Awesome Land!: An Interactive Story

[Mizagium]

"Help!" called Johnny. "Imma stuck in diz automobilezz! Imma gonna sue you!!"

[Sartorius]

Moments after hearing the plea for help, Emperor Veralice walked outside and opened the gate without so much as touching it. Under his hood you could see his pale blue eyes glow as the Porsche disappeared completely, setting Johnny.

"There will be no need for lawsuits here. Not that there are any lawyers I don't own..." laughed Veralice.

[Mizagium]

Johnny threw off the burger suit, and stood up to face the Emperor. "Excuse me while I get more comfortable," Johnny said as he ripped off his shirt to reveal his six-pack abs. He then struck a suggestive pose. "You must be the emperor."

[Sartorius]

"Uh...Yes, that would be me. And you are obviously a very concei-I mean, you are obviously a person of great stature and whatnot. It's going to rain right now, so you may want to step into the palace." Emperor Veralice said. His eyes shone again as a fierce storm brewed and swept away a nearby cow. Mooooooooooo.

[Mizagium]

The cow blew towards Johnny who, with his randomly outstretched Ugly Stick, hit the cow and turned it into a hideous deformed beast that crawled along the ground. "Whoops." Johnny hurried inside with the Emperor.

[Sartorius]

Veralice led Johnny inside as he took a table from his nearby closet and assembled it. He brought two chairs, took one, and sat down, putting liquified chocolate pudding on the table.

"Yum...Chocolate pudding drink...The finest junk this place has to offer." Veralice said, slightly disgusted with the pudding.

[Mizagium]

"I'll eat it!" Johnny yelled and snatched up the liquified pudding. In doing so it sprayed all over his bare six-pack abs. He wiped some off on his finger and licked it. "YOu want some?"

[Sartorius]

"No, thank you." said Veralice, shocked by Johnny's demeanor. "Anyway, the reason I have you here is to offer you a proposal. You don't like McJimmy very much, do you?" Veralice asked.

[Mizagium]

"Hell no! The only reason I work there is cause he lured me into this dimension/kingdom/area with a modeling contract and promises of candy in his van." I never did get that candy though..." Johnny said thoughtfully, soon drifting into a state of semi-unconsciousness.

[Sartorius]

~What a strange individual...~ thought Veralice. "Are you alright?" he asked. "Snap out of it!" Veralice commanded, summoning a bucket of assorted candies above Johnny's head, emptying the contents.

[Mizagium]

"CANDIEZZZZZZ" Johnny yelled suddenly, startling the Emperor. He devoured all the candies in nanoseconds. As a result, his abs began to glow like they were oiled up. Johnny turned to the EMperor, "I'm listening to you now."

[Sartorius]

"Uh...Right. From the look of your odd, glowing muscles, can I safely assume that you are physically strong?" asked Veralice, unable to comprehend the speed at which a person could eat a bucket of candy.

[Mizagium]

"I guess, I've mostly used my muscles for show. But I can do this." He stood up and turned to a nearby henchman. He did the gay wink, smile, finger-point trick and the henchman's head asploaded

[Sartorius]

"Goodness...That is some trick you have there. Someone like you is far too superior to work at McLol's, so what do you say to becoming a general in my army?" asked Veralice, making the asploaded henchman's head disappear.

"You'll get far more money than McWtf was paying you..." Veralice said, creating money with the wave of his hand.

"Females..." Veralice said, using another hand wave, bringing all of his female servants into the room.

"...And anything else your heart desires..." Veralice finished, making a mountain of candy appear behind Johnny.

[Anthony G]

(It'll be a tough decision considering both you and Austin are major contributors to this board. A dual moderation would work, but it wouldn't be necessary seeing that this board is somewhat small. I'm going to wait a little longer until I make up my mind. But do try to convince me or give me suggestions.)

Back in the office, McJimmy was in his own. McJimmy has never been seen by himself, and he makes sure it stays that way.

[in a singing tune]

"My little pony, my little pony..."

*strokes toy pony*

[Sartorius]

(Imagination does nothing but grow, so its bound to get big and complicated at times. And Robert's rarely on because of AP junk and Lucco spams Duke Nukem or narcissistic quotes all day. Lol I spelled that right on my first try!)

[soktane]

Unbeknownst to many, McJimmy's toy pony actually held a secret switch. The bookcase on the wall opens up, revealing a bound and gagged fat gay guy in fishnets and a tube top.

AND HE WAS COVERED WITH COCOA BUTTER.

[Xero]

(lol Nice use of vocab Austin: demeanor... I think you used ensue. New rule: all students in Mr. Hinson's 11th Grade Honors Lit Class have to use at least three vocab words from each set of vocab every week.)

[Anthony G]

"Hello thar, my friend. It has been a while since we've met. Allow me to show you to my collection of ponies"

*McJimmy pulls out a box filled with glittered ponies*

[Xero]

The cocoa butter-covered, tube-top/fishnet-wearing fat guy struggled against the ropes that bound him.
"APVINBUHBTAPS!!" he yelled through the towel in his mouth.
"What's that?" McJimmy said, pulling out a small pink pony from his box of glittery surprises. "You want to play with my ponies? I thought you'd never ask!"
McJimmy set the pink pony down in the fat guy's lap, and the pony began to glow. It glowed brighter and brighter with each passing second until the fat guy was completely engulfed in light. McJimmy giggled with glee and came out of the closet, shutting the door behind him as the fat guy began to scream.

[Anthony G]

JOHNNY!!

[Mizagium]

Johnny turned around in his seat away from Veralice. "Someone witht he ability to make people do what he says just called my name."

[Anthony G]

(lol, I didn't mean for my post above to be part of the actual story. The dog on the right has a hamburger costume and it reminded me of Johnny.)

[Xero]

(Oh well. Continuing the story....)

Right there in front of Johnny was... HIS MOTHER!!
"JOHNNY!! WUT R U DOING HEER!??" she bellowed in the deepest, manliest voice Leon had ever heard.
"N-n-n-nothing, Mother," Johnny stammered.
"U BETR BE DOING NUTIN CUZ I'Z GOTS A JOB 4 U!"
"Y-yes, Mother?"
"I WANT YOU TO GO DOWN TO THE DUNGEON AND...."
(Bus drives by... Mad cow moos... bomb explodes.... someone steps on a cat's tail and screams when it claws his face)
"NO WAY!! I AM NOT DOING THAT!!!" cried Johnny, horrified.
The massive 6'8" 300lb woman drew herself up to her full height and weight, looming over Johnny menacingly.
"Yes, Mother."

[Mizagium]

(Have you even read the story?)