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Post by Sartorius on Sept 16, 2008 21:48:59 GMT -5
"You know, it's only a matter of time before we all plummet to the ground and die." Walter said, accelerating at 9.8 m/s2
"This battle is going nowhere! Why don't you just see for yourself the evil that guy in the tower is doing!" Taenas pleaded. He began to decelerate until he was above both Narrator and Walter. He figured that if they fell first he could use them to cushion his own fall.
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Post by Duke Nukem on Sept 16, 2008 21:51:24 GMT -5
Narrator deployed a moon bounce be pulled from his pocket. It magically inflated and broke their falls. Physics be damned.
"You guys declared yourself tyrants. I'm fighting you. Stop whining about it," Narrator said.
Narrator walked behind Taenas and delivered a swift kick to the ass, lodging his boot in said orifice.
"That's for being emo, bitch!" Narrator yelled.
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Post by Sartorius on Sept 16, 2008 21:56:40 GMT -5
"What if we undeclared our tyranny? Could this battle be stopped then? We really have to get back to that war on the other people out there trying to take over Awesome Land." said Walter, eating popcorn as he watched the battle.
Taenas removed the boot from his posterior and forced it to burst into flames. He allowed the flame to burn until an intense amount of smoke filled the area. Using this to his advantage, Taenas ran behind Narrator and, forcing the sword Sindios to change into a frying pan, he hit Narrator in the head, sending him flying toward the popcorn eating emperor.
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Xero
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Post by Xero on Sept 16, 2008 23:19:52 GMT -5
"Special Royal Army!" came Xero's booming voice as the SRA climbed out of their ships. "Split up! Rowlek, take a battalion and capture Walter's palace!" Rowlek nodded and called his battalion (1500 men) to attention then marched toward the Emperor's castle. "Father, we march to the Clock Tower! We'll get that Vanity Mirror back at all costs!" Xero turned to Cha Cha, who had finally emerged from the Captain's quarters and was now standing in front of his brother with Salvatore. "Cha Cha, take Salvatore with you and continue to build our forces. Go to Ausum Land and inform Queen Crider that Awesome Land is entering the greatest civil war in the history of mankind. Summon the Ausum Army, then request the assistance of the Mambutoo O'Malley's in Really Cool Land. We'll need all the help we can get," he added sadly as he looked at storm clouds above the Clock Tower. Cha Cha nodded nodded and stepped to the wheel. Salvatore swung up the rigging and took his place in the crow's nest. The members of the Special Royal Navy scrambled below decks and stationed themselves at their oars and their cannons.
Xero and Phantom stepped forward and called their brigade (lol wut 10000 men.... Tyler, I'd suggest using a legion or battalion or brigade instead of a platoon.... random military names: legion - about 5000 men, battalion - 500-1500, regiment - up to about 5000 men, brigade - 2 to 5 battalions or regiments...... platoon - 30 to 50 men) to attention.
"Men!" Xero began. "This is a dark day! Five armies clash! We must not be outdone! We march to arms against the Time Keeper! Do not let his dark powers daunt you! We will not back down! We march to war! To end tyranny! To freedom!" A loud cheer started as Xero finished his motivational speech (unlike Motevator666's MOTEvational speeches, which only seek to MOTEvate, similar to deMOTIvate), drowning out Xero's command of "Move out!" The massive army took up their arms and marched towards the dark clouds, with Xero and Phantom at the head of the army. To center of the storm. To the source of the greatest evil in Awesome Land. To the Vanity Mirror.
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