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Post by Duke Nukem on Aug 31, 2008 20:58:43 GMT -5
ALL THE HORNETS WERE ALREADY DEAD. MR. T LEAVES NO SURVIVORS. SHAME YOURSELVES.
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Post by wolvy on Aug 31, 2008 21:30:32 GMT -5
(I'm so sorry I had to run errands all day. Michael, if you want to, I give you control of Salvatore when I am gone. He is basically a super-weak Dante that can summon his brother in times of great and dire need. I need to be one when the story is kicking. Text me or something, please).
Meeting his new compadre Cha-cha ("I think...that name sounds familiar and Dante did mention some trumpet guy names Chachi or something..."), Salvatore followed his ally around throughout the epic struggle, useless by being so tired. "I know of what just happened but I am not sure where I am..."
Salvatore simply stood by Cha-cha, now ready to fight whenever need be.
(Michael, you can control Salvatore for a little bit just to get me acquainted with what is going on now, and then I will resume. I'll PM you or something).
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Post by Duke Nukem on Sept 2, 2008 15:23:07 GMT -5
Continue with the story after you finish shaming yourselves.
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Post by Sartorius on Sept 2, 2008 20:29:28 GMT -5
"No robot soldier...Few allies...Well, in a time like this what's an emperor to do?" Veralice asked nobody in particular. Hystoger glowed momentarily if in response, and Veralice suddenly knew what to do. Lifting his blade into the air, Veralice summoned a giant television screen that could be seen and heard from anywhere in Awesome Land. He magnified his voice and through the screen said "Attention all citizens: Men, women, and especially children. You have hereby been drafted into the Awesome Land Imperial Army. Thank you and have a wonderful day."
"What if we refuse to join you?" said an unnamed target. Within a millisecond the target was struck by SUPER LIGHTNING, which is like lightning but super.
Within the next few minutes, the new recruits were there and armed with swords, guns, spears, bows, and tanks that Veralice hand made using his magic. The women were in standard, non protective clothing, cuz they never wear full armor in fantasy stories amirite?
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Post by Sartorius on Sept 2, 2008 20:34:20 GMT -5
"Now...I have an army...What was I going to do with them?" Veralice asked no one again, realizing he hadn't made a plan for the event that his army plan actually succeeded. Hystoger glowed again and Veralice said through the screen "Attention all non-army citizens of Awesome Land. I have been informed that there are two objects of great power here: The Ugly Stick and the False Shield. If your name is not Johnny, then you are to find him and secure the artifacts. If your name is Johnny, I suggest you deliver them to me personally...That is all."
"Forward march!" Veralice yelled, because he was apparently a skilled military commander.
The army, trying to impress Veralice, started marching through Awesome Land in search of Johnny and his two artifacts. They began to ransack houses (empty ones, of course, since most of the citizens were in the army) in an attempt to find Johnny.
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Post by Duke Nukem on Sept 3, 2008 16:43:17 GMT -5
Narrator continued on his leisurely stroll as Tyler and Michael were surely shaming themselves.
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Post by Mizagium on Sept 4, 2008 15:24:50 GMT -5
(Why would we be shaming ourselves?)
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Post by Duke Nukem on Sept 4, 2008 16:20:26 GMT -5
Read up, fool.
CONTINUE THE DAMN STORY. NOBODY'S DONE ANYTHING IN DAYS EVEN THOUGH EVERYONE WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING EXCEPT NARRATOR BECAUSE HE'S GREAT.
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Post by Sartorius on Sept 5, 2008 15:55:32 GMT -5
"Imperial Army, continue marching! Don't stop until Johnny, the Ugly Stick, and the False Shield are all located, brought to me, or destroyed!" Veralice commanded. Sure enough, the army continued marching. "To ensure the greatest chance of our victory, I shall split you up. You over there will be stationed at Taco Bell." Veralice told several well armed soldiers."You will go to the ruins of Omnistar and keep guard." Veralice said to the next group of soldiers. "The rest of you will stay with me and rape the villages." Veralice yelled to the largest group.
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Post by Sartorius on Sept 5, 2008 16:43:58 GMT -5
((I added a new epic character since we seem to lack those. His biography is on the discussion thread, but for those too lazy to read it, here's a synopsis. His name is Taenas. He's a 13 year old human. He killed his father and brother because they were jerks, and he wields a blade called Sindios, which is a weakened version of a sword called Pandemonium, forged X amount of years ago. He hates humans and while on the run from the cops for murder found his way into Awesome Land.))
