Awesome Land II: The War of Four Kings

[Myrdraxxis]

Zais hovered in the air for a moment before falling. He sighed. "Well this certainly is troublesom...I knew I shouldn't have used that drummer. Still no regrets about the brass though." he said with a smirk, seemingly forgetting the fact that he was falling to his doom. He looked back up at the airship and saw everyone abandoning it. "well I suppose it is time to take my leave then." he said and closed his eyes.

"Vertatur Tempestas Veris! Nobis Protectionem Aerialem! Flans Paries Venti Vertentis!!" he shouts, eyes opening wide.

A giant torando forms around Zais, providing him with a way to cussion his fall. The compressed air inside softens the fall and he is gently se t down on the ground.

Zais panted for a moment. "Damn, I forgot how taxing magic could be." he said nonchalantly. He glanced up and then reached out and caught his scythe as is fell from the sky.

"now then." he said simply and began walking in the direction that the others had fallen. "And so the Brass Lords have been freed. And the battles begin anew." he chuckled sinisterly. "All goes according to plan."

[Mizagium]

Johnny did not feel the chill and heard everything Cha Cha said.

"I guess I didn't miss much, then?"

"No..." Sarah shivered.

"What's wrong?" Johnny inquired, concerned. Before she could answer Johnny was attacked by a cloaked figure. He appeared out of a portal and brought his katana, Asamarum, down on Johnny. Only his reflexes saved his life by drawing Katakari.

The two warriors stood and faced each other, swords drawn. The figure, Cavalniver, spoke. " You screwed up, Johnny!"

[Xero]

Mykal felt the chill as well, but he had gotten used to it.

~Best not reveal myself to them~ he thought, pulling his hood back over his face.

"So what do you say?" he asked, turning his attention back to Kayne and Vincent. He nodded very slightly toward Lacquer, and one of the Legends went to the Tuba Hero and brought him back to Mykal. Lacquer returned to his human form, and Mykal quickly filled him in on the information he had just given the two Trombone Players and gave Lacquer the same offer.

"Of course!" Lacquer exclaimed.

"Very well," Mykal said. He raised his Bach Trumpet and threw back his cloak, revealing an awesome Sword. He unsheathed the Sword and crossed the blade with his Trumpet. Lowering the cross he had made to rest just above Lacquer's head. "Then by the Powers of Truth and Musicality, I hereby name you Sir Gould Lacquer, Tuba Lord!" There was a great flash, and the emblem of the Brass Lords, a Trumpet and a Sword crossing each other, appeared on the back of Lacquer's right hand. No one questioned how Mykal knew his name.

[Xero]

Cha Cha scrambled to his feet.

"Who are you!?" he demanded of Cavalniver. He'd worry about the chill later. Right now, he had to help Johnny.

[Myrdraxxis]

Zais whistled to himself as he walked along. He looked up and happend to see.....those three yahoos from Organization XXI gliding along and defying physics. Zais's eyebrow began to twitch. "Just once I would like to see them act normally." he sighed. "Oh well, they will serve their purpose in the end anyway.....wait who was that guy with them?" he wondered. He shrugged and continued to walk, his mind focused on important things.
Things like world domination and if Rice Crispies cereal really does snap crackle and pop....

[Mizagium]

"Oh, a friend." He raised his hand and black thorns burst from the ground and wrapped around Cha Cha. "This does not concern you."

"What have I done now?" Johnny demanded, slightly sarcastically.

"YOU!" Cavalniver turned back to Johnny. "You lost the Artifacts of Wisdom! But besides that, you killed my Seoreh Elite!"

"I didn't lose the Artifacts, just the Sword, and that's in the Pocket of Darkness." Johnny tried to reassure him.

"Oh, okay. That's fine then. We'll just go into the Pocket and get it, right? WRONG!" There was obvious agitation in his voice. "Do you know how EXPANSIVE the pocket is? Cause I do! You'll never find it, much less see it!"

"Then why the hell are you trying to kill me?"

"Cause you stole from me."

