((Narrator=God?)))))
((((Also, anyone can control the fat perverted man since no one ever created him, just don't kill him off. How about he's just still on fire running around in circles at the moment NOT DEAD)))))
McJimmy, with his new working car, decided he needed to confront Bill Nye, for Narrator was becoming ubelievably powerful with his anti-physics powerz.
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Post by Duke Nukem on Aug 28, 2008 20:56:10 GMT -5
(How is Narrator defying physics not as broken as everyone else? Veralice can do basically whatever he wants and Dante, until he was killed, was basically the same. Anyways, Narrator doesn't exert his super-awesome to totally destroy the story, just to make things funnier/more chaotic.)
Fat Man (his new name) isn't dead, he's just been banished to an isolated existence until further notice by Narrator chucking his baseball bat at him. He'll be back, don't you worry.
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Post by Anthony G on Aug 28, 2008 20:59:32 GMT -5
(How is Narrator defying physics not as broken as everyone else? Veralice can do basically whatever he wants and Dante, until he was killed, was basically the same. Anyways, Narrator doesn't exert his super-awesome to totally destroy the story, just to make things funnier/more chaotic.) don't worry, I'm not planning to overthrow you or anything. I just felt I needed to contribute to the story, and by saying I was going to find Bill Nye I also add a new character, ultimately developing the story. MIND GAMES, SON. I'm pretty sure Austin killed him off (LOL FAT MAN ALREADY BURNED TO DEATH) JEEZ GET WITH THE STORY, NARRATOR. |
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Post by Duke Nukem on Aug 28, 2008 21:35:37 GMT -5
Fat Man may have been burned to "death," but not really. Plot twists son, plot twists. He was perma-banned to a dimension without fire, so he's still alive.
LOOPHOLES, SON.
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Post by wolvy on Aug 28, 2008 21:42:22 GMT -5
Dante appears out of nowhere, setting his story straight, "I never died, plus you didn't read the post how I sealed all of you in this dimension when I left, meaning Fat Man is still here, not being allowed to leave Awesome Land under any circumstances. I'm only here because I created the seal, giving me the rights to the exception. Plus I had a weakness, but I never developed my character enough to reveal it." Dante quickly vanished, hoping people would read all of the posts and not create contradictions.
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Post by Anthony G on Aug 28, 2008 22:25:41 GMT -5
(L-O-L)
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Post by Duke Nukem on Aug 29, 2008 14:39:19 GMT -5
No. Fat Man is in a different dimension devoid of fire, allowing him to continue living in this story without the intervention of necromancy. NARRATOR PLAYS BY HIS OWN RULES, SON.
I READ ALL THE POSTS. I KNOW ALL THE POSTS. I AM ALL THE POSTS.
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Post by Sartorius on Aug 29, 2008 14:58:50 GMT -5
Having been fully aware of his surroundings, Dante soon learned about the others. "Let's see, one guy is a narcissistic egomaniac that fuses every meme possible and tries to milk a joke out of everything, one is a perfect musician named after a texting answering site, one is looking for some True Sword while having a peculiar obsession to 'kandiez', a robot that is meme-tastic, plus Amarillo and Veralice." Dante thought over this group, and while Awesome Land was cool and all, he realized he had to leave forever to find Donnala. Although he did not want to destroy Awesome Land, he wanted to go out with a bang; however, as Dante quickly realized, he had to little energy to waste. He had to remember his purpose. So with that final thought, he waved goodbye to the wacky bunch of zany characters and teleported to Maestro Tartaruga's house, sealing Awesome Land so no one could enter, escape, or train under the Guardians ever (even with Dragonballs). -And so ends the tale of Dante Il Cacciatore o Girovago and his enemy Donnala. Sadly, it will almost be as if he never entered, only killing NeoRidley and landing in this strange place. Be creative and do not overuse memes/cheap laughs. (Sorry, Robert, but Awesome Land can't be sealed. Awesome Land hasn't had a real government until Veralice became emperor, so the land functions on its own set of rules that keeps everyone happy. One of the rules prevents in sealing, unless in a time of crisis by the current ruler. They've never had a ruler til Veralice, so the town has never been nor can be sealed. Not even the power of Dante or Chuck Norris combined could seal Awesome Land...It's just too...Awesome.) |
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Post by Duke Nukem on Aug 29, 2008 15:08:24 GMT -5
Continue with the story.
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Post by Mizagium on Aug 29, 2008 17:07:49 GMT -5
"Why am I shaped like a clock?" The Time Keeper repeated. "I'll you why. I am -- IT IS 6 O'CLOCK IN THE AFTERNOON -- ahem, sorry about that. Anyways, I was once an adviser to the royal family of the Kingdom of Really Cool. The children were always late to their lessons and I would lecture them about the importance of being punctual. They soon grew tired of it and eventually the little brat Johnny hit with the Ugly Stick. I was thrown out of the castle because the queen thought I was going to man-rape Johnny. So now I have come, seeking a way to get revenge on the Mambutoo O'Malley's!"
The Time Keeper finished his narrative and crossed his arms proudly. But that didn't work so well as his arms need to point to the right time.
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Post by Xero on Aug 29, 2008 18:30:00 GMT -5
(NOOO!!!! Austin, Derp-bot can't talk! Only Derp-boy can talk! Derp-boy is Derp-bot's android cousin. Add him to the story. I'm too lazy to. And I have something planned for Cha Cha anyway (coming soon), so if you want a literate Derp-character, use Derp-boy instead.)
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Post by Sartorius on Aug 29, 2008 19:48:38 GMT -5
"So you want revenge, eh? You say you used to be an adviser to the royal family? Hmm...Tell me, do you happen to know the whereabouts of a particular object that Johnny is looking for? I believe it was the True Sword." Veralice said, always happy to help people exact vengeance.
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Post by Duke Nukem on Aug 29, 2008 20:19:01 GMT -5
Narrator is vengeance.
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Post by EagleXC13 on Aug 29, 2008 21:56:02 GMT -5
(OMMFG what do i do?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!)
Out of pretty much nowhere popped Amarillo, who had been stuck in time up until this point by something called a WEP key (no explanation needed).
He didn't know what was happeneing and wanted to know what was going on even though he knew he'd get stuck in time over the weekend b/c of a camping trip. ololololollolololololololololololololololololo.
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