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Post by Sartorius on Aug 31, 2008 18:41:23 GMT -5
(He teleported himself, Johnny, and Cha Cha to Omnistar so they would avoid the explosion. Isn't he nice?)
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Post by Mizagium on Aug 31, 2008 18:44:18 GMT -5
(Oh, well than ignore my last story post)
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Post by Xero on Aug 31, 2008 18:46:34 GMT -5
(No, don't ignore it. The force of the explosion was still epic, even though DERPBOT was miles above Awesome Land. This is still part of our plot. Everyone was thrown back several yards.)
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Post by Mizagium on Aug 31, 2008 18:47:29 GMT -5
(From Omnistar? Wait, OMNISTAR IS DESTROYED THANKS TO DERPBOTank!!!!)
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Post by Sartorius on Aug 31, 2008 18:48:44 GMT -5
(The ruins of Omnistar would've been a better way to put it, then.)
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Post by Mizagium on Aug 31, 2008 18:50:04 GMT -5
(Okay, so DERPBOTank asploaded, Veralice transported them to the Ruins of Omnistar, but the force of the asploation came with them and still blasted them away, right?)
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Post by Sartorius on Aug 31, 2008 18:50:24 GMT -5
As the hornets became all the more violent, Veralice realized that he hadn't used Hystoger's true power once in all 350+ posts of the story. "Hmm...Perhaps I should demonstrate it..." Veralice cogitated over the idea.
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Post by Xero on Aug 31, 2008 18:51:00 GMT -5
(Omnistar is far enough away from Taco Bell that it wasn't destroyed in the explosion, but the shock wave of the explosion still hit them. Nothing was destroyed, and nobody was badly hurt, but the shock wave sent them flying backwards into the forest.... the hornets disappear in the smoke after everyone is thrown into the forest.)
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Post by Mizagium on Aug 31, 2008 18:51:34 GMT -5
(WAHT?  ?? THE HORNETS CAME TOO? ??) |
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Post by Sartorius on Aug 31, 2008 19:01:04 GMT -5
"Hmm...All of this has made me realize...I haven't used Hystoger's true power yet." Veralice said to himself. "Perhaps I should attempt it now..." Veralice cogitated over whether to use the power of Hystoger or not.
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Post by Xero on Aug 31, 2008 19:01:21 GMT -5
(.....Nevermind. The explosion didn't do anything. Johnny didn't go flying. Veralice is still being swarmed and Johnny is still watching. Continue.)
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Post by Duke Nukem on Aug 31, 2008 19:01:30 GMT -5
Narrator, still waiting for everyone to figure out what the hell is happening, began strolling towards the Omnistar, whistling as he went. On the way he encountered Fat Man, who experienced a boot in his ass. Narrator placed yet another boot on his foot as he went.
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Post by Duke Nukem on Aug 31, 2008 19:02:10 GMT -5
Fat Man did whatever.
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Post by Mizagium on Aug 31, 2008 19:05:15 GMT -5
Upon being stomped on by Narrator's boot, Perverted Fat Guy (get the name right, Lucco) burts into flames AGAIN, and leaped upon Narrator.
He wanted to have surprisebuttsecks with him, cause he's perverted.
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Post by Sartorius on Aug 31, 2008 19:08:51 GMT -5
Repeating himself, pacing, and slashing wildly at the hornets, Veralice finally decided to use the power of Hystoger for once. "Blade of Chaos, Hystoger, confuse and corrupt the insects that dare attack your Emperor." Veralice said to the sword. A beam of anti-light his the swarm of hornets. At first they stopped moving, but within a second they flew toward the Perverted Fat Guy and Narrator in an attempt to sting them.
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Post by Duke Nukem on Aug 31, 2008 19:52:51 GMT -5
Fat Man (that's what I call him, get over it) did not last long on Narrator's back, discovering that Narrator was unable to be buttsecksed. Narrator's just to great. Dejected, Fat Man emo-ed off to do whatever Fat Man does.
Narrator whipped out a can of Bug-Be-Gone-X-Treme when he noticed the oncoming hornets. He pressed the aerosol nozzle, and Mr. T popped out.
"I PITY DA FOOL THAT ATTACKS NARRATOR" Mr. T yelled. The hornets all exploded at the awesome that was Mr. T, who dissolved back into the aerosol can.
"Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout," Narrator said, continuing on his stroll to Omnistar.
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Post by Mizagium on Aug 31, 2008 19:54:50 GMT -5
"But, Omnistar is destroyed." Johnny protested to Narrator. "LOOK at it!" he indicated the ruins of what was once a McJimmy's.
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Post by Duke Nukem on Aug 31, 2008 19:59:12 GMT -5
No. You do NOT correct Narrator.
Johnny died and came back 3.14159 seconds later.
DO YOU THE SHIT THAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH NARRATOR?
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Post by Duke Nukem on Aug 31, 2008 20:00:45 GMT -5
Narrator continued along at a leisurely pace.
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Post by Mizagium on Aug 31, 2008 20:00:45 GMT -5
"But it IS destryoed! Go back a few pages and you'll see it."
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Post by Xero on Aug 31, 2008 20:13:33 GMT -5
(Lucco, stop defying the time of our story. Omnistar is no more. Asploded by DERPBOT. End of story. Return to the real action.)
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Post by Mizagium on Aug 31, 2008 20:20:08 GMT -5
The Hornets stung Perverted Fat Guy. But all of his fat protected him from the venom. Instead, the hornets CAUGHT ON FIRE! And in traditional physics defying way that is Awesome Land, they turned and headed straight for Narrator.
They were now immune to buy spray and Mr. T.
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Post by Xero on Aug 31, 2008 20:36:46 GMT -5
Also in traditional Awesome Land physics-defying fashion, Derp-bot reassembled himself, now returned to normal. He was no longer the giant monster that was the Deadly Evil Robotic People Beater of Omnipotent Terror, but now the short, confused robot that could only say one word that was Derp-bot. He zapped Narrator with his lazar arm and banished Narrator to an alternate dimension for not paying attention to the story.
The hornets, now without a target, charged Derp-bot. But Derp-bot opened a compartment in his "stomach," and consumed the hornets. He began to shake and rattle. Then a jar appeared from his mouth. On the label was written "Honey".
Derp-bot then took over the narration.
"Derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp," he said. Roughly translated, that means, "Continue."
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Post by Mizagium on Aug 31, 2008 20:55:40 GMT -5
(Hooray for Derp-bot!)
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Post by Duke Nukem on Aug 31, 2008 20:57:50 GMT -5
Narrator, who was not banished to another dimension because he is great, continued on his leisurely stroll to the RUINS of the Omnistar. Happy?
HIPPOCRITS. THE HORNETS ARE DEAD. MR. T KILLED THEM WITH AWESOME. OH, WHO'S NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO THE STORY'S TIMELINE NOW?
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?? THE HORNETS CAME TOO?