Awesome Land II: The War of Four Kings

[Mass]

"They came from my BUTT CRACKS!" Kayne released another crowd of crap covered Mamma Mia fools. "I'll be back later." Kayne pulled off a Micheal Morris and pulled his cape up around his face concealing it and ran off sneaking around like a ninja.

[Mizagium]

Knox was getting annoyed with wahtever army was here right now. he closed his eyes and concentrated. Hard.

~Come on, focus...~ He opened his eyes. the whole world seemed to slow down around him. He could see every detail in the Mamma Mia crowd's movements. He was flowing.

Pulling out his deck of cards he rushed past Zais into the army. With his Asian-like reflexes he used the cards to cut up all of the singers in no time at all. He returned to his spot before and relaxed his muscles. Time returned to normal.

[Myrdraxxis]

Zais blinked. "oh yeah, I really wanna join now."

[Mass]

Kayne popped up behind Knox.
"Nice skillz." He disappeared and appeared in a matter of seconds in a completely different spot.
"I'm the freaking Cheshire cat. Yes I am random. Being an energy being for so long then getting your body back does this to you!" Vincent, still on fire, ran up to Crass and gave him a bear hug setting him on fire too.
"Gotta love us some fire." Vincent noted.

[Myrdraxxis]

Zais turned to Kayne. "As much as I love the chaotic attitude.....what are you smoking?" asked, eyebrow twitching.

[Mizagium]

"I don't know if you can join..." Knox said. "I mean, I think we're on probation or something, so you'd have to go back to Fun Land and talk to the Ace of Aces."

[Xero]

"Not to ruin your fun or anything," said Lacquer, who had apparently landed harmlessly on the ground along with the others, since Kayne, Vincent, and Organization XXI were now on the ground fighting, "but, according to your spell," he said, speaking to Zais, "shouldn't you be on faier too? And why do your spells have to be so long? Why can't you just say, "Phyre?"

[Mizagium]

And then...

Completely forgotten by everyone (including me) Trace appeared in Super Land. He had forgotten his original mission now that the Time Keeper was dead. So he was chillin.

Unfortuanlely, he stepped on a land mind and died so now I win't have to think about him anye more.

[Myrdraxxis]

Zais assumed a thinking pose. "Hmmmm, well that wouldn't be any fun now would it?" he asked happily. "Oh and I can't be killed by my own spells...that would be a novice's mistake." Zais said, waving his hand dismissivly. (I dont care if it is spelled wrong) "Oh and by the wayy.." Zais whipped his Epyk scythe around and shoved it up Laquer's ass so that he was sent flying away. "That is for trying to ruin my fun Bi-otch!" he crowed. "Now excuse me I have an Ace of Aces to threat- I mean talk to." and with that Zais disappeared.....like always.

[Mizagium]

"How did he DO THAT?" Knox and the others were left in Super Land without Zais.

"They just...do." Jace said. Knox sighed and sat on the ground.

[Mass]

"What you want some? 'Cause I ain't got none. Being alive for so long kinda puts you over the deep end..."

[Mizagium]

Knox glanced around. "Are you talking to us?"

[Mass]

"I've calmed down now so I guess. Does your Organization know where Italianona Village is?" Kayne really wished to get back to his Chateau there.

[Mizagium]

" Maybe, is it in Fun Land?"

[Mass]

"Um......If the didn't move it should be Uncharted Mountains." Kayne was letting his mind slip.

[Mizagium]

"...Okay...how would a building move?" Knox inquired nervously. Jace and Sherri had slipped off to somewhere and Crass was staring at his hands.

[Myrdraxxis]

"I'm baaaaack!" Zais said happily, popping back into the group. His cloak was bloody this time. "Well.....I couldn't find the Ace dude, but I talked to some lackeys." now Zais frowned. "THey were quite rude. I HATE rude people." when he said this, a slightly insane gleam entered his eyes. "So whats up?" he asked looking around.

[Mizagium]

"You didn't kill any of them, did you?" Knox asked. Crass noticed he was back and rushed up to him. he listened intently on every word Zais said.

Jace and Sherri were still off somewhere...

[Mass]

"Um....They....Kinda....deconstruct the building then rebuild it. Its quite epyk!" Kayne felt nostalgic. Vincent went to a physics defying practice room, that came from his cloak sleeve, to practice.

[Xero]

Derp-bot appeared in midair next to Lacquer as he was still flying, rubbing his painfully throbbing butt. Derp-bot handed Lacquer a Time-Turner. Lacquer pressed a button, and time was turned back to before the incident with Zais' stupid scythe. His butt stopped hurting because nothing had happened yet. As Zais swung his scythe toward Lacquer, the Tuba Lord parried the attack with his sword, Vor'em, then shoved his sword in Zais' mouth.

"Hey, look!" Lacquer cried childishly. "It's a magic trick!"

He pulled Vor'em from Zais' throat as he was gagging, then he kicked Zais into the air in the same direction he had been thrown before, which was technically after, which technically didn't exist because it never happened, which means the future doesn't exist, which means Zais disappeared into the Time Gap (similar to a Null Void in that it is separate from the real world and cuts any inhabitants off from normal time and life) because he was reenacting Lacquer's not-future.

(I say it again: NEVER MESS WITH THE BRASS!!!!!!!)

[Mizagium]

Johnny, Sarah, and Cha Cha materialized in the Pocket of Darkness. That is just what it was: dark. Johnny unsheathed Katakari and a brilliant light enveloped them and revealed the features of this tiny dimension.

"Can either of you feel the True Sword's energy?" Johnny asked.

[Mass]

(Head asplodes from logiczzzzzzz)

"Wait what? Deja vu. Or whatever." Kayne used bubble.

[Xero]

Cha Cha shook his head.

"No, I - wait. I think I feel something."

He spun around, looking in every direction for some sign of the True Sword. He felt something. He was sure of it.

"Ah!" he said, disgusted at himself. "I lost it."

He pulled his Trumpet out and put his half of the Soul Patch he and Sarah shared in the lead pipe. He began playing Fire of Eternal Glory in a kind of mock hope that the Phantom Regiment's motto song would reveal the Sword to them.

[Mizagium]

It failed.

"Wait...there..." Sarah pointed down a dark alley (lol). "It's that way." Without waiting for the others, she started down it.

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The Nom Nom fish jumped out of the Sea and landed on Super Land.

[Myrdraxxis]

Zais suddenly popped up back in regular Awsome Land like nothing had happened. "Jeez even now you are late." he said with a sigh. "And I'm still here! you have tried to use someone else's character and thus time itself has conspired against you!" (once again....u totally popped up at the wrong time. oh and YOUR BRASS CANNOT STAND UP TO THE POWER OF ZAIS AND HIS SCHEMES! .........OR THE WOODWINDS! FOOLS!)