Awesome Land II: The War of Four Kings

[Calfrun]

Zento jumped to the other side of the wall, but higher. He effectively wall-jumped his way back up. He then attempted to down-arieal the Time Keeper.

[Mizagium]

Time Keeper raised his staff and a protective barrier formed around him, sheilding him from Zento's down-ariel.

[Calfrun]

Zento bounced off the barrier and landed a few feet away. He got ready, waiting to see what the Time Keeper would do next. He was wondering where everyone else was, but it didn't matter, he wanted to fight this battle on his own.

[Mizagium]

Time keeper extended his hand. Zento was lifted into the air. He felt like a force was choking him.

[Calfrun]

Now Zento would accept help. He tried to think of any way to get out of this.

[Mass]

Mass effectively ran the ship into the docks on the shores of really cool.
"I need to work on my braking skillz." He left the ship heading North-East. If the knowledge I harvested s correct the the Temple is a good distance North-East of the palace. Sending his entire being racing, passing through buildings and people as he went.

[Calfrun]

Zento wouldn't last much longer. Unfortunatly, his Mountain Dew packets and the other kind of packet didn't do anything for him here.

[Xero]

Cha Cha, still thinking about Sarah, was too distracted to help his comrade. Fortunately for Zento, Xero and Phantom were not. They sprung into action, pulling out their weapons, Xero taking out a blaster he had taken from one of the clones he had killed (lolz we completely forgot about Motevator666 because TJ hasn't been posting), and Phantom brandished Strad in front of him. They charged at Time Keeper, hacking and blasting wildly. Xero then pulled out a Sword. No ordinary sword. This Sword was the secret weapon of the Phantom Regiment, passed down to him by his father. Its name was Marcato the Blade of Brass Wind. (I'm assuming Johnny and Sarah took the Artifacts of Wisdom with them to Really Cool, even though nobody ever specified that.) They closed in on Time Keeper, pushing him back to the shoreline, allowing Zento to regain his strength.

[Calfrun]

(omfg tyvm)

Zento decided this had gone on long enough. He pulled out a Mountain Dew packet and emptied its contents into his mouth. He and his sword began to glow, and he appeared behind the Time Keeper, on the oposite side of Xero and Phantom. He sliced at the Time Keeper. (and i guess thats it for tonight until Tyler gets back)

[Mass]

(lolz sorry Mykal its just they don't understand how much win can be contained in one body and are struck speechless.)

Finally arriving at the Temple of Afrazodis Mass could not contain his excitement. Though he did not have his physical vessel to arrange the crystals, crystals that contained the Wise Architect's collected knowledge, into the correct order. The crystals, when arranged in the correct order, would allow him to use them to make a physical body and to restore himself to his true form. He could not wait another moment, but he must so he could enlist the help of a citizen to arrange the 4 crystals.

[Duke Nukem]

Narrator finished doing other stuff and noticed what was going on.

"ALL-RIGHTY THEN," Narrator yelled. "I WAS DOING STUFF BUT NOW I'M NOT BUT NOW I'M NOT. EPIC TIME COMMENCE."

[DERRICK]

"bring it," