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Post by Mizagium on Sept 15, 2008 20:50:23 GMT -5
MEANWHILE, BACK ON VERALAND! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Hmm?" the Time Keeper noticed Narrator. "Of course I did something menacing. No one is allowed to laugh that way unless they just did something menacing."
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Post by Duke Nukem on Sept 15, 2008 20:50:52 GMT -5
Narrator is impressed with the creative shit that's going on. Narrator is still waiting for the Time Keeper to respond. Narrator grows impatient.
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Post by Mizagium on Sept 15, 2008 20:56:03 GMT -5
(See above post Lucco.) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I probably can, hold on." Johnny assured Cha Cha. He turned to the morbidly obese monarch. "Your Highness!"
"Yes...Johnny, m'boy?" She wheezed.
"My friend informs me that when he was arrested, a certain sword was taken form his person. Also, a shield and staff were taken from me." the Queen eyed him cautiously. "It would be most appreciated if we might have those returned to us."
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Post by Duke Nukem on Sept 15, 2008 20:58:45 GMT -5
"Yeah, I'm probably supposed to do something about that, I'm supposed to be a good guy..." Narrator said in a somewhat unsure manner. "Ok then, PREPARE FOR AN ASS KICKING CLOCK MAN!"
Narrator struck an epic fighting pose.
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Post by Xero on Sept 15, 2008 21:01:41 GMT -5
"You wouldn't be referring to the Artifacts of Wisdom, would you?" the Queen asked. "Why, I haven't seen those things in ages!"
Cha Cha and Johnny exchanged worried glances.
"P-perhaps, Your Highness," Cha Cha began, stumbling over his words, hoping the Queen wouldn't become angry at his suggestion, "one of your subjects may have... misplaced them?"
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Post by Mizagium on Sept 15, 2008 21:05:02 GMT -5
The Time Keeper smirked, though his mouth was obstructed my his hands. "You are a fool...." Suddenly the very fabric of reality began to twist and warp around them.
The world around them shattered before their very eyes. It was replaced with whiteness. (Think Hyperbolic Time Chamber)
"Welcome to the Null-Void, a dimension on the very edge of reality itself. Get used to it, cause this is your new home. I can't have you interfering with my lofty goals."
With that, the Time Keeper vanished and reappeared back in Awesome Land. Now he had trapped two individuals beyond time and space.
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Post by Mizagium on Sept 15, 2008 21:07:08 GMT -5
Fortunatley for Cha Cha, The Queen was too loaded with fat to express any sort of anger.
"You must have!" Johnny exclaimed. "Those two guards told me they took they Ugly Stick and False Shield." Johnny then noticed that the guards had vanished.
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Post by Duke Nukem on Sept 15, 2008 21:12:35 GMT -5
The Time Keeper does not know Narrator very well. Even anti-physics cannot stand against his magic megaphone that he still had in his pocket. Narrator promptly took it out and, in a fashion befitting Super Buu, unleashed his pure vocal rage into it. The megaphone began to glow with the strain, but soon a hole appeared. Due to the sheer effort of the feat, the megaphone exploded and the tear appeared in some weird underwater place, but it still worked. Narrator stepped through the tear and closed it with the same dimensional zipper method he had used earlier. He turned around and saw some fat chick and all the other people in some underwater room. He knew who everyone was and what was going on because he's the Narrator.
"Sup peoplez. Miss me?" Narrator said.
Without waiting for an answer, Narrator went through another costume change. Instead of describing it in detail, I'll just tell you who he looks like now.
Goku
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Post by Mizagium on Sept 15, 2008 21:16:53 GMT -5
Johnny, Cha Cha, Salvatore, and The Queen stared in amazement as Narrator burst through a dimensional rift and promptly changed into a perfect Goku outfit.
"Narrator!" Johnny yelled excitedly. "I thought you were fighting Captain L--I mean Veralice--I mean Taenes' army..." Johnny stopped in confusion over the plot line that had been developed of late.
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Post by Duke Nukem on Sept 15, 2008 21:20:50 GMT -5
"Yeah, some shit happened and I shot that kid. Whatever, he'll probably be back. Some clock dude got mad at me for threatening me and ran away or whatever. My megaphone broke. I'm hungry," Narrator said.
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Post by Mizagium on Sept 15, 2008 21:24:44 GMT -5
"A clock man...hmmm..." Johnny mused over the meaning of Narrator's words as the Queen became angry.
"Who is this BUFFOON that DARES to disrupt my court!" She began hyperventilating now.
~Court?~ Johnny thought, ~I didn't know this was a court~
The queen calmed down. "Are you SURE you haven't seen the Artifacts of Wisdom?" Johnny asked of the Queen a final time.
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Post by Duke Nukem on Sept 15, 2008 21:25:52 GMT -5
"Did that fatty just call me a baboon?" Narrator whispered in Cha Cha's ear. "Who the hell are you anyways?"
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Post by Mizagium on Sept 15, 2008 21:28:15 GMT -5
FATTY?!" The Queen exclaimed. "I am the Queen of Special Land! A place that didn't even exist until a few post ago! Physics are defied here more often than in Awesome Land!"
Suddenly the throne rose up off the ground and the Queen hovered over to face Narrator one-on-one.
"You will PAY for your insolence!"
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Post by Duke Nukem on Sept 15, 2008 21:30:41 GMT -5
"Back off lady," Narrator said, somewhat repulsed by her breath.
