Awesome Land 3: Trial of the Wind Sage

[DERRICK]

The harpoon traveled so fast that it caused a sonic boom, a nuclear explosion, the opening of a time portal, its entering into said time portal, and the extinction of the dinosaurs.

long story short, no one was hurt.

[Myrdraxxis]

Zais smirked. "Now that is more like it!" he yelled swinging his scythe. The blow made a wound, but had no other affects.

"You like memories? Well here's some!" Zais raised his arms and created a shadow portal.

Ten Chaos marines ran through, yelling incoherently, bolters blazing.

[DERRICK]

Derrick reached into his pockets, and took out a group of dwarves. These dwarves were armed with all sorts of automatic, plasma, and lazor weaponry.
"Hey Zais! Remember these guys?" said Derrick as they began to shoot up the Heretical Super soldiers.

[Myrdraxxis]

Zais turned to Derrick. "Damnit! Why are you helping him!!!!! I mean normally I would too....but I want to be the super antagonist of this story-I mean world!"

[Sartorius]

~The blood of all who die here in this battle I shall make good use of...The souls of these evil mortals shall be collected and used to destroy all who oppose me...~

"Yes! YES!" yelled Clyde, ecstatic at the turmoil and chaos going on in his lair. "Narrator is more powerful than I thought, apparently. If he wants to fight me so eagerly, so be it. Shadow Neo Ridley, finish destroying the Chaos marines that just appeared." Clyde commanded, dropping down toward Narrator. He made his rifle disappear and raised his television sized fists.

[Myrdraxxis]

Zais growled. He was actually becoming annoyed now. He thought back to something, anything he could use to end this situation quickly.

Something came to mind.

Zais smirked. "Ok, see how you deal with this!" he shouted and began chanting. A circle formed on the floor. Runes began to glow. The earth crumbled as the barrier btween dimensions weakened.

A clawed hand broke through. The a giant figure launched itself out with a roar.

Mista Jangles is back!

[DERRICK]

Derrick, once again, reached into his pocket. But this time, he pulled out a giant cross. Derrick held the crucifix like a bazooka. He then pulled the stock back and the cross made the unmistakable sound of a shot gun.
"THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!" said Derrick as began to blast away at Mista Jangles.

[Myrdraxxis]

Zais took the crucifix away and stored it....somewhere. "Stop helping the enemy!!!!"

[Sartorius]

"Yess...Such breaking of the physic laws...How would you like to join me here, Zais? It appears that you and this man...Derrick, are evenly matched. I could easily change this..." hissed Clyde as he raised his right fist as high into the air as it would go. He then brought it down hard upon the ground. Considering he was over 20 feet tall and his arms were almost equally long, his fist created a near earthquake like force near Narrator.

[Mizagium]

Sarah and Cassandra left Reyk'jjavic the next morning, albeit reluctantly. Sarah wanted desperately to be with Cha Cha still, but still forced herself to help her brother.

They traveled south, reaching the foothills of the O Rly Mountains by mid-afternoon. A hunting lodge waited for them. It was a cozy little place, built as a stopping point for travelers.

The two travelers stepped inside. "What the hell?" Sarah was stunned. There was a McJimmy's in the lodge. The customers ate their food with a look of mild disgust, knowing this was the best food they would get for a while.

Sarah and Cassandra sighed and ordered some food.

[Myrdraxxis]

Zais glanced at Leon, then at Clyde, then at.....Myrxxan(who was actually still present)


"Yeah ok." he said with a shrug. "Hey Jangles. New plan. Kill the /b/tard, mage and testosterone tank."

[DERRICK]

"Sorry," said Derrick.
Derrick reached into his........coat pocket (haha fooled you) and pulled out a an army composed of angry Russians.
"Hey Ivan," said Derrick. Derrick pointed at Clyde "See that guy over there?" The commies nodded. "He's a capitalist pig!" said Derrick in perfect Russian.
They all began to charge the alleged corporate fat-cat while screaming, "FOR THE MOTHER LAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Derrick then pulled out a plasma cannon!
"SCREW YOU ZAIS!" said Derrick as he proceeded to turn Zais into a molten pile of slag.

[Myrdraxxis]

Zais stared. Hard. "ooooooooh shit." he said finally. "Hey Clyde Im goin in. Watch out for the bear calvary!" he yelled and charged at the Russians, scythe spinning.

