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Post by Mizagium on Aug 31, 2008 13:42:28 GMT -5
"That's because you stole the Beauty Mirror and are indirectly, and probably directly, linked to Sarah's (his sister) disappearance!"
Johnny finished his nachos and threw the tray across the room where it landed neatly on top of the other stacked dirty trays.
"You're lucky we're in a public place and look like a child, or I would..."
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Post by Sartorius on Aug 31, 2008 13:49:46 GMT -5
"Threatening a child? You're such a cruel person!" Leon started to cry, and anyone brave enough to actually eat Taco Bell looked toward the table he was sitting at.
"Anyway, I've honestly no idea where Sarah is. Trust me, if I did then she would be eliminated by now and that sword of hers would be mine." Leon whispered casually under the tears.
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Post by Mizagium on Aug 31, 2008 13:54:23 GMT -5
Johnny ignored the looks of the restaurant patrons.
~This kids voice is still too deep to be seven anyways~
"Maybe you don't know where she is. MAYBE. Still it was your fault she went missing. You stole the Beauty Mirror!" Johnny was becoming angry.
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Post by Sartorius on Aug 31, 2008 13:58:10 GMT -5
"It's not my fault your sister was foolish enough to chase after me...Not the best locater, is she?" Leon said, stopping his tears momentarily. "And that Beauty Mirror was such a cool object...I had to have it." Leon explained, although it was a very sad excuse. "What is that mirror supposed to do, anyway. When I first touched it seemed to turn...'evil' to say the least." Leon said, who didn't know much about the mirror aside from the fact that he could show whatever image he chose through it.
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Post by Xero on Aug 31, 2008 13:58:59 GMT -5
The Mysterious Hooded Man snapped back around to see the boy who had just run into the woods. She ran past the Hooded Man and Salvatore and continued running until he disappeared into the distance.
As the trees around them burst into flames and burning branches began falling all around them, the Mysterious Hooded Man snapped into action. His eyes turned white in concentration as he leapt onto a branch that hadn't caught fire yet. He scanned the surroundings quickly for something useful. His glowing eyes focused on the Perverted Fat Guy, still on fire in the water. His eyes turned a pale yellow as he quickly turned away from the Perverted Fat Guy, just as sickening as ever. The Mysterious Hooded Man jumped down from his branch just as the fire consumed that tree. The Hooded Man turned to Salvatore and, eyes turning black, he tackled Salvatore, smashing through the woods until they reached Omnistar. They crashed through the wall, landing on the floor of the janitor's closet. The Hooded Man grabbed a bucket and left Salvatore there, disappearing back into the woods
Back at Lake Awesome, the Perverted Fat Guy continued chasing children around, still trying to seduce the forty or so gender neutral 6-12-year-olds. The children screamed when they saw the woods on fire and ran away from the lake and, ignorantly, into the burning forest. The Perverted Fat Guy turned and saw the forest burning, trees falling to the ground, scattering flaming branches everywhere, setting new fires.
The Mysterious Hooded Man reappeared at the lake with a bucket. He ordered the Perverted Fat Guy out of the water, and, as soon as the Fat Guy was out, he dunked the bucket into the water. He brought the bucket to the edge of the woods and he left it there. He grabbed a log that hadn't caught fire and shoved the Perverted Fat Guy back into the water. Fully submerged, the Fat Guy's fire was extinguished. He then dropped the log into the bucket and threw the bucket into the lake. The lake suddenly blew up in flames. The fire could be seen all the way from Omnistar, where Salvatore was watching. The Mysterious Hooded Man jumped into the burning lake and grabbed the Perverted Fat Guy. They swam out of the lake, and, when they emerged from the fire-water, the lake returned to normal, as did the Perverted Fat Guy, whose fire was finally extinguished permanently. The Mysterious Hooded Man remained unharmed, holding the bucket with the log still in it. The bucket was the only thing strange that emerged from the lake (besides the Perverted Fat Guy, but that doesn't count): the water in the bucket was normal, but the log was now burning in the water, even when fully submerged. The Mysterious Hooded Man pulled the log from the bucket, and the log stopped burning. He threw the log into the woods, and, with a loud bang! and a gust of wind, the woods returned to normal, as if it had never been on fire in the first place. The Mysterious Hooded Man clutched the bucket, now filled with, not water, not flaming water, but pure flame, and disappeared again, leaving the Perverted Fat Guy next to Lake Awesome to find his own way out of the woods.
As Salvatore sat in the janitor's closet, staring out the window at the now clear, smokeless sky, the Mysterious Hooded Man dashed up to Omnistar, threw Salvatore from the closet, and placed the bucket of fire in the closet, slamming the door shut.
The Mysterious Hooded Man turned back to Salvatore, who was know on the ground, and said, "Sorry about that. Where were we? Ah, yes." He resumed his previous defensive position, his eyes flashing red, and said, "Who are you, and what do you want?"
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Post by Xero on Aug 31, 2008 14:02:45 GMT -5
Meanwhile, at Taco Bell, the little flaming boy ran in the door, causing everyone to turn and look at the terrified little girl. He ran past Johnny and Veralice, then she ran into the window. The fire, once again ignoring physics, refused to set fire to anything within the walls of Taco Bell. Everyone just stared at the little boy as she continued to burn on the floor, not moving.
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Post by Mizagium on Aug 31, 2008 14:06:00 GMT -5
(lolwut? WHAT SORT OF PHYSICS DEFYING FEAT WAS THAT?)