"Emperor Veralice..." a mysterious voice said from the crowd of people who were to go to Taco Bell.
"Hmm? Who calls my name!" Veralice yelled, trying to locate the source of the voice.
"I am Taenas." the voice said as the boy walked out of the group of people. He was a very thin boy with pitch black hair that effeminately fell to his shoulders. He seemed to have slightly large muscles and wore golden armor and a red cape with the letter "V" on it. He held a black and silver sword that seemed to glow.
"I don't recognize you, boy. You don't look like a major character or a generic man, woman, or child. Explain." Veralice commanded Taenas.
"I just arrived here after escaping an alternate dimension where I killed my brother and father." Taenas explained bluntly.
"Oh...Well, are you going to join the army?" Veralice asked and was responded to with a nod. Veralice sensed pure epic evil inside Taenas and said "Will you remain loyal to me?"
"If I have to." Taenas said. Veralice merely laughed and extended his hand to shake Taenas's hand.
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Post by Sartorius on Sept 5, 2008 16:49:18 GMT -5
Taenas accepted the handshake as Veralice said "You seem to be only a child, roughly 13 years of age. Show me some of your power to ensure that you are fit for the army." The emperor neglected the fact that 6 and 7 year olds were already recruited.
Taenas nodded and, with lightning fast speed, killed a nearby 6 year old and his mother. (OMFG THAT IS JUST WRONG)
"Woah. WTF. You're way too evil." Emperor Veralice said angrily. Quickly changing his attitude, he said "Welcome aboard. You are hereby promoted to General Taenas, and will lead the part of the army to commandeer Taco Bell."
"Very well, sir." Taenas said with respect. "Army, move out." he commanded calmly. The section of the Imperial Army he had control over followed him toward Taco Bell. The rest of the army that Veralice continued to search for Johnny and the artifacts he possessed.
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Post by Mizagium on Sept 6, 2008 10:02:31 GMT -5
(I can't think of anything for Johnny to do right now!)
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Post by Sartorius on Sept 6, 2008 10:17:46 GMT -5
(Have him find out the Imperial Army is looking for him and have him act accordingly.)
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Post by Duke Nukem on Sept 6, 2008 11:45:29 GMT -5
Narrator got to Omnistar, whistling as he strolled out of the woods. He noticed some soldiers, and 3.14159 (Narrator likes the first 6 digits of pi) seconds passed. There weren't any more soldiers, and Narrator was replacing a boot on his foot. Then, his super-trendy watchie-talkie (WRIST WATCH WALKIE-TALKIE OMG WTF) went off. It was the squeaky-voiced teen manager of the Taco Bell where Narrator kicked DERPBOT's metal ass.
"Hey, there's some army or something coming our way. I don't think they want burritos..." said the squeaky-voiced teen.
"HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO SAY "OVER"? Fine, I'm on my way," Narrator said, shaking his head at the teen's stupidity. "I need to mercilessly beat my employees more," Narrator mumbled. He then started strolling in a leisurely way back to the Taco Bell. Narrator doesn't like to rush things.
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Post by Duke Nukem on Sept 6, 2008 16:21:30 GMT -5
Whatever happened to McJimmeh-Jimmeh?
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Post by Mizagium on Sept 6, 2008 21:52:12 GMT -5
(Johnny's going to disappear for a little while. Yes, he is in hiding. I won't tell anyone where, but you are NOT allowed to look for him! Trust me, he will come back. Now I will focus more on the Time Keeper and Sarah.)
The Veral Dimension.
Sarah floated through The Void unendingly. Time neither passed nor stood still. She was both everywhere and nowhere. She was both corporeal and ethereal. She was existent and non-existent.
She was trapped.
Only the True Sword could free her from The Veral Dimension. But she had lost it in the emptiness of this Null-Void.
Sarah continued to float on...
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Post by Duke Nukem on Sept 6, 2008 23:01:22 GMT -5
Narrator received a message on his wristie-talkie. It was the squeaky voiced teen.
"Somebody set us up the bomb," said the teen. "You have no chance to survive make your time."
"Ok, Narrator said, arriving outside the Taco Bell. "You are so fired. But first, get ready for your last beating as an employee of Taco Bell."
And lo, the teen bled, as Veralice's oncoming army made it's way to Taco Bell.
