Mizagium
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Post by Mizagium on Nov 30, 2008 12:38:12 GMT -5
Knox sat slumped in a corner for a few minutes before Sarah appeared and sat down next to him. He kept his head low and wasn't aware of her until she spoke.
"Sorry about Jiir-Row." She said quietly.
"It's okay." Knox replied after a minute.
Sarah wasn't sure what to say. "Are...you okay?"
"Yeah." Knox said unconvincingly. "Yeah, I'm alright" Sarah saw she wasn't going to get anywhere, so she just sat there with him. After sometime she stood up and left.
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Post by Duke Nukem on Nov 30, 2008 13:08:20 GMT -5
Dolf Holhagen sat in a chair 5 feet away from Knox, staring at him with angry Viking eyes.
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DERRICK
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Post by DERRICK on Nov 30, 2008 14:05:15 GMT -5
Wikipeede then realized that had completely ruined all forms of continuity, resulting in the most horrific time paradox ever. Why/how did he realize this? Because, without warning, The Narrator and DERRICK THE ALMIGHTY were standing before him.
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Post by Mizagium on Dec 3, 2008 17:53:33 GMT -5
As Bill Nye's Flying Tower neared Wikipeede's location, the Time Keeper went to Random World to save Torran's ass.
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Post by Mizagium on Dec 17, 2008 18:50:34 GMT -5
(POST HERE, DAMMIT!)
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Post by Duke Nukem on Dec 17, 2008 21:21:59 GMT -5
WHY DON'T YOU
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Post by Mizagium on Dec 18, 2008 15:52:59 GMT -5
(I posted last)
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Post by Sartorius on Dec 18, 2008 16:11:33 GMT -5
The Light is going to solve this problem once and for all...
A man in pure white robes entered Awesome Land, aware of all chaos and evil that had happened within. "I shall end this here and now..." he laughed, pinpointing the exact center of Awesome Land and walking toward it.
"Oh great Dragon underground...Within this planet turning 'round. The Bane of Chaos, Destroyer of Dark...The ancient one that's made its mark. From days gone by and ages past...You were the first and will be last. The time has come...Judgment's begun. I beseech you come now, Judgment Dragon!" Sartorius chanted, lifting a shining blade into the air.
A beam of light emerged from the spot where the man was standing. Several feet above him within the very top of the light, a massive white dragon appeared. With 12 foot long wings that seemed to be made of feathers and a glowing body that could blind you in the middle of the day, the dragon roared and began to flap its wings.
"Judgment Dragon, I beg of you! Destroy all who dare to threaten the sanity of Awesome Land!" The man stabbed his blade into the ground, preventing anymore light from escaping. The Judgment Dragon obliged to the man's orders and rose even higher into the air.
"Judgment Strike!" he yelled, and the dragon released a huge burst of radiant energy from his feathery coat, eliminating everything that did not have to do with the current plot devices of Super Land/Clyde or Bill Nye/Scrolls of Science.
When Judgment Dragon finished his attack, it flew back down toward the unnamed man, who immediately removed his sword from the ground. Judgment Dragon walked to the light where his sword had been and transported back into its domain.
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Post by Duke Nukem on Dec 18, 2008 17:28:37 GMT -5
That didn't help.
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Post by Mizagium on Dec 18, 2008 17:35:35 GMT -5
Bill Nye's Flying Tower continued in the direction of Wikipeede.
Knox was still by himself within the Tower when Guy Rill the Time Keeper appeared to him. He looked up, surprised. "What do you want?" He took no effort to hide his feelings.
Guy Rill ignored the animosity in Knox's voice. "Sorry about the girl, lad."
"Her name is Jiir-Row!" Knox snapped.
"Sorry, Jiir-row."
Knox lifted his head to face him. "You control the flow of time right?"
"Stop right there, I know what you're going to ask. My answer is no. i cannot bring the dead back to life." He had crushed Knox's hopes in a very matter-of-factly tone. "Sorry, again lad."
"It's...it's okay." The stayed silent for several moments before the Time Keeper spoke again.
"The reason I came to see you was to show you something." Knox lifted his head again. "I've been studying your abilities for some time now, your Focus powers."
"Yeah, what about them?"
"From what I've gathered, you focus and relax your muscles, allowing you to make more movements in a small amount of time. It would appear to the user that time slows down, correct?" Knox nodded.
"I think I can show you how to use those abilities to their fulest extent."
Knox listened with renewed interest.
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Post by Duke Nukem on Dec 18, 2008 19:17:06 GMT -5
Narrator manipulates time like so:
FOUR HOURS JUST PASSED
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Post by Mizagium on Dec 18, 2008 19:33:22 GMT -5
Author challenged Narrator to fisticuffs!
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Post by Sartorius on Dec 18, 2008 19:38:23 GMT -5
With the rest of the plot devices gone, Clyde (still a huge giant demon that everyone forgot) began to grow in strength.
"Yessss...Without all those other distractions, I am gaining power...Perhaps I shall wreak havoc on Awesome Land." Clyde hissed, laughing at Leon, still on the ground writhing in pain.
"Of course someone will have to guard my Fallen Paradise...Leon, until I return, you are the Demon Emperor whether you like it or not." said Clyde, his eyes glowing red. He began to focus on Leon as if he were trying to affect him with his mind. Leon began to float in the air, lifeless, and landed on the throne at Clyde's will. A crown and black robe appeared upon him as his staff Telumbra shone in the darkness.