Narrator brought up his boot and performed one of his signature moves, STANDING KICK. Fatty and her throne were blown back in a display of non-physics, hitting the wall and falling to the floor.
"What was that about physics?" Narrator asked. "Johnny, calm Fatty down before I have to kick her again."
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Post by Xero on Sept 15, 2008 21:34:01 GMT -5
"I'm sorry for my friend's insolence, Your Highness," blurted Cha Cha, anxious to find the Artifacts of Wisdom. The Queen was still fuming at being kicked around, but she calmed down enough to listen to Cha Cha. "He does that sometimes. You'll have to ignore it. Now, I don't mean to be rude, but we need to find those Artifacts."
"Don't worry, Trumpet Hero. I'm sure you and Johnny will be able to find it," the Queen reassured him.
"Thank you, Y -- wait. How do you know who I am?" Cha Cha stopped.
"Mmm? Your father never told you? Tsk, tsk. That Phantom never was a very good parent. When we were young, the King and Queen of Really Cool and I were all great friends. We often went on adventures throughout various lands, including Awesome Land and Really Cool Land. Then, one day, we were sailing back to Awesome Land from Really Cool when a massive storm hit our ship. Our ship sunk to the bottom of the ocean. We managed to escape the ship, but we were stranded in the middle of the ocean, clinging to a life raft. We drifted along for days without food or water. Then, one day, Queen Mambutoo O'Malley spotted a boat in the distance. Using the False Shield, the King created an illusion: a replay of our ship sinking. Your father, Phantom, was piloting the boat, and he spotted the illusion and hurried to our rescue. We boarded his boat and he took us to his home in Ausum Land. On our way back to Awesome Land after we had recovered, your father brought us here, to Special Land. He had discovered it years before when he was a mere child. He told us that, if we were ever in trouble on the seas, the people of Special Land would be there to protect us. If a ship sunk, its passengers always ended up in Special Land, no matter what side of Awesome Land the ship was on or how far away from Awesome Land the ship was. I decided to stay here because of my fascination with underwater life, while the Mambutoo O'Malleys returned to Really Cool."
"Now, as for your Artifacts.... GUARDS!!" A team of ten guards appeared from a side door in the throne room. "Find those two guards... what were their names again?"
"Fred and George, Your Majesty?" said the leader of the team.
"Ah, yes. Fred and George. Thank you, Rowlek. Find them and confiscate any items they may have with them, especially any swords, sticks, and shields. Bring both the weapons and the traitors to me. You will be rewarded greatly if you succeed in this task."
"Yes, Your Highness," said Rowlek. He and his team of guards bowed, then left hurriedly at the promise of a reward.
"Now," huffed the Queen, "back to you." She turned to Narrator and glared at him. "Who are you?"
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Post by Duke Nukem on Sept 15, 2008 21:36:12 GMT -5
Nice job there, Michael.
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Post by Duke Nukem on Sept 15, 2008 21:36:49 GMT -5
Feel free to edit/disregard everything prior to this. In fact, I like Michael's story better. Let's go with it.
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Post by Xero on Sept 15, 2008 21:37:28 GMT -5
(Don't delete it. I'm working with it.)
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Post by Duke Nukem on Sept 15, 2008 21:45:02 GMT -5
Let's just say Michael's post happened before Narrator kicked Fatty. CONTINUE WITH THE STORY.
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Post by Xero on Sept 15, 2008 21:51:31 GMT -5
(No, reread the beginning of my story post. I fixed it so that it's after Narrator kicked her.)
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Post by Duke Nukem on Sept 15, 2008 21:53:20 GMT -5
"I'm the Narrator," said the Narrator.
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Post by Duke Nukem on Sept 15, 2008 21:53:29 GMT -5
CONTINUE WITH THE STORY
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Post by Xero on Sept 15, 2008 21:54:40 GMT -5
(lol Lucco, after you added Goku-Narrator to the story, the very first ad I saw at the top of the page was for DBZ Season Six on DVD.)
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Post by Duke Nukem on Sept 15, 2008 21:56:01 GMT -5
You're welcome.
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Post by Sartorius on Sept 15, 2008 22:26:41 GMT -5
(I fall asleep for a few hours and 2 pages, roughly 10 minutes of reading, gets added to the story...Well, I guess it's better than no one posting.)
As the many troops of Veralice's IA began to chatting about the scene taking place in the queen's throne room area place thing, Veralice awoke from his trance, slightly confused. Hystoger had apparently been confiscated when he 'trespassed' upon Special Land's ground, thus rendering him susceptible to confusion.
"Blast...Stupid fools must have taken my weapon. It matter's not...Perhaps my magic still works?" Veralice asked himself. Focusing all of his power he attempted to blow up the entire prison cell, failing miserably and only creating a small flame. "There must be a magic seal or something...Ah, well, perhaps my army knows a way to escape."
"You there!" Veralice addressed an unnamed generic soldier of the IA. "What is going on here?" he asked.
"Well, some guys just left the cell and now they're talking with the queen of Special Land, a piece of land you don't own lol." replied the generic soldier.
"..." Veralice said in a very annoyed tone. Using what little magic he could, he forced the soldier to spontaneously combust into flame, despite the fact they were underwater. Physics meant nothing in Special Land.
"Hmm? People left? And they're speaking with the queen. I must make sure they don't anger her any further; the last thing I need is to be executed!" Veralice said. Struggling to use some epic dark magic, he turned invisible and teleported to the queen's room, spying on their conversation like the ninja he wishes he could be.
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