[Sartorius]

"Russians...You aren't from this universe. Return or suffer." Clyde whispered in a voice thickly laden with signs of anger and evil. Clyde opened two portals into the ground before the Russians made it to him. Half of them stepped in one and were sent back home. Those who stepped into the other transformed into giant serpents and began to slither around Derrick.
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A group of holographic dragons flew straight past Sarah and co. (Cue boss battle music)

"Sarah, Cassandra. Tell me the whereabouts of Bill Nye's scrolls or I'll have you killed!" Seth yelled, checking his CUPS to make sure he got the names right. The holograms flew back toward Sarah and Cassandra, ensuring that they were surrounded.

[DERRICK]

Derrick blew a whistle. Then, out of thin air, appeared two mongooses! "Fifi! Ricardo! ATTACK!!" said Derrick as he continued to shoot 10,000 degree doom at Zais.

[Mizagium]

"We don't know where his scrolls are! That's why we came here, he said that they were scattered across the Lands. We figured one might be here!" Sarah shouted, drawing Oblivion.

"But since you interrupted our meal," Casandra strung two arrows. "We might as well have some fun!" She let the arrows fly into the chest of the lead dragon hologram.

[Myrdraxxis]

Zais growled. This fight was beginning to annoy him. Greatly.

"Ok then. Im going to show you a weapon that has never been seen by human eyes." He made a small darkness portal and withdrew a large claymore.

Now he was standing, a scythe in one hand and a claymore in the other. He swung both as the mongooses sped past him, decapitating both of them.

He turned to Derrick. "I hope you don;t find death to be all that terrible. Cause Im gonna kill you twenty times over!"

[DERRICK]

Derrick pulled out a sword that was made of pure Uranium and Lighsaberium.
"Hey Zais! Remember when the Romans tried to kill Jesus? Well, how did that work out?"
Derrick then jumped into the air. As he descended, he made sure that he would land on top of Zais.
"You are about to learn the same lesson!" said Derrick as he continued to fall. "You cant kill pure awesome!"
And with that; Their weapons clanged and sparks flew, as the two titans began to battle each other.

[Mizagium]

bill Nye watched the fighting he had caused with the Scrolls. He sighed. Even he was unaware of the Scrolls location, he had simply baited the others in finding them for him.

But what choice did he have? After all, Cavalniver's magic had bound him to the Tower he was placed. It would be impossible to convince him to release him, since his universe did not follow the same flow of time and did this one.

He stood up, full of new resolve. He pressed a button on the control panel of his Omni-Present Computer Automated Monitoring Station, or OPCAMS.

The whole of the Tower began to shake violently. Suddenly, it lurched upward. It was removing itself from the earth! The Tower of Science hovered a hundred feet above the ground. Bill Nye checked his monitors, he didn't want the Tower falling out of the sky...again.

Satisfied, he pulled a lever. The Tower rose higher into the air and began moving forward. He would no longer rely on the gullibility of others.

[Myrdraxxis]

Zais whipped his scythe around Derrick's blade while he blocked with his claymore, hoping to decapitate him(he likes doing that lol)

[Sartorius]

"Hmph. You're not much of a help. And to think I had planned on leaving in case you didn't know the whereabouts of the scroll. But since your ill tempered friend wants to fight..." Seth laughed. He whispered something to a hologram and it went outside. Seth followed him and produced a bottle of red liquid. "Combustion potion, destroy this restaurant and all its patrons." Seth said. The hologram that had gone outside flew into the walls of McJimmy's, bursting into light to destabilize the structure. Seth followed it up by dropping the liquid bottle, causing the building to explode into flames. Tiles fell, killing several people inside.

"Holograms, attack!" Seth commanded. The dragons flew at Cassandra and Sarah with their wings outspread.

[Mizagium]

The Ridley siblings watched as Bill Nye's Tower of Science floated past them. They turned to each other and shook their heads.

Things would have been simpler if they had just stayed in Fun Land.

But they would be much less interesting.

[DERRICK]

Derrick's head flew into the air....... just in time to dodge the swipe of the scythe.
Derrick's head then settled back onto his neck.
"Nice try, but mine is nicer!" said Derrick as his temporary thrid arm, at close range, unloaded depleted uranium buck-shot into Zais' stomach .

[Mizagium]

With a mighty swipe, Sarah struck down two of the holograms with Oblivion (because of physics). Spinning it around in her hands, she deflected several lazah blasts.

Cassandra stood with her back to Sarah and shot arrows by the handful into the hologram dragons.

[Myrdraxxis]

Zais jumped back and growled. He glanced down at his stomach.

He was bleeding.

He had actually been wounded.

Zais stared for a moment in shock. He hadn't been wounded in years. His shock was replaced by an uncharacteristic snarl.

HIs weapons were a blur of motion as he slashed his way through Derrick's defense, anger barely contained.