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Post by Sartorius on Aug 8, 2008 15:36:48 GMT -5
At the great suggestion of HaezyEagleVII, I have separated the actual story from the rules and references. The story will go here and the rest, such as discussion and rules will go there. Anyway, you may post.
Emperor Veralice awoke from his over 9000 story palace with an evil expression on his face. He knew that to secure total control of Awesome Land that he would have to take over McJimmy's, the best (and only) restaurant in the country/territory/alternate dimension. Veralice teleported out of the castle and onto the roof of McJimmy's to ensure that no one was there to stop his plan.
(There's the first post. Someone could respond by going to McJimmy's or something.)
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Post by Mizagium on Aug 8, 2008 15:41:51 GMT -5
Johnny Mambutoo O'Malley waited outside McJimmy's. He was supposed to "stand there and look pretty" as commanded by McJimmy. Instead he was slumped down on the ground. No one was coming. They had been open for 2 hours and not a single customer had arrived. Then his Ugly Stick began to glow...
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Post by Sartorius on Aug 8, 2008 16:00:55 GMT -5
~Ha ha ha...Once I secure McJimmy's, all of Awesome Land will be under my control. I will be the complete and total emperor, and no one will be able to stop me. Now where is...~ Leon lost his train of thought as he saw a young man carrying a stick next to the building.
~I wonder who he could be?~ Leon thought.
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Post by Mizagium on Aug 8, 2008 16:09:10 GMT -5
Johnny hopped to his feet and scanned the area searching for any signs of Ugly people. None. He turned to McJimmy's. The ugly stick glowed brighter and brighter until...
McJimmy walked outside...
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Post by Sartorius on Aug 8, 2008 17:03:10 GMT -5
~What's that old fool McNoob doing outside. Such an old man could break with the slightest breeze.~ thought Leon, crushing a nearby potato with little effort. ~Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No more potatoes! I shall destroy them all!~ he added as an afterthought.
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Post by Anthony G on Aug 8, 2008 18:30:20 GMT -5
"Johnny! You git ova here! I have sometin to give to ya!"
McJimmy walks Johnny into the restuarant to show him an ugly, hamburger costume he has to wear to help with advertising.
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Post by Mizagium on Aug 8, 2008 18:32:17 GMT -5
Johnny's Ugly Stick glows to OVER NINE THOUSAND!
He contemplates hitting McJimmy with the Ugly Stick, but shudders at the thouhgt of what the result would be.
"But it's UGLY! I don't wanna wear it!"
(Can I be a mod here since I was the first to post a forum story?)
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Post by Anthony G on Aug 8, 2008 18:39:07 GMT -5
"Have you seen this weeks income?!? It has lowered by 5%!!?!"
*Jimmy Mc McJimmy thows the costume at Johnny*
"Now git going and do some dancin or sometin outside!"
*McJimmy walks back to his office where he cannot be bothered*
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Post by Sartorius on Aug 8, 2008 18:45:46 GMT -5
~What a funny spectacle...Perhaps I could use this to my advantage...~ thought Leon. He used his epic dagger Hystoger and his own dark magic to shape shift into a young robed child for some espionage. He did is best to disguise his voice as he jumped from the roof of McJimmy's to speak with Johnny.
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Post by Mizagium on Aug 8, 2008 18:49:05 GMT -5
As much as he hated it, Johnny began to dance a jaunty Irish jig. He was powerless against McJimmy's ability to make other do what I say.
At least the Ugly person is gone... Thought Lohnny as he danced.
johnny then saw a small figure appear out of the shadows where they hid the dumpsters.
(Can I be a mod here since I was the first to post a forum story?)
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Post by Sartorius on Aug 8, 2008 18:54:39 GMT -5
"Ahem." Leon cleared his throat. "Hello, there. How are you today? And what are you doing?" asked Leon to Johnny in the most childish voice he could muster.
((Once we get a few more posts you're pretty much guaranteed. Your qualified for the job w/o question.))
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Post by Mizagium on Aug 8, 2008 18:57:33 GMT -5
Hmm, what an incredibly deep voice for such a small boy... Johnny thought to himself.
