Awesome Land II: The War of Four Kings

[Duke Nukem]

Narrator threw his shotgun of awesome at the energy bolt, cancelling out the attack. The rocks collided in Tetsuo, but the result was unseen as of yet due to the surrounding cloud of smoke.

[DERRICK]

Tetsuo teleported out of the field of smoke to appear behind the narrator.
he then grabbed the narrator's head and sent volts of electricity into it, causing the narrators eyes to burn up and melt.

[Duke Nukem]

Narrator grew new, identical eyes to take the place of the old ones. He grabbed Tetsuo's hand and flipped him over. Reaching into his pocket, Narrator produced the brother of the first puppy, which he put on the back of Tetsuo's head. The puppy viciously tore at whatever it could reach in revenge for it's brother's death.

[Sartorius]

So this is it? How very anticlimactic... Veralice thought about the battle that had been fought moments ago. "Whoever defeated RIDLEY, I'll have to thank him sooner or later. I will miss my little pet, though." Veralice laughed.

"That reminds me! I meant to ask Johnny about the Artifacts." Veralice remembered. "They're probably at the docks leaving." he thought aloud. He teleported himself to the docks of Awesome Land to search for Johnny, but what he found was worse. There stood the Time Keeper, the Watsrobe family, and Zento.

"Hmph. We didn't kill you?" Veralice asked the Time Keeper mockingly. He drew Hystoger, which he hadn't used in 7 pages, and prepared to fight.

[DERRICK]

Tetsuo sent out a force field, knocking back the puppy and the narrator. Then he set the puppy on fire, just to be safe, and watched it die.
"Is that it?" remarked Tetsuo.

[Duke Nukem]

"NOPE THE PUPPY WAS A DISTRACTION SO GO AHEAD AND LOOK BEHIND YOU."

Tetsuo looked behind him to discover a 25-FOOT WAGNER ROBOT.

"HOW DARE YOU HURT A PUPPY," Wagner-bot cried. The robot slammed its giant metal arm down on Tetsuo while playing a Moleman video on its chest panel.

[DERRICK]

Tetsuo ripped the robot apart with his mind, and then made a powered suite for himself out of the remains.
"I don't need the armor," remarked Tetsuo, "but you hve to admit that it looks cool."
Tetsuo stood there, smirking at the narrator.

[Duke Nukem]

The Wagner-bot armor still retained its ill-will for the destruction of the puppies, and began to sqeeze Tetsuo. An angry Wagner voice emanated from the suit, yelling, "PUPPIES PUPPIES PUPPIES."

Narrator chuckled.

[DERRICK]

Tetsuo used anouther force field to destroy the armor. he then made a dimensional pocket and threw the armor inside. casting it away. Tetsuo then began to charge his energy.
"Narrator, you are a worthy adversary. However, if you cant defeat me in the next 3 minutes, you and the entire universe will be destroyed."
Tetsuo then began to laugh a manacle laugh.

[Duke Nukem]

Narrator ignored Tetsuo's spelling in order to produce an ever-so-familiar pair of Civil War era cannons. This time, Narrator had made sure that these cannons were loaded with their desired ammunition. The cannons fired, launching their payload of FALCON PUNCH TO THE FACE. Tetsuo was hit directly in the ENTIRITY OF HIS BEING.

[DERRICK]

And with that, Tetsuo decided to call it a day and headed to a hotel.
a motel 8 to be exact. he could tolerate roaches.

(okay everyone, if you need someone to be defeated just call Tetsuo.)

[Mizagium]

During the fight between Tetso and Narrator, the Time Keepr had stumbled away. He had regained a bit of his consciousness and was struggling for the rest.

"Ugh, what's happening to me?" His voice shifted between his and that of another, more powerful being. "Why can't I...?" His power was slipping away. His heart began to beat uncontrollably.

Time Keeper stumbled into the forest around Lake Awesome. One hand clutched his heart, and the other held his head. A demonic voice sounded in his head.

~You are foolish to resist.~

"You!" Time Keeper declared. "Stop this! Leave me!"

~You are no longer in need of your body."

"Give me back my mind!" He fell to his knees. "Why are you doing this?"

~You shouldn't have stayed so close to the Null-Void, my friend. You could have avoided this.~

"What? What are you - ?" The entity asserted his full control over the Time Keeper's mind. "AAAHHH!" He screamed in pain.

The forest was again engulfed in fire. The fire burned a deep black, deeper than the darkest night. The Time Keeper's body was being torn apart and twisted to suit its new masters needs. A blinding darkness surrounded him.

When the darkness cleared, the Time Keeper had changed form once again. This time, he was six feet tall, with perfectly toned muscles. His hair was silver and nicely trimmed. His eyes, however were still bright green. On his belt were two sheathed daggers, each one cursed. Across his back was strapped a katana named Fier' Lun, or Midnight Kill.

In a deep and commanding voice he declared to all, "I AM THRAGGLE'NARR!"

[Calfrun]

Zento was shocked. He and the Watsrobes had been on either side of the Time Keeper, and he STILL got away. He decided to go with the standard Ausum Land Navy punishment for such stupidity, which is OVER NINE THOUSAND SPIRIT REMINDERS!!!

[Mizagium]

Over the course of the end of Season 1 and all of Season 2, Narrator had left his Taco Bell franchise unattended to. Thraggle'Narr decided to exploit this.

Upon arriving at the 6th of 8 Taco Bell stores (cause of physics) he dipped into the Darkness and called forth a fairly weak Seoreh. It was vaguely humanoid except that its right and left arms were a sword and a shield, respectively. Its entire body was a deep black; its eyes were golden.

