Awesome Land 3: Trial of the Wind Sage

[Mizagium]

'Clever' Knox thought to himself. Now was a time for him to test his newfound abilities. He concentrated as he would when using a Focus power, only this time he went much further along. Time didn't just slow down, it stopped altogether. Knox smiled.

All the Dusks were down in less than a second with the Focus power. With it still activated he ran up past Xaadm and to where Bill Nye sat.

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"Oh,Xaadm!" Bill Nye answered, his voice saturated with sarcasm. "I haven't seen you since you destroyed my Tower. How is the 1000 Swordsman?"

[Myrdraxxis]

Xaadm lowered his blade, but kept his guard.

"I would imagine that you already know that, considering how you seem to be aware of all happenings in this world." he said, vaguely aware of Knox running up behind him.

"Well I tried the forceful approach first, but I guess I can talk this out." he said, ignoring Bill Nye's blatant sarcasm.

"I need your help."

[Mizagium]

Bill put up a hand to stop Knox from advancing. The Tower shook as a result of the battle being fought.

"What kind of help?"

[Myrdraxxis]

Xaadm nodded. At least this was progress.

"As I had origionally planned, I WAS going to kidnapp you and have you research a way to make me whole again. I am a Nobody, you see. With your knowledge and the scrolls I had gathered, plus our own knowledge.....I was hoping..."

He trailed off, looking at Bill Nye with despair.

[Mizagium]

Bill Nye held up a hand to Knox to stop him from advancing on Xaadm. He eyed Xaadm carefully.

"A Nobody... I don't think I would be of much help in mater of incompleteness. Neither would the Scrolls."

[Duke Nukem]

Narrator woke up thanks to all the noise happening in Awesome Land. Annoyed, he showed up behind Xaadm.

"DAMN, THAT IS SOME WEAK-ASS SHIT"

[Mizagium]

"Oh, hello Narrator." bill Nye waved.

[Sartorius]

"Chaos Emperor Dragon," Leon commanded "will you please finish this job. I have orders that need to be fulfilled." The Chaos Emperor Dragon roared in obedience and began to glow. "Imperial Flames!" Leon yelled the name of one of the CED's more...devastating attacks to say the least. The temperature in the air rose to 130 degrees Fahrenheit. Leon was wearing heat retardant armor, so he remained unaffected. With the temperature now high enough, Leon yelled "Darkfire Form!" The Chaos Emperor Dragon stopped glowing and erupted into a torrent of black flames. The flames soon rearranged themselves into the shape of a phoenix with massive claws and a sharp fiery beak. "ATTACK!" commanded Leon. The CED's new form flew straight through the Ridley siblings and clutched the Flying Tower, attempting to send it on a crash course straight towards Awesome Land.

Leon took this as his cue to jump off of CED and onto the tower to face the task he had been given: Eliminating Bill Nye and all near him.

[Mizagium]

The Ridleys charged after the new CED. They fired many lasers at the dragon in an attempt to stop him.

Johnny, Sarah, Cassandra, Jace, Sherri, and Crass were waiting on the Tower to stop Leon. Johnny produced the Ugly Stick and the False Shield, Sarah the True Sword and Oblivion, Cassandra her bow and arrows. All three of the Organization XXI members, retrieved their battle cards, and prepared to use their Focus powers.

This was going to be epic.

[Sartorius]

"Well, well, well...If it isn't my old pal Johnny. I haven't spoken to you in what seems to be ages." Leon laughed. "I see you have several members in your group...Why do you have so much animosity towards little old me?" Leon asked with a voice that hinted both innocence and poison. "I suppose I'll force the answer out of you..." said an angry Leon. He drew Hystoger from its sheathe and aimed it directly toward Johnny. A wave of darkness emerged and spread toward all of his adversaries.

[Mizagium]

Johnny rushed forward to meet his long time adversary. Hystoger and the Ugly Stick met each other in a clash of strange energies. Sarah motioned for the others to stay back while Johnny and Leon fought.

"Something is wrong with you Leon," Johnny spoke while maintaining the force needed to keep Leon from advancing. "This isn't you. Something's changed about you."