[DERRICK]

the horde of republican zombies began to shamble towards the shining glimmer of the Brass Legends. They began to moan once more.
"...BRAAAINS....."
"BRAINS!!!"
"...NEED.....BRAINS..."
"......I NEED A TAX CUT......."
"......WE NEED TO KILL SOME TOWEL HEADS..........."
"....BRAINS....."

[Duke Nukem]

Narrator left Leon's presence momentarily. He saw the need for one of his signature moves, already used once to splode ranks of zombies.

NAGASAKI BODY SLAM

About half of the zombie horde was obliterated, and the radiation cooked still more to a nice toasty brown. He then used his jetpack to rejoin Leon in Super Land.

"I don't like zombies," Narrator explained.

[DERRICK]

the nuclear blast only helped to make the zombies stronger.
"WE NEED MORE OF THOSE....."
"WHAT? NUKES?"
"OR DYNAMIC LEADER SHIP...."
"BRAINS........"

[Myrdraxxis]

Zais strode through an underground cavern glanceing around at all the figures. A giant black pyramid stood in the center of the room, surrounded by thousands of skeletal figures. They didn't seem to be alive, but Zais tried to avoid them anyway. He walked over to an ancient coffin on the other side of the room. Cracks ran all up and down the top and sides, as if something was trying to get out.

"Good. It won't be long now." Zais spoke quietly. "Those fools up there don't even know how much damage they do everytime they unleash their strange powers. They will be this world's downfall, as soon as THEY awaken." Zais glances back at the rows of skeletal figures. "Well, I suppose I should rejoin Leon now. There is no telling what might happen next." he gave a cruel smirk. "It's almost funny. I have barely had to do anything to get these fools to do something cataclysmic. Especially those Brass Lords. Their awakening will surely cause the proccess to speed up." Zais turned sharply. He waved his hand and a portal of darjness appeared. He stepped through and dissapeared. A single word echoed through the darkness as he left.

"Soon."

[Xero]

(EDIT: Jacob Throop is the only one who was trapped in the sword that is a Brass Legend. The rest are only Brass Lords. The Brass Legends are the Elite of the Brass Lords. I don't know how everyone started thinking the Brass Lords were the Brass Legends. I only called them Brass Players, while Jacob Throop was a Brass Legend. So from now on, the Brass Players with Jacob are Brass LORDS, not Legends.)

"Your Highness," a guard said, kneeling before Queen Lauren in the cabin of her flagship. "We have spotted Groovy Land and will be arriving momentarily."

"Thank you," the Queen said. Now they would see what the infamous Science Guy could do. *random SRN sailor's head asplodes*

A few minutes later, the Lauren ran aground on Groovy Land. The Queen remained in her throne in the Captain's quarters, while Commodore Estdyn led his men ashore. He looked around. The psychedelic colors dazzled him, and he struggled to avoid asploding. He had heard of Groovy Land and its funky properties, but had thought it to be merely legend. He decided not to take any chances.

"Troops!" he shouted. "Prepare yourselves! This is the stuff of legend! Who knows what may await us in Groovy Land? But now is the time to defend yourselves! Prepare your minds as if the stories were true! Guard your eyes and ears: do not let the psychedelic images or scientific words discourage or immobilize you! Arm yourselves for anything!" With that, the SRN marched into Groovy Land toward the Tower of Science (despite Estdyn's warning, several soldiers' heads asploded).

They arrived at the Tower, and Derp-bot answered the door. Not knowing Derp-bot was not one of Bill Nye's many experiments, several soldiers' heads asploded at the thought of a working robot.

"Derp derp derp derp?" the little robot asked.

"Take us to your leader," Estdyn ordered. "Take us to Bill Nye." *another soldier's head asplodes, and about five more asplode as they enter the Tower*

[Xero]

Cha Cha struggled to break free from the thorns, but couldn't move. The thorns were too strong. Then he remembered something. He reached into his pocket and pulled something out. It was his Soul Patch. He closed his eyes and pictured Sarah in his mind. The Soul Patch began to glow, and suddenly, Cha Cha was gone.

Or was he?