"I'm dancing an Irish jig in an Ugly costume to tract customers to our crappy restaurant that is the only free one left in this kingdom/land/alternate dimension." Johnny continued to dance. "Would you like to try a McJimmy Special today?" He was required to ask.
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Post by Sartorius on Aug 8, 2008 19:00:01 GMT -5
"Doesn't seem like the best job. Certainly someone of your caliber could obtain a better job in these parts?" asked Leon. He was rapidly formulating an idea in his head.
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Post by Mizagium on Aug 8, 2008 19:05:09 GMT -5
"Yes, it's true." Johnny sighed. "I used to be the greatest male-model to ever work for Abercrombie. I was KING!!! But that was a long time ago..." He sighed, still dancing.
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Post by Sartorius on Aug 8, 2008 19:15:55 GMT -5
"Oh, I'm really sorry about that." said Leon, giving a slight bow to represent his condolences. "But perhaps I can help...Are you aware of Awesome Land's Emperor? asked Leon, still struggling to get a child like voice.
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Post by Mizagium on Aug 8, 2008 19:33:07 GMT -5
Is this kid going through the reverse of puberty or what? Thought Johnny as the child's voice became higher.
"Yes, I have heard of the Emperor, though i have only heard of his cruelty and unrivaled hatred of potatoes."
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Post by Sartorius on Aug 8, 2008 19:40:40 GMT -5
"Cruel? Our emperor is NOT cruel!" yelled Leon before regaining his composure. "What I mean to say is that he is quite benevolent if you get to know him...I happen to be close friends with Emperor Veralice, and I'm sure he could get you a job ten times better than McStupid's if you came to join him." said Leon, finishing the sentence with one breath.
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Post by Mizagium on Aug 8, 2008 19:46:09 GMT -5
"Oh, okay." johnny finally stopped dancing. "I'm new to this dimension/kingdom/realm, so I am not familiar with the local politics."
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Post by Sartorius on Aug 8, 2008 19:50:34 GMT -5
"Oh, really?" asked Leon. "Allow me to escort you to the Imperial Palace!" said Leon excitedly. "Afterwards he can show you around Awesome Land." said Leon. Suddenly a large and sleek Porsche appeared out of nowhere to take them to the emperor's home.
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Post by Mizagium on Aug 8, 2008 19:53:24 GMT -5
"Cool a car!" Johnny exclaimed. "I call shotgun!" He dove for the passenger seat still wearing his burger costume.
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Post by Sartorius on Aug 8, 2008 19:56:59 GMT -5
"Uh...You may want to take that off before we-" before Leon could finish the car drove at 150 VPH (That like miles per hour except with a V lolol) toward the Imperial Palace. Leon latched on to the car before it left as they traveled toward the ruler of Awesome Land.
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Post by Mizagium on Aug 8, 2008 20:00:47 GMT -5
Johnny hung his head out of the window like a dog, which was impossible as the burger costume should have prevented this. "So what's this emperor guy like, eh? Is he better looking than me?"
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Post by Sartorius on Aug 8, 2008 20:03:41 GMT -5
Leon stared at the man and started to chuckle a little. "He is quite handsome, I'm sure, but he always covers his face and body with a hooded robe for some reason, so few have seen him." Leon replied, trying to say the best possible answer.
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Post by Mizagium on Aug 8, 2008 20:08:15 GMT -5
"Oh, well that's good. But if he's Ugly, my stick will begin to glow and I will be forced to run out screaming OMGZZZ ITSS A UGLY PERSON!!!! Then all the world will know that he is Ugly."
(Like my new avatar?)
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Post by Sartorius on Aug 8, 2008 20:12:30 GMT -5
"Fair enough." said Leon as the car parked itself outside the gate to the Imperial Palace. "He doesn't often take visitors, so I'll get him for you." Leon said, running over the gate and into the castle...
Inside the castle:
"Now, to rid myself of this body. I've not been in it for a decade now and I hope to leave it permanently." Leon said in his normal voice. In a spiraling cloud of smoke he transformed back into his normal, hooded form and walked outside to the Porsche.
(Lmao that stick figure is crazier than I am.)
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