Awesome Land 3: Trial of the Wind Sage

[Myrdraxxis]

(Oops I meant for it to be XASIZ not Xaniz......don't know where I got the 'n' from -.-)

[Mizagium]

(then it is Zais)

[Duke Nukem]

Narrator was back in the tower again. More specifically, the tower was back around Narrator again. Narrator never moved.

Narrator strolled into the room with the Time Keeper and Bill Nye smoking a bubble gum cigar.

"SO WAZZUP GUYS WATCHA DOIN?"

[Duke Nukem]

As the other lame people rushed at the giant crystal dragon thing, a sound could be heard in the distance. The sound grew closer and louder by the second, until a rock melody could be discerned from the sounds of battle. Soon the sound of AC/DC's "TNT" could be heard above all else, still growing closer. Dolf Holhagen, Destroyer of Worlds and Giver of Battleaxe Lessons, had arrived.

His holy motorcycle ramped off the side of the crater the dragon-thing was in and landed on the beast's crystal tail. Dolf rode up the tail to the top of one of the heads and came to a halt, dismounting his motorcycle. His battleaxe burst into flames as he brought it down on the beast's head, shattering the crystal with the power of rock, cool, and all that is funky.

[Mizagium]

the group of heroes just stared at Dolf. "That makes our job a whole lot easier. " Ridley chuckled.

"Yeah, cause we can get outta here now!" Crass urged.

"No, we can't leave him." Sarah admitted. The others reluctantly agreed. Sarah produced oblivion and went after one of the F'yuren's heads. The Ridley's went up to distract the rest of the heads.

Cassandra rode on Rachel's back. the Hearts went and searched for the last Scroll of Science.

[Myrdraxxis]

(congratz u get one cookie. i just couldn't get rid of Zais COMPLETELY. Now figure out Drixis!)




Mista Jangles watched as the government officials began to exit the building.

"How the hell am I supposed to know who my targets are?" the daemon wondered. "Ah well Ill just kill em all.' he shrugged, and flew down at the crowed roaring fiercly.

THe massacre began.
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Xaadm was walking around Ausum Land rather dejectedly. "All I wanted..." he said trailing off thinking of all the worlds he had visited and the people he had seen, enjoying life and eachother.

Xaadm clentched his fists. "Damn it."

"Aw don't give up yet." Xasiz said, appearing next to Xaadm.

Xaadm looked at his comrade curiously. "Oh?"

Xasiz nodded. "While your plan was unstable and foolish it had potential. but the rest of us have come up with an idea. Instead of having the Science Guy use the scrolls and our knowledge of Kingdom Hearts to make us all whole, we will kill him and take his." Xasiz said, grining fiercly.

Xaadm stood shocked for a moment. "B-but killing him? Surely that-"

"Oh come now Xaadm. You know it will work."

".......ok. What do I need to do?"

Xasiz grinned. "Well from the intel I could gather from my......other half, there is a problem arising in Time Keepers empire that will warrant his attention. You can strike then."

Xaadm nodded. "Ok. Ill do it."

Xasiz smiled and disappeared.

[Duke Nukem]

DOLF DID A DANCE

[Mizagium]

The F'yuren lay dead. All of its heads had been severed, no thanks to Dolf, and still the scroll was no where to be found.

"Impossible!" Ridley spat. "It has to be SOMEWHERE1"

As if to prove his statement, Bill Nye's Flying Tower (driven by the Time Keeper) appeared off-shore. The heroes ran back to the beach to meet the Tower.

"WE HAVE THE SCROLLS!" Came a booming announcement. "ALL SEVEN! PLEASE REPORT BACK TO THE TOWER!" A ladder dropped down and the non-flying heroes climbed on. Except for Knox.

Knox stopped by Jiir-Row one last time, just to look at her. The Time Keeper appeared at his side. Knox did not flinch.

"C-Can you...?" He stammered over tears.

"Sorry lad, my powers can't return a soul to its body. If I turned back time, she would still be dead."

Fresh tears flowed and Knox forced himself to turn away and return to the Tower.

[Myrdraxxis]

Xaadm stood watching as Bill Nye's tower floated in the distance. According to intel, there was some sort of Guardian in Random World that was killing in the Chrono Empire set up there. Sure that would garner the Time Keeper's interest.

"I just have to wait." he muttered. "This man is the best bet I have."

[Mizagium]

No one questioned why The Time Keeper was at the helm of Bill Nye's Tower. Nor did they question Bill's absence. (He was recovering.)

they all simply sat and waited.

Finally, the Time Keeper produced the Scrolls of Science and placed them on the table beside him. At that moment, Bill stumbled through the doors. With the help of the Time Keeper, he sat himself in a chair. He stared at the Scrolls for a moment before speaking...

[Duke Nukem]

"SCROLLS ARE DUMB I WANT A HI FIVE," Narrator yelled. Dolf complied. The collision of these two imcomprehensibly awesome beings caused the universe to shit itself.

[Mizagium]

Author decided that Bill Nye's speech was too long to writes, suffice it to say that many MANY lulz and Epic Wins were had.

Everyone left and shit happened.

[Myrdraxxis]

(what an epic way to kill a plot...)

[Mizagium]

(no, the plot is still there. What I meant was "everyone left the meeting room." Please continue the plot.

[Duke Nukem]

I have no idea what we're supposed to be doing.

[Mizagium]

Author chose to continue the story from his Wii, only now realizing how FRUSTRATING it is.

[DERRICK]

Wikipeede finally was able to get get back online. He decided that there was to much order, so he did what he does best.
"From now on there is no present. Only past and future. However, the future leads up to the past rather than the other way. Everything you do influences the past to affect your future, which is what you were doing whatever. .... In short: Everything you do causes a time paradox."
........................ At that moment DERRICK crapped his pants, causing him to always have crap in his pants, but- (writer's head asplodes.)

[Mizagium]

Author laughed at DERRICK's pathetic ability to tell stories.

Bill Nye and the Guy Rill looked at each other fearfully. Wikipeede was tearing the universe apart. Guy's time and space-hax abilities were keeping them safe, but for how long?

"We have to confront him." Bill Nye decided. Guy knew this to be true, but didn't want to believe it.

"There has to another way..." But there was no point in arguing.

"We have the Scroll. We have you. Johnny's darkness and Sarah's null-Void powers. Narrator might show up and help us, thought only cause he wants to." Guy Rill nodded. "I think we can do it."

"Yeah, me too."

Bill Nye's Flying Tower moved slowly towards Wikipeede.

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Knox wandered the halls of the Tower, trying to forget about Jiir-Row. But is was becoming difficult. He turned a corner and saw Jace and Sherri...yeah...

He turned down another hall and saw Johnny and Cassandra...yeah...

finally he gave up and slumped down in a corner somewhere in the bowls of Bill Nye's Tower.

[Duke Nukem]

"I'M IN THE ROOM NEXT TO YOU POOP FACES," Narrator yelled at Bill and friends.

[Mizagium]

"Oh," Bill Nye started. "Good then. Will you help us fight Wikipeede?"

[Duke Nukem]

"I HUGGED HIM, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?"

[Mizagium]

"can you defeat him in combat?" Bill Nye inquired, even though Narrator was in the next room.

"Or just flat out destroy him?" Guy Rill asked.

[Duke Nukem]

"BABY, I CAN DO ANYTHING YOU DESIRE. AND IT'S WORTH IT FOR YOU, HONEY. TEEHEEHEE."

[Mizagium]

"Uhhh...." Bill Nye was speechless. "Thank you....?" He looked to Guy Rill, who only shrugged.

[Duke Nukem]

"CUTIE PIE."