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Post by Mizagium on Sept 7, 2008 9:48:23 GMT -5
Sarah continued to drift through the Veral-Dimension, alone. She could feel her very existence begin to falter as the Null-Void began to take its toll on her.
Her mind was drifting and slowly forgetting things. But she would not let her mind fail. She focused hard on the things she needed to remember. Her parents, her home, her brother...
Johnny!
She could no longer feel his presence in Awesome Land. She reached for his consciousness, but could not find it. A tear rolled down her face and she reached out for someone else...
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Post by Xero on Sept 7, 2008 13:30:54 GMT -5
Suddenly, out of nowhere came the presence Sarah was looking for. A mysterious hooded stranger appeared in the Null Dimension (Tyler, I thought this was the Veral-Dimension). The stranger introduced himself to Sarah as Cha Cha, the Trumpet Hero. In one hand he held a trumpet. And in the other was a glowing Sword: the True Sword!
(lol Tyler, have Sarah let Cha Cha take the Sword, then Cha Cha will realize that Sarah will disappear from existence without it, and he'll give her a special Item to keep her in existence.)
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Post by Mizagium on Sept 7, 2008 14:32:32 GMT -5
(Michael, you read my mind! Lol it is the Veral-Dimension, I changed. Thnx.)
~Trumpet Hero~ Sarah spoke to him through his mind. ~Where is Johnny? I can't feel him any longer.~
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Post by Xero on Sept 7, 2008 14:59:23 GMT -5
~He is safe in Awesome Land,~ said Cha Cha. ~But he needs your help to defeat Veralice. You can't feel him anymore because Veralice's power is growing, causing the Veral-Dimension to drain you of your strength. I've heard from a source that you know Veralice's one weakness. I need your help. Johny needs your help.~
He pointed at the Sword in his hand. ~This is the True Sword, isn't it?~ Sarah nodded. ~I believe this is the reason you have been able to survive in this dimension for so long. The Sword's purity canceled Veralice's evil powers. Johnny spoke of the Sword and the Beauty Mirror. Can they stop Veralice?~
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Post by Duke Nukem on Sept 7, 2008 16:09:20 GMT -5
Narrator, sensing the approach of Taenas and Veralice's army, decided to prepare in an epic fashion.
"Taenas won't know what hit him," Narrator said, surveying the preparations he made in 3.14159 minutes. "This is gonna be neat."
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Post by Mizagium on Sept 7, 2008 16:24:37 GMT -5
~The Beauty Mirror is lost. Veralice has corrupted its power.~ Sarah paused, feeling her mind begin to slip into the Null-Void. Sarh quickly pulled it back. ~Johnny still has the False Shield and the Ugly Stick, correct? They will keep him safe for now.~
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The Time Keeper's head jolted upright. There was a presence in the air, but not one of this existence: someone reaching out through the Veral-Dimension.
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Post by Xero on Sept 7, 2008 17:04:02 GMT -5
~The Perverted Fat Guy explained everything to me,~ Cha Cha said. ~According to him, I have to take the True Sword to Johnny, and only he can wield its full power in order to defeat Veralice. When I was transported to this dimension, I appeared not far from the Sword. The Perverted Fat Guy informed me that the Princess of Really Cool was in the Veral-Dimension, and I knew I had to find you so I could reassure Johnny that you're okay. And I've come prepared. Since removing the purity of the True Sword from this dimension will allow Veralice's evil power to consume you, I've infused some of my power, as well as the power of the Sword into this Soul Patch.~ Cha Cha removed a gold patch from the inside of his cloak. ~Hold onto this and Veralice's power will be unable to consume you as long as I am alive and as long as the True Sword remains in good hands.~ He closed Sarah's hand over the Soul Patch, and immediately, the faded shadow of the Princess of Really Cool disappeared and was replaced by the glowing, powerful presence that was Sarah in all her former glory before her banishment to the Veral-Dimension.
~Don't worry,~ said Cha Cha. ~I'll tell Johnny you're alright. We'll return to bring back into the world.~
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Post by Mizagium on Sept 7, 2008 19:36:38 GMT -5
The Time Keeper felt the presence grow stronger then vanish. This time the presence was stronger, more substantial. Some one was meddling in his plans.
He had to be sure. The Time Keeper left the ruins of Omnistar and headed out for the dock.
For Veraland.
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