He had simply turned into a being quite similar to a ghost. He phased through the thorns and stood behind Cavalniver, unharmed. Looking for a weapon, Cha Cha jumped and grabbed the largest branch he could reach. The branch snapped, and he quickly used his magical mouthpiece to blow away the parts of the branch that he didn't need. Soon, all that was left of the branch was a sturdy staff with a sharp tip. Not a spear. Just a sharp staff. On the other end of the staff, there was a small hole that made the handle look like a doughnut. He tied his Soul Patch through this hole, and the staff was transformed. No longer was it a simple, makeshift wooden staff. Now it was a strong, magical Brazen Staff. Dropping his invisibility, Cha Cha turned to Cavalniver.

"Let him go!!" he yelled, taking a position in front of Sarah to protect her.

[Duke Nukem]

Narrator gagged again.

"LOVE STORIES SUCK AND I WILL RUIN THIS ONE."

[Calfrun]

Zento, regaining consiousness on the other side of the tree he had been hiding behind, felt sick when he saw that. If he ever saw PFG again, he would puke. Preferably in someone's direction... A trombone player, perhaps? He looked back at the others, and saw... himself? No, this guy was different. He had extremely shapr teeth, and his pants looked like they had seen too many battles. His jacket was gone too. So who was this guy?

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Otoza Andrarl looked around. He was in a clearing, with some other people. He grunted. He hated other people. He decided now. He would kill all of them.

[Myrdraxxis]

Zais looked around. Apparently he had nothing to do since Leon has yet to advance the plot.....soooo he decided to continue his experiment. He pulled out a bowl of Rice Crispy cereal and stared at it intently. "Tell me your secrets!!" he screamed to the world. (errr we'll get back to him later)

[Sartorius]

The spell, after temporarily affecting Taenas, was reflected off of his shining armor. He used his the magic of his crimson cape to transport himself to where his sword was, grasping it tightly.

"I won't fall to the likes of you." Taenas said shortly. His fire dragon ran toward Phantom and began swiping at him with his claws. Taenas proceeded to attack the others with Sindios.
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The cloud everyone was on magically disappeared. And by magical I mean it can be explained by the following scenario...

"So, they are standing on a cloud? That should not be possible. I don't appreciate the trampling of physics." said Raphael. With his left hand slightly above the Wind Orb, a beam of light came and hit the cloud, causing it to turn into liquid liquid rather than solid liquid. After they resumed falling, the Falcon Troops that Raphael had not dismissed came attacking them.

"By order of Lord Raphael, you all are under arrest for trespassing upon Super Land's air. We have no wish to fight, but if you resist we have been told to use force." said the leader of the Falcon Troops. He had navy blue wings and while his claws were very short, his muscles and fists were massive. He had in his holster a weapon that could emit a powerful pulse of wind.

"More falling? Ah, what a bother. Well, I don't really want to be arrested again..." said Leon as his mind was flooded with memories of Special Land and the ugleh queen. "But I don't want to fight either. What course of action shall we take?" Leon asked the group. He sheathed Masamune to avoid looking like a murderer, but it's magical properties caused the blood from the previous battle to disappear.

"If they do not apprehend these troops I fear that I may have to fight them myself." Raphael rose and entered a secret room behind his chair. Staring at a large golden wall, he merely said "Give me strength."

[Myrdraxxis]

Zais popped up next to Leon randomly. "Oh there you all are. I had a....problem with a few vengful spirits and a bowl of rice crispy cereal. So what did I miss?" he asked with a nonchalant expression. Then he realized that once again, he was falling and this time, there were enemies.
"Ah....well then." he said. He looked over at Leon. "So, can I kill them?"

[Duke Nukem]

Narrator, because he was dressed like Johnny Appleseed, pulled a full-grown apple tree out of his pocket.

"GET A LOAD OF THIS."

Narrator chucked the tree, hitting the Falcon Troops and effectively pulverising them. They then desintigrated in the attempt to comprehend how someone pulled an entire tree out of their pocket. Narrator then proceeded to BLOW YOUR MIND.

[Myrdraxxis]

Zais blinked as he watched Narrator....do his thing. "Uhh wow." he said uncaringly but inside he was debating. 'He could be a problem in the future......ok he WILL be very BIG problem in the future. Whatever I'll deal with that when the time comes.'

