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Post by Sartorius on Aug 25, 2008 16:48:40 GMT -5
((Okay. Well, if anyone would like to recap what has happened so far, I'd appreciate it. What with the control of other people's characters and the new rule, I'm not sure exactly what is happening.))
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Post by Mizagium on Aug 25, 2008 16:53:30 GMT -5
(Just continue the story fropm where we left off, but with no more controlling characters that are not yours.)
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Post by wolvy on Aug 25, 2008 17:14:06 GMT -5
Yea. Basically, Il Cacciatore appeared, killed NeoRidley, looked for someone and found him. ChaCha is in the tower. Narrator hasn't done anything. Veralice is somewhere. Amarillo just talked to you about who Il Cacciatore is. Basically, that is it.
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Post by Mizagium on Aug 25, 2008 17:15:02 GMT -5
(And the truth about Johnny's identity is being revealed)
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Post by Duke Nukem on Aug 25, 2008 17:47:40 GMT -5
Watev. This story is getting so friggin complicated, I don't remember the original plot. I think I'll add to the chaos.
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Post by Sartorius on Aug 25, 2008 17:49:59 GMT -5
Veralice was surprised at the shocking amount of new information that he had just now received, and was extremely sick of it.
"Fools...Some of you I know of, while others make no sense to me. We are going to rectify the problem right now." the emperor said with finality. Although his sword, Hystoger, was designed to bring chaos and pandemonium to wherever it went, Leon Veralice was about to use the blade to clear things up. Lifting Hystoger into the air, his Imperial Palace disappeared completely. All who were inside were safely transported to a small field where the Imperial Palace had once so proudly stood.
"Draco Mortes Invoco." muttered the now ticked off emperor. As Hystoger glowed, a group of skeletal, zombie dragons appeared out of nowhere and began to swarm the field. "Now, all of you explain your true purpose in Awesome Land, or be eliminated from it permanently." Veralice stated, as more dragons closed in upon the area, surrounding all of the people who were in the palace.
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Post by Mizagium on Aug 25, 2008 17:55:19 GMT -5
"I am Johnny Mambutoo o'Malley of the Kingdom of Really Cool. I came here to find where my sister vanished too and to discover who stole the other Artifacts of Wisdom: The Beauty Mirror and the True Sword. I myself hold the Ugly Stick and the False Shield."
The dragon that threatened Johnny backed off a little...
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Post by Duke Nukem on Aug 25, 2008 17:56:08 GMT -5
His bricks being laid, if you know what I mean, Narrator made his flaming re-entrance into the story. Being Narrator, he knew everything that had been going on because, being Narrator, he read the script as the story unfolded (like a good Narrator, he refrained from reading ahead). Now, as for that flaming re-entrance...
Traveling via kamehameha wave, Narrator flew across the sky. Feeling a bit peckish, he called ahead for chinese food, which met him at the foot of Veralice's tower. He tipped the delivery boy and ate his General Tso's chicken. It was delicious.
Narrator looked at the not-remains of RIDLEY and didn't care.
"It was a dumb dragon anyways. Didn't even have ears..."
Narrator proceeded to walk up the stairs of the tower, arriving at the 9001st floor in a matter of seconds. Don't ask, don't understand, just know. He did it in a matter of seconds. PHYSICS.
Then, arriving at the top of the tower, Narrator underwent another costume change, this time, to be a LUCHADOR WITH A BANDITO THEME. Tearing off his leisure suit of infinite pockets, he revealed his leather boots, riding spurs, two gun-belt things slung across his chest, Mexican blanket poncho thing, glorious moustache, and sombrero. All of these magical things were previously hidden beneath his leisure suit, but no more.
"Everyone else is doing costume changes, I figured I should too. I just want to be accepted..." Narrator mumbled as he mounted the burro he was obligated to ride as a Mexican stereotype.
Along with the change of appearance, Narrator gained the powers of both a LUCHADOR and a BANDITO. You'll see, you'll see...
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Post by Sartorius on Aug 25, 2008 18:02:28 GMT -5
(LOL The tower's been completely destroyed, but I'm assuming that the ability to walk up towers that don't even exist is just another of Narrator's epic powers. Also, what kind of powers does a BANDITO even have? Makes no sense I say!)
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Post by Anthony G on Aug 25, 2008 19:05:52 GMT -5
(sup guyz, i got nothing to say except this is turning out to be one hell of a story lol)
McJimmy says,
"sup guyz lol"
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Post by wolvy on Aug 25, 2008 19:17:40 GMT -5
The fruit was delicious, filling for two enemies such as this.
"Hey, Dante, why are we so complicated? I mean, we are kind of just more bad guys waiting for an opportune moment to throw a monkey wrench in Veralice Tower Saga, which was working pretty well." inquired Donnala with a mouth-full of food.
"I guess, maybe..."
Before Dante could finish his thoughts, he and Donnala disappeared. Replaced by a message "Players D0Nn4L4 and Dante_Il_Cacciatore have been banned from server AWESOME LAND for their hax, ridiculous powers, and chaotic effects on the story." Along with them disappeared any knowledge from Amarillo Slim's head pertaining to them and any storyline that would unfold.
What our heroes will do later is unknown, but all that is known is that this story needs a more straightforward plotline (that would have worked if there was one author, but the 5 or 6 of us will just jumble anything) and there were too many cooks in the kitchen, spoiling the sauce and making a mess. For now, Narrator is not paying attention, and Cha Cha, DerpBot, Johnny, and I assume Amarillo are all before Veralice's amazing power to reveal the truth. Keep Awesome Land...(insert redundant adjective) and coherent.
