Awesome Land Christmas Special

[Mizagium]

Since it is almost December, I thought it would be appropriate (and interesting) if we did a "Christmas Episode" of Awesome Land. It will have nothing to do with the current plot of Awesome Land, and serves only to show how the Awesome Land characters celebrate the holidays. It will be closed after Christmas/December.

[DERRICK]

O DECEMBERWEEN!!!!!
O DECEMBERWEEN!!!

[Mizagium]

Johnny an Sarah and all the rest were standing around when it started to snow and they were like "WTF!"

[DERRICK]

DERRICK PLANTED A FORREST OF EVERGREENS

[Mizagium]

Then Frosty the Snowman showed up.

[Myrdraxxis]

Mista Jangles looked around at all the holiday cheer and it brought a tear to his eye. It reminded him of all the Christmases he had back withChaos.

-flashback-

A bunch of daemons and Chaos people were gathered around a large blood fountain giving each other weapons, gifts and stuff. They sang songs such as 'THe bloodfountain song' and had a great time.

Of course the people CHAINED to the blood fountain would have to disagree, but whatever.

[Mizagium]

Frosty pointed to the people who were listening. "You gotta help me, Santa's been kidnapped!"

[Super Shadow]

(Curse you, Tyler. I had actually planned on doing this in a few days time over the weekend. Hmph, great minds think alike, I suppose.)

Heh, I regret to inform you that Leon will not be posting for a while. Something about wanting to keep his post count at 666 or some other nonsense. Anyway, I'll be assuming control of all of his characters until further notice.

(Story related posting starts now...These posts involve the most powahd character inteh worlsz. He won't be introduced until after the Trial of the Wind Sage is over, so don't expect him to do much. I won't reveal his true name or stats yet. His codename is Lucien, and he seems to be in his mid twenties. He wears standard AL hooded robes and has black wingz that are very soft and feathery. His weapon is magicz and a volcano atop a high place and whatnot. I will fully explain later.)

"Hmph...Where am I? Who am I?" asked a strangely clad fellow wearing white gloves. As soon as he rose from his place on the ground, he looked around and saw a snowman and other weird people. Although seemingly suffering from amnesia, he knew his location was somewhere in Awesome Land. "Hmph...I'll call myself...Lucien. There has to be a reason for me being here."

Meanwhile, Leon was skydiving with an abundance of magical power, seemingly obtained somewhere in the future some time after Awesome Land 3: Trial of the Wind Sage. "Hmm. It seems that that time has come. When I was emperor I used to relish this time, seizing presents from all my subjects. I should make it up to them. "Non Copyrighted Spell: Blizzaga!" yelled Leon in a Square Enix sort of way. The current snow increased ten fold and a harsh storm brewed. Feeling he had done something good, he ran off to track down Santa in order to steal the presents and give them to everyone.

Lucien heard the commotion of Santa and walked up to Frosty. Pulling a conveniently placed flamethrower out of the ground, he said "You've 5 seconds to tell me what's up, Snowman."

[Anthony G]

Can we have a christmas song?

[Mizagium]

Everyone was watching Lucien threaten Frosty.

"S-Santa's been kidnapped by his evil twin brother, Satan!" The Snowman sputtered.

Everyone watched in horror at the snowman's potential demise.

Author got some popcorn and laughed his head off.

[Xero]

THEN JOHN MOTE APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE, SUCKING ON A SAXOPHONE MOUTHPIECE, AND HE SAID, "SUCK IT HARDER AND IT'LL COME RIGHT OFF."

(LOLOLOL BAND FTW)

[Super Shadow]

Lucien looked at his stopwatch, noticing it read 4.59.99. "Hmph, congratulations. You get to live, Snowman." ~Hmm...Santa's been kidnapped. This 'Satan' character must be fairly powerful if he captured that jolly old fool. Ha, this gives me an idea...~ thought Lucien to himself silently, slinging the flamethrower behind his left shoulder. "Let's track him down. Now." Lucien said, and he began running in a random direction.

[Mizagium]

(remember, this has no bearing on the plot of the actual Awesome Land story)

Everyone I control decided to follow the strange fellow since there was nothing better to do.

[Myrdraxxis]

Mista Jangles suddenly jumped next to Frosty.

"Did someone say song!?!?!" he asked loudly.

[Super Shadow]

"Ugh, as much as I abhor singing, this trip will go by much more smoothly with a little fun..." Lucien said, walking a tad bit more slowly. "Let's gather round the Blood Fountain, and sing our Blood Fountain song. Our B-L-O-O-D-F-O-U-N-T-A-I-N song. And if you don't think that we can sing it faster then you're wrong, but it'll help if you just sing along." Lucien sang.

[Myrdraxxis]

"Bum, bum bum..." Mista Jangles began. "B-L-O-O-D-F-O-U-N-T-A-I-N SONG! B-L-O-O-D-F-O-U-N-T-A-I-N SONG! AND IF YOU DON'T THINK THAT WE CAN SING IT FASTER THEN YOUR WRON. BUT IT'LL HELP IF YOU JUST SING ALONG!" he exploded into song, swinging his axe with out a care.....and decapitating Frosty accidentally.

[theboss]

Blade making a surprise appearance joined in killing all in his path

[Myrdraxxis]

Suddenly Xaadm appeared behind Blade. "AHA! Got you, boy! Gimme back my stuff!"

[theboss]

Blade than ran all the way to the North Pole to get help from BLACK santa. this way no one could try to attack him

[Myrdraxxis]

Xaadm decided it was time to be extreme...so he called in the neo-kkk.

[Mizagium]

Frosty replaced his head and continued to lead the team to Satan.

"Why don't we just fly there?" Ridley asked.

"Because, this is a Christmas special." Frosty insisted. Everyone agreed and joined in with the Blood Fountain song.

[theboss]

due to that blade decided it would be best to give Xaadm back half of his stuff to get the neo-kkk away

[Myrdraxxis]

Xaddm grabbed his stuff. If he had any heart, he would have been touched by the spirit of Christmas.

.....but he didn't. The neo-kkk continued their holy quest.

[Mizagium]

Johnny produced a snowball and hurled it at Xaadm.

[Myrdraxxis]

Xaadm blocked it and made a snowball of his own. "Snowball fight! Awsome land style!!!" he screamed. And thus insanity ensued. All characters, from the monirs to even the deceased popped up and the snowballs filled the air.