Zais frowned. "Aww I wanted to kill them." he said with a slight manic edge to his voice. Suddenly ten more Falcon troops dropped out of nowhere to attack.

"That will work." Zais said happily.

"To Sumbolaion Diakonçtô Moi, o Turanne Phlogos! Epigençthçtô, Phlox Katharseôs, Rhomphaia Phloginç! Rheusantôn Pur kai Theion, ha Epephlegon Sodoma, Hamartôlous, Eis Choun Thanatou! Ourania Phlogôsis!"

with that a super giant WAVE of fire shot out and fried the Falcons before they even had a chance to shit themselves. Zais gave a satisfied smirk and turned back to the group, who were looking at him oddly.

"What?"

[Duke Nukem]

Narrator was too busy doing a victory dance in the sky to notice.

[Mass]

Vincent and Kayne busy thinking about becoming Brass Lords to notice they should be falling.
"A Watsrobe huh? Well I guess we can trust you. I accept." Kayne announced.
Vincent who knew Cha Cha and the Watsrobe family knew there was not a Mykal in there. Though Mykal did say something about the future.
"I accept also." Vincent murmured.

[Xero]

"Excellent!" Mykal exclaimed. "The Brass Lords will be very pleased to know we have two new Trombone Lords. We have been short a few Trombones lately. And now..." He performed a similar ceremony to Lacquer's, crossing his Trumpet and his Sword over, first Kayne's, then Vincent's, head. "Kayne and Vincent, by the powers of Truth and Musicality, I hereby name you Sirs Kayne and Vincent, the Trombone Lords!" The Brass Lord emblem glowed brightly on the backs of the new Brass Lords' right hands.

"Congratulations!" Mykal said. "Welcome to the Band!"

[Xero]

Having successfully recruited three new Brass Lords, Mykal now turned to the Falcon Troops. Raising his Trumpet to his lips, he blasted a Supersonic C, seeing no need to use Trumpet Suicide C again, at the moment. A loud sonic boom erupted from Mykal's bell, the sound waves cutting through the Falcon Troops. With their hawk ears, their enhanced hearing caused the Supersonic C to have double the effect on the Falcon Troops. The Falcon Troops screeched in pain, covering their ears and falling to the ground. Being very similar in appearance to Falco Lombardi, the Falcon Troops were fast-fallers and fell twice as fast as the others, who were still falling at 9.8m/s². Lacquer, Mykal, Jacob Throop, and the Brass Lords, being Brass Lords, simply hovered, but they felt the need to fall with the others in order to stay with them. They were capable of stopping their fall at any time.

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Phantom, once again demonstrating his agility, jumped on top of the black fire dragon's back. He pointed Strad at the dragon's head and shouted, "Fermata!" The beast suddenly stopped moving, held suspended in time, while the rest of the world continued to move around it. He jumped from the dragon's back and pointed his staff straight down at the floor. "D.C. al Coda!" The floor seemed to open up. But they didn't fall. The floor had become a window. A window into the Veral Dimension. Unfortunately, with the destruction of the Null Void, not only had the souls of the trapped been released, but so had the Veral Dimension. Now the stakes were raised: whoever fell to the other would be trapped within the Veral Dimension forever.

[Calfrun]

While they were falling, one of the Brass Lords, a Trumpet Lord, fell near Mykal. (technically, since theres of a bunch of 'em- this is just some generic guy who I wanted to use, not a major character belonging to Mykal kthxbai) "Hey," He began, "I appriciate you training me to be able to use my trumpet as a weapon, but this would be faster if I just used my sword, and they're pretty much dead anyway. Can I go have some fun?"

[Myrdraxxis]

Zais sighed in exasperation as he watched the Brass Lords fight (I dont know WHAT u r fighting all the falcon troops r already dead lol)

"Late to the fight as usual." Zais muttered. "Still, that attack WAS impressive. I wonder if..." Zais closed his eyes and concentrated. He could sense them, moving beneath the ground.

"Yes, that has stirred them up a bit. hehehe" he chuckled sinisterly. "Fools, just don't know how close you are. That screetch was enough to wake the dead" Zais chuckled at his own joke, glancing down at the ground.

"Wont be long now."