"Perfect..." Clyde whispered to himself. "Now to get out of here..." Clyde tried in vain several times to break open the giant pit that was his Fallen Paradise. He began to scream and jump up and down before realizing he was trapped.
"Blast...I suppose Leon will wreak havoc in my place. I'll get just as much enjoyment...Like playing a video game." Clyde laughed, summoning a red and black XCube Controller. (XCube is the ultimate Awesome Land gaming system. 100 times as powerful as the PS3 and it has a Red Ray player. Light in the Fallen Paradise is reversed, so red light is much better to read discs with.)
"Go, my loyal servant, and strike them down!" Clyde yelled. Leon's eyes began to glow red as Hystoger, the cursed blade, flew from underground into his raised hand.
"Mission...Destroy." Leon said, drawing a circle with his blade. Using his innate dimension powers that he had supposedly gotten rid of when he turned to the good side, he summoned the most powerful from Taenas' and Walter's dragon arsenal.
"Chaos Emperor Dragon, eliminate the barrier and send me to...The Flying Tower." Leon said, looking through the circle at Awesome Land and its surrounding areas. The CED obliged and flew at light speed through the circle and to the Flying Tower. CED went above the tower and saw two people. Leon readied his blade.
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Post by Mizagium on Dec 18, 2008 19:45:30 GMT -5
Sirens went off all throughout the Tower. Lights flared and turrets dropped down to eliminate all intruders. The heroes gathered in the conference room. Guy Rill returned to his brother's side.
"It appears that Clyde has sent his Chaos Emperor Dragon to destroy us."
"who's Clyde?" Johnny asked.
"I'm not sure," Bill Nye admitted. "I think he was part of this story, but no one paid attention to him so he's pissed. Yeah I know, its getting pretty confusing."
"So what do we do?" Sarah pressed.
"I'm not sure, but ti would be best to prepare for combat."
Everyone scrambled to prepare to confront the CED. The Time Keeper stopped Knox at the door and whispered "Remember what I taught you."
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Post by DERRICK on Dec 18, 2008 21:29:43 GMT -5
Wikipeede got bored and decided to raise dead characters from the grave......... nah.
DERRICK WON
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Post by Mizagium on Dec 20, 2008 20:55:16 GMT -5
Uhh... Author does not approve of this lack of posting!
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Post by Duke Nukem on Dec 21, 2008 10:59:09 GMT -5
Narrator got pissed at Clyde for existing. Narrator rectified the problem with cake. Narrator feels better now. NAP TIME.
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Post by Mizagium on Dec 21, 2008 12:24:02 GMT -5
Author has decreed that the cake is a lie and so does not exist.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Dec 21, 2008 12:47:42 GMT -5
Xaadm watched the Flying tower with renewed interes (after taking a very long nap).
"Almost time." he muttered. "This is the perfect distraction. I will have to thank this Clyde person."
Xaadm warped away, deep into the tower undetected.
After he left, Xasiz and Drixis appeared.
"Well, then, everything is set." Drixis intoned. Xasiz nodded.
"Yes. Soon this world will fall, all will all worlds. I suppose we should visit this 'Random World' some time soon." the nobody grinned, thinking of a certain white haired antagonist.
~In Random World~
Zais looked up from his work and stared out the window at the dark sky.
"Yes, my dear other half. Come to me. I'll be waiting to settle this once and for all!"
Maniacal laughter echoed all throughout the castle.
(yay I started posting again)
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Post by Mizagium on Dec 21, 2008 12:55:55 GMT -5
(Damn, I have to wait for either Austin or Derrick to post)
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Post by Sartorius on Dec 21, 2008 13:06:01 GMT -5
Leon, the now loyal servant of Clyde, flew on CED about a foot away from the flying tower.
"Under orders of Clyde, you shall be annihilated." said Leon. His voice sounded empty, the same way his eyes looked. "Chaos Emperor Dragon. Hellfire Blaze!" Leon yelled. The CED blew an extremely hot ring of flame with a 10 foot radius around the circumference of the ship. Both Leon's and CED's eyes flashed as they dove straight toward the ship.
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Post by Mizagium on Dec 21, 2008 13:21:20 GMT -5
The Ridleys blocked the CED's path. The four winged beasts collided in mid air and spun around in a frantic gnashing of teeth and claws.
The earthbound heroes watched the frantic fight from a balcony, weapons at the ready.
Bill Nye's eyes flicked to his monitor. someone was inside the Tower.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Dec 21, 2008 14:36:45 GMT -5
Xaadm rushed through the halls, his sword drawn.
"I will not fail this time." he thought determinatly. He turned a corner and came upon....Bill Nye, staring at his screen.
"Well hello there. Here we are again."
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Post by Mizagium on Dec 21, 2008 16:04:08 GMT -5
Knox charged full force into Xaadm.The force of the impact sent the two tumbling down a nearby staircase. When they reached the bottom. Knox pulled himself up and wiped the blood from his head.
No one was getting to Bill Nye.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Dec 21, 2008 17:31:38 GMT -5
Xaadm swore and spat out some blood.
"Damn you! I thought I killed your lot back in Ausum Land. No matter.." he snapped his hands and twenty dusks appeared.
"I won't make that mistake again!" he roared. The Dusks charged. Satisfied, Xaadm began running back up the stairs.
"Bill!" he shouted. "I have a request for you!"
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