[Sartorius]

"How observant...Clever as always, Johnny. Nothing is wrong with me, however. The only thing that has changed is I have grown in strength. This new level of power will allow me to exact my vengeance upon all those who are responsible for dethroning me...Even if it means crushing former allies." Leon laughed hysterically as his eyes flashed red. He appeared to maintain some bit of rationality in his soulless self. Hystoger flashed red along side Leon's eyes and erupted in dark energy in an attempt to force Johnny back.

[Mizagium]

"No," Johnny struggle against the force of Hystoger. "No, no, no...NO1 I will not loose here!" Johnny pushed forward with a sudden surge of power. It coursed through the Ugly Stick and sent Leon tumbling backward.

Johnny stood up straighter, more confidently. Powerful. He threw down the Ugly Stick and the False Shield, reaching now for his dark katana, Asamarum. Darkness flooded into his being.

With a yell he charged at Leon, blade flashing with dark energy.

[Sartorius]

"Hahaha. Embracing the darkness, are we Johnny? I knew that not even you, Prince of the Really Cool Kingdom could resist it. The darkness calls everyone eventually." laughed Leon, getting onto his feet and lifting Hystoger into the air.

BOOM!

The Flying Tower violently shook...

On the outside of the Tower, CED had managed to avoid the Ridley's attacks and was exerting a 9000 Newton force on the Tower, resulting in a very high acceleration...Straight towards Awesome Land. CED dove straight into the center of Awesome Land while the Tower still flew. Hitting AL directly, the land erupted into flames and smoke as the force of his impact caused volcanoes and tsunamis to appear. CED flew back toward the Tower to ensure its crash course into the now ruined planet.

[Mizagium]

"NO!" Johnny yelled once again. Trying to prevent any further damage to the Tower and those on board, he ran to Leon and reached for Hystoger. The two struggled for a moment before forcing each other off the edge of the balcony.

"We gotta help Narrator!" Jace shouted over the calamity. Sherri and Crass nodded. The three of them ran around to where the CED and Narrator hovered in the air. They produced a strange net between the three of them. Leaping into the air they threw the net over the CED.

The net was another woven diamond net, but this once had shock cells woven into it as well. As soon as the net covered the CED, electricity coursed through it, incapacitating it and it plummeting to the ground.

Sarah and Cassandra rushed to the edge to see what had become of Johnny and Leon.

[Sartorius]

"RRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" yelled the CED as it fell to the floor of Awesome Land. The resulting impact ruined the area even further; a massive explosion emerged from the area where CED had struck the ground, demolishing and obliterating everything in its path.

Meanwhile...Back in Dark Hole Headquarters

"Mmm...This land is about to be pwnd completely. Being emperor is much harder than I had realized. Come, Taenas, let's gtfo." said Walter calmly, jumping on his Dimension Dragon.

"Right, Walter." said Taenas, following suit and getting on his Flame Dragon. Walter opened a portal and they both flew through right before the tower was incinerated.

[Mizagium]

(I forgot about them...)

[Duke Nukem]

"NOW HOW 'BOUT SOME GUACAMOLE," Narrator yelled, throwing guacamole and chips at the beast. The sizzling condiment burned the already on fire creature. ACID GUACAMOLE.

[DERRICK]

THEN DERRICK DIED FOR ALL OF OUR SINS AND BROUGHT A TIME OF PEACE AND PROSPERITY TO AWESOMELAND!!!!
But before he could do that, he had to have a apocalyptic final battle with the Narrator.

[Duke Nukem]

No such thing will occur. I'm too tired and busy right now.

[DERRICK]

oh okay, Derrick played super Mario bros 3 instead

[Duke Nukem]

MARIO KART, BITCHES

[DERRICK]

Derrick wanted to spark something so he threw his NES at Narrator.

[Mizagium]

Bill Nye's Flying Tower survived the asplosion of the CED via force field.

Johnny was still fighting Leon.

They were all still heading for Wikipeede.

[Duke Nukem]

MARIO KART DOES A WHEELIE, BITCHES