Mizagium
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Post by Mizagium on Dec 3, 2008 18:22:46 GMT -5
Suddenly everyone ran around and flung snowballs at each other. the Ridleys scooped up large quantities of snow and dropped it on those below.
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Myrdraxxis
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Dec 3, 2008 18:32:16 GMT -5
Mista Jangles scooped up a large handfull of snow and threw it. Unfortunatly for everyone else...a handfull for him was the size of a large boulder for most others. Chaos ensued. Bones were broken and many lulz were had.
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Mizagium
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Post by Mizagium on Dec 3, 2008 18:37:45 GMT -5
WTF are you all doing?" Frosty exclaimed. "You're all having a fun snowball fight lah-di-dah-di-dah! And Santa is still in the clutches of Satan!"
Everyone looked around shamefully. "Let;s go!"
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Dec 3, 2008 18:43:18 GMT -5
Mista Jangles just waved Frosty off. "Whatever, you talking snowball. Santa doesnt even bring me gifts. Im a daemon....in fact, SATAN gives me my gifts. Screw you guys!"
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Mizagium
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Post by Mizagium on Dec 3, 2008 19:37:01 GMT -5
"WHAT!!!!" Frosty exclaimed. "SATAN GIVES GIFTS TOO!!!!  !?!?!?!?LOL!!" He ran around in circles for a time before settling down. "Still, we should help him out." Johnny insisted. |
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Dec 3, 2008 19:56:36 GMT -5
Jangles shrugged. "Of course he does. Where do you think the Bloodfountain, communism and Democrats came from?"
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Super Shadow
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Post by Super Shadow on Dec 3, 2008 20:27:01 GMT -5
Lucien turned around abruptly. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaah...Flames of Despair! Silence these insolent fools so that we may continue our quest!" Lucien yelled, taking his flamethrower. Although normal at first, it slowly morphed into a large cannon with a demonic dragon's head as the barrel. It had 3 barrels arranged in a triangular formation, having it look like Neo RIDLEY from Awesome Land 1. A huge wave of fire started torching everything in site. Since this is an X-mas special however, and it was too cold for the flames to do real damage, it melted a large portion of the snow, sending Lucien's rivals into the water. He used this to his advantage and kept running in his random direction.
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Post by theboss on Dec 3, 2008 21:02:12 GMT -5
Blade, while running from the neo-kkk, saw this and convinced them that there are bigger problems in the world then other races (especially black people). So the Neo-KKK lead by blade started to run after Lucien telling the others to catch up.
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Post by Duke Nukem on Dec 3, 2008 22:06:22 GMT -5
A familiar shadow fell across the ground in front of the party of...things.
"'ello gents," boomed the British accented voice of Narrator dressed in a gentleman's garb of tux, monocle, tophat, and cane. "I heard there's adventure and presents to be had. Cheerio then, lads. I do say, questing is quite the sport these days. It's a good thing I brought tea and crumpets. Yes, quite..."
And lo, Narrator joined the quest for Santa. May the good times roll.
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Mizagium
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Post by Mizagium on Dec 5, 2008 18:06:05 GMT -5
Sarah and Johnny and Cassandra all looked at each other.
"At this rate, we'll NEVER save Santa." Cassandra complained.
"I don't know, Narrator has some useful skills and can be quite helpful when he chooses to be." Johnny informed.
"Yeah but what about the rest of them?" Sarah remarked. Johnny contemplated this. The Ridleys might be useful and the Hearts, too, if their attention could be kept long enough.
"Oh well. If worse comes to worse, we can do it ourselves."
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Super Shadow
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Post by Super Shadow on Dec 5, 2008 18:27:21 GMT -5
After running for a while, Lucien felt that something was amiss. Somewhere in the real world, a fifteen year old boy who happened to be the current founder and CEO of Awesome Land, was getting bored with the plot.
"Since this is a Christmas special, why not give a couple presents to everyone?" said the young man, laughing at his devious plot.
All of a sudden, a giant Level 80 Night Elf Druid came out of the snow as a polar bear and began to growl. The mysterious, dashing, and epic CEO of Awesome Land had downloaded the data from the most evil game ever created (World of Warcraft) to Awesome Land!
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Post by Duke Nukem on Dec 5, 2008 18:30:34 GMT -5
Narrator's fury was evoked. Sensing the presence of World of Warcraft about, he immediatly sought out the menace.
"How does a boot in your ass sound, gent?" gentleman Narrator queried. Without waiting for an answer Narrator carried out his gentlemanly threat.
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Post by Mizagium on Dec 5, 2008 22:05:13 GMT -5
Author congratulated Narrator on his boot-in-ass.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Dec 8, 2008 10:50:59 GMT -5
Xaadm too felt the need to thank Narrator for stopping the faggotry.
Mista Jangles decapitated Frosty again....
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Post by Mizagium on Dec 8, 2008 15:06:53 GMT -5
Frosty reattached his head. "Have a free sample of my super freeze breath!"
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Post by Duke Nukem on Dec 8, 2008 16:48:27 GMT -5
The douche fag turned to dust before the wonder-filled eyes of all present. It was truly a Kwanza miracle.
"Now, my good fellows, what do you say we continue with this plotline?" Narrator queried, although he did not have the time to do so himself at the moment.
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Mizagium
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Post by Mizagium on Dec 8, 2008 16:52:18 GMT -5
Frosty AGAIN reappeared. "Yes, indeed let us continue with the plot to save Santa from Satan."
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DERRICK
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Post by DERRICK on Dec 9, 2008 17:49:42 GMT -5
then Shtoople (NOT wikipeede) walked in and said, "Let sgu n' safe snait nickloos frun de farces of satin bee four is it 2 unearly!"
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DERRICK
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Post by DERRICK on Dec 14, 2008 21:43:41 GMT -5
dUE TO LACK OF POSTS DERRICK NAILED HIMSELF TO A LARGE LOWER CASE "t" AND DIED. THEN HE CAME BACK AND SAVED SANTA ANS KICKED SATAN'S ASS.  |
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Post by Duke Nukem on Dec 15, 2008 15:49:27 GMT -5
OH SHIT
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DERRICK
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Post by DERRICK on Dec 15, 2008 23:11:59 GMT -5
happy kwanza
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Post by Mizagium on Dec 17, 2008 11:36:57 GMT -5
You just ended the thread.
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DERRICK
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Post by DERRICK on Dec 18, 2008 21:30:38 GMT -5
damn strait
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Post by Duke Nukem on Dec 19, 2008 16:49:38 GMT -5
I CELEBRATE KWANZAA
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Mizagium
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Post by Mizagium on Dec 19, 2008 23:26:32 GMT -5
Its a Festivus for the rest of us!
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!?!?!?!?LOL!!" He ran around in circles for a time before settling down.