-Dante and Donalla (which means weasel, like what he is to Dante [which means everlasting...not that hard of symbolism when you think about his past]).
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Post by Duke Nukem on Aug 25, 2008 19:37:00 GMT -5
Narrator, realizing that the non-existent he just climbed was an imperial palace and he was, in fact, outside of it on the botton floor (shut up, it's a plot convenience), decided to...
"Nay, I say DANCE!" Narrator said, as he threw his epic sombrero to the ground. He then proceeded to dance the night away, shake that groove thang, ect. In other words, he danced in a circle around the Mexican hat as mariachi music sprang out of nowhere. The skeletal army was reduced to ashes by the ferocity of Narrator's one-man dance extravaganza.
"Well, my work is done," Narrator said as he replaced the sombrero on his head. "Oh, and I'm here for kicks and giggles. Whatever higher quest any of these dude have dedicated themselves to is fine, but I'm just bored. By the way, where did all of you guys get that neato equipment?" Narrator wondered why he still only had his ass-kicking boots, then realized something. He reached in his pockets and pulled out two stereotypical Mexican bandito pistols and their holsters (belt included, they were on sale), and placed them around his waist. "Good thing I bought these off the shopping channel. I don't want to be the only dude here without some epic weapon or something. Whatever. My burro and I are gonna ROCK THIS PLACE!!!?!??!??!" Narrator then proceeded to do nothing. Absolutely nothing.
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Post by Duke Nukem on Aug 25, 2008 19:38:48 GMT -5
Proceed with the story now.
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Post by Anthony G on Aug 25, 2008 19:43:18 GMT -5
(W-w-w-w-what!!!! I guess you have a point. There needs to be a full time narrator (a real one) that summarizes what just happened.)
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Post by Sartorius on Aug 25, 2008 19:44:57 GMT -5
"What the..." Veralice said as he stared at Narrator with a confused look upon his face, unable to think of what to do. "Right...Err, anyone else want to reveal their identity?" he asked the crowd, wishing his army hadn't been destroyed by something as inane as dancing.
(NOOOOOOOO ROBERT YOU KILLED IL CACCIATORE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BRING HIM BACK RITE NAO.)
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Post by Anthony G on Aug 25, 2008 19:46:17 GMT -5
SPOILER ALERT
McJimmy is actually DERPBOT IN DISGUISE LOL
No, just kidding
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Post by wolvy on Aug 25, 2008 19:46:37 GMT -5
I'm not saying that, I'm just saying there cannot be to many people or we cannot react to the story as efficiently as something like this requires for it to flow. I guess Veralice could summarize every once and a while, but now that Dante and Donnala are gone (a tear falls down my eye...jk), the plot is now solely everyone with Veralice. Take this time to explain and set it straight to continue Veralice's conquest of McJiggy's.
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Post by Sartorius on Aug 25, 2008 20:07:04 GMT -5
(I remember I still have an account and forum with Proboards. With your approval, Anthony, perhaps we should take down the entire Forum Stories section and move it to my forum. Then I could make two sections dedicated to Awesome Land to keep it organized, and this one would be for Smash/Misc only.)
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Post by Duke Nukem on Aug 25, 2008 20:24:14 GMT -5
Nah, I like it here. It's easier than checking 2 forums, so just leave it. LEAVE IT.
Narrator unveiled his identity? I didn't notice. All I did was make him a bandito-themed luchador.
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Post by Duke Nukem on Aug 25, 2008 20:24:45 GMT -5
Narrator's cool like that.
Continue with the story.
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Post by wolvy on Aug 25, 2008 20:26:13 GMT -5
Back you say? Alright, I'll bring them back when I have time (you think you can ban Il Cacciatore!?). Il Cacciatore has to finish his business with Donnala, then he will move onto his next plan...
What is it? Stay tuned to Awesome Land Season 2: Explanations and Epic Battles!
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Post by Anthony G on Aug 25, 2008 20:29:30 GMT -5
(I'll leave it here. The brass players already made a new proboards forum and that nearly killed EHS smash. Right now I would say the majority of people here are coming for the forum stories. We need the stories for this thing to stay alive, sorry.)
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Post by Anthony G on Aug 25, 2008 20:29:55 GMT -5
Take this time to explain and set it straight to continue Veralice's conquest of McJiggy's. McJiggy's wut lol. |
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Post by Sartorius on Aug 25, 2008 20:31:07 GMT -5
(Ah, ok. I understand. I'm glad that Tyler and I are keeping the forum alive. Makes me feel warm on the inside.)
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Post by Xero on Aug 25, 2008 20:48:56 GMT -5
(Yeah, sorry about killing EHS Smash, Anthony... It was Justin's fault! jk Keep the stories here. Nothing new is happening in Smash, and with school going on right now, we can't have tournaments or anything, so the forums are pretty much dead without the stories. Speaking of which, Tyler, you need to finish your fanfic!) Cha Cha stepped forward and held his trumpet up. "I am Cha Cha!" he declared. "I come from Ausum Land, where I am the most well-known trumpet player in all the land. I advertised for McJimmy's there, and I've come seeking better opportunities here! It seems my opportunity has come! Veralice! I will join your army! "DUUUUUUURRRRRP!!!  ??" Derp-bot said incredulously, watching Cha Cha leap to Veralice's side. "Knowledge, is power, and power corrupts. It that be the price of power, then so be it!" said Cha Cha, spewing random knowledge. "To study music, we must learn the rules. To make music, we must break them! Veralice, orders?" (W-w-whaaaa? Plot twist lawlz) |
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??" Derp-bot said incredulously, watching Cha Cha leap to Veralice's side.