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Post by Sartorius on Aug 31, 2008 14:12:13 GMT -5
"What the..." Leon said, slightly amazed at this spectacle of a flaming child with no specific gender. "I don't think anyone plans on helping that child." Leon said, laughing sadistically at the inert burning child.
"Anyway, Johnny, answer me this: Which of the following things means the most to you? Your sister, Sarah, or the blade she carries with her." Leon said while tossing throwing knives at the burning child.
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Post by Mizagium on Aug 31, 2008 14:14:23 GMT -5
"What kind of question is that?" Johnny asked. "Of course Sarah is more important that the..." Johnny faltered, remembering the power of the True Sword. "...than the True Sword."
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Post by Sartorius on Aug 31, 2008 14:16:35 GMT -5
"Really?" Leon said, not entirely sure of Johnny's statement. "Well, perhaps I could help, then. As emperor of Awesome Land, I have dozens of search parties and others at my disposal. I could probably find her in no time...On one condition." Leon said, producing a piece of paper and an ink pen from his pocket.
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Post by Mizagium on Aug 31, 2008 14:20:06 GMT -5
"You.." Johnny began. When he saw the paper and pen he stopped and grew angry. "No! I want none of your deals or contracts! I would rather search on my own."
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Post by Sartorius on Aug 31, 2008 14:23:38 GMT -5
"I thought you cared for your sister. A real brother would go to the ends of the Earth for his sister, and all I ask is that you make a deal with me. Ah, but if you really don't want to find her, I can't change your mind." said Leon, rising up from the table. With those last words he headed toward the exit so he could go back to Omnistar and check up on things.
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Post by Xero on Aug 31, 2008 14:30:50 GMT -5
(lolwut? WHAT SORT OF PHYSICS DEFYING FEAT WAS THAT?) (The fire wasn't setting anything on fire when it should have burnt the entire restaurant down as soon as the boy/girl opened the door.) |
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Post by Mizagium on Aug 31, 2008 14:32:19 GMT -5
Johnny watched Veralice exit. Maybe he was right, maybe he should have excepted his help. He needed to find Sarah and the True Sword.
~NO!~ Veralice just wanted to help him so he could take the Sword. Johnny KNEW he had the Mirror because he used it against him.
But still...
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Post by Mizagium on Aug 31, 2008 14:32:50 GMT -5
(lolwut? WHAT SORT OF PHYSICS DEFYING FEAT WAS THAT?) (The fire wasn't setting anything on fire when it should have burnt the entire restaurant down as soon as the boy/girl opened the door.) No, I meant the Lake and the Forest scene. |
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Post by Sartorius on Aug 31, 2008 14:37:20 GMT -5
"Ah...I'd do anything for a sister if I had one, and I'm an only child." Leon said, walking slowly out of the door to Taco Bell. "But perhaps I am overestimating this emotion known as 'love'. I guess all people are just cruel and cold hearted, caring more about material possessions than their own family. But alas, there is nothing I can do." Leon said.
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Post by Mizagium on Aug 31, 2008 14:40:44 GMT -5
The door shut and Veralice was gone. Johnny grabbed the food tray of a person sitting behind him and threw it at the closed door.
"Hey! I was eating that!" The unnamed plot devise said.
"Not anymore." Johnny said.
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Post by Sartorius on Aug 31, 2008 14:44:51 GMT -5
"Ah, a pity. I really thought Johnny was a good person, but swords are much more valuable than people he believes. And it is the truth...Hmm...I feel like causing mischief today. Nothing interesting has happened so far, and Taco Bell needs to be destroyed." Leon said, transforming into his adult form and dashing to Omnistar.
(To appease Michael's need for recognition...)Ignoring the two strangers standing in combat position in front of his office, Veralice walked past them into the Employer's office, where he saw Derp-Bot and the Time Keeper chilling, doing nothing. "Derp-Bot, it's time for your grand appearance!" Veralice yelled at the saddened robot who seemed to have a new computer chip on his back.
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Post by Mizagium on Aug 31, 2008 14:45:38 GMT -5
"IT IS NOW 3:45 PM!" Time Keeper Announced.
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Post by Xero on Aug 31, 2008 14:47:05 GMT -5
(The fire wasn't setting anything on fire when it should have burnt the entire restaurant down as soon as the boy/girl opened the door.) No, I meant the Lake and the Forest scene. (Oh. lol A feat only the Mysterious can do.) |
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Post by Xero on Aug 31, 2008 14:49:15 GMT -5
(lol wut? Austin, Veralice just ran right past Salvatore and the Mysterious Hooded Man! They're right in front of Veralice's office now! lol They're not in the janitor's closet anymore.)
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Post by Mizagium on Aug 31, 2008 14:50:37 GMT -5
(Is the Mysterious Man Cha Cha?")
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Post by Sartorius on Aug 31, 2008 14:51:38 GMT -5
(I know, but Robert's not here and I'd rather not start any interaction with Salvatore 'til he gets back.)
"Thank you, Time Keeper. Hey, since you were an adviser to the Royal Family of the Kingdom of Really Cool, could you tell me about those artifacts and their powers?" Veralice asked while modifying a computer chip on Derp-Bot's back.
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Post by Xero on Aug 31, 2008 14:51:39 GMT -5
(Who knows? Oh, wait..... I know. lol You'll find out.)
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Post by Xero on Aug 31, 2008 14:53:39 GMT -5
(Then could you include something like "Ignoring the two strangers standing in combat position in front of his office, Veralice walked past them to see Derp-bot and the Time Keeper chilling, playing Candy Land.")
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