He called several more. "Gah. Rei. Kisvah." He commanded them in shadowtougne. "Go. Kill. Destroy."

The Dark Soldiers did just that. They stormed into the Taco Bell. Immediately they began killing the customers. Men, women and children were slaughtered without mercy.

Once the ground ran thick with the blood of the innocent, Thraggle'Narr called back the Dark Soldiers and summoned another form of Seoreh. They were small, insect-like. They made no noise as they zoomed through the air and landed on the corpses of Taco Bell customers.

As if with one mind, they all raised their stingers and plunged it deep into the rotting flesh. After creating a sufficient hole, the Parasites burrowed into the bodies. A few minutes passed, and then the corpses stood up

Each was now a twisted form of humanity.

[Duke Nukem]

Narrator, having lost virtually no energy in the epic creative battle with Tetsuo, made his way to the Taco Bell he already knew was being attacked. He looked at the former customers and whoever the new villain was without so much as changing his facial expression.

"How am I supposed to make money off zombies?" Narrator asked. "Jerk. Wait, maybe I can market brain-shakes or something..."

[DERRICK]

to which Tetsuo relpied: "i think that brain shakes is a great idea.
But perhaps we should clear out the zombies."
and with that Tetsuo let loose a pillar of fire upon the zombies.

[Calfrun]

Zento had just finished is Reminders and was having a hard time controlling himself. He wanted to go join the fight at Taco Bell, but he had to wait here with the Regiment.

[DERRICK]

Unfortunately these zombies were fire proof.
so Tetsuo just made them explode with his god mode-esk powers.

[Duke Nukem]

"Now who will I market my brain shakes to?" Narrator asked. "This business thing just IS NOT working out. Who knew I'd have to actually put work into it."

[Calfrun]

Zento was shocked- he felt as if part of his memory had been erased. There had been an epic battle, but it seemed now like it had never happened... and Tetsuo died? Zento was so confused, he decided to take a nap to forget about it. (that's the best way to deal with a problem )

[DERRICK]

(If you insist...)

Suddenly, a dark orange beam came and struck Tetsuo directly in the chest, mortally wounding him. As his last words he said "Bad grammar....My one weakness..." before collapsing upon the ground and fading from existence.

lulz taht fool diez cuzomy greamer. thought Shtoople, the source of the horrible beam of destruction responsible for Tetsuo's death.

nice one mods

[Mizagium]

...Thraggle'Narr left because of this failure.

[Sartorius]

"Well..." Veralice said, staring off into the distance as he sat upon the ground. "My first goal is complete. Defeating the Time Keeper and restoring some sense of balance to Awesome Land. Now there is the small task of restoring myself to emperor status..." Veralice hesitated for a second, unsure if that was his true desire.

"Do I really want to become emperor? Obviously I wasn't a very good one to be overthrown by my people so easily...Walter is probably a much better ruler than I am...My lust for political power has abated, it seems." Veralice said to himself, rising from the ground and brushing off his cloak. Hystoger began to turn a gray as if it were fading away. Veralice noticed this and thought to himself. "You." was all he said as he traveled to the secret shrine where Hystoger should be held.

"I'll rid myself of this blade. The path I choose no longer requires swordplay...Only magic, intellect, and cunning." Veralice said. "As my last bit of gratitude to you, Hystoger, I shall use you to carve a more useful weapon." With a branch that had been magically reinforced with dark energy from the temple, Veralice created a beautiful wooden staff. "Now I must get some metal to make it more useful...This should do it." Veralice laughed, taking a metal plate from below a pedestal. He superheated it and combined it with the wood, creating a large golden scepter about 4 feet in height with a "V" at the top. In the middle of the V was a small circular socket for an unknown reason.

"Now...To ensure that It will be effective in melee combat...As a last resort, of course." Veralice muttered to himself. He took another golden plate and branch and fused them together into a spear like object with a golden tip. He placed the spear into the scepter with a little magic and added a small groove the center of the staff. By touching the staff's center, the spear shot out of the staff's circular socket, stopping just enough to get the entire weapon to 6 feet.

"Perfect...Now, to get rid of you, Hystoger." Veralice said. He plunged the blade into the pedestal, causing the temple to shake violently. "Standard self destruct sequence...Better teleport." he laughed, warping out of the room and to a nearby Taco Bell.

"Now, as I am no longer Emperor I shall find a new title..." Veralice said, pondering over potential titles. "The Dark Sorcerer Leon...Yes. The initials are DSL. I love it!" he exclaimed with happiness. "Veralice, the name I went by as a corrupt tyrant, is no more. I now declare myself Leon, and my weapon shall be Telumbra, the Staff of Shadows!" Leon yelled.

His staff glowed slightly as his costume underwent a dramatic change. His entire outfit turned crimson and he donned a magical cape with 7 black flames arranged in a circle on the back. In the center of the circles was a picture of Telumbra. His hood, which he had worn the entire 57 pages of Awesome Land, removed itself to reveal his red eyes, pale face, and medium length black hair that had been hiding beneath his cloak. The front of his robe disappeared to reveal light plate armor adorned with the same insignia of his cape.

"Now to find something to do." Leon laughed, changing Telumbra back into staff form.

[Duke Nukem]

Turing away from the imminent battle, Narrator greeted Leon.

"Hello, would you like some delicious Latin cuisine this fine day?"

[Mass]

Mass found a young man that was willing to help him. Influencing the man in to the temple and having him remove one of the crystals allowing hm inside.
Projecting his thoughts into the man, named Vincent, told him to arrange the four colored crystals correctly. The order went red, black, gold, and white. Now all he had to do was wait for the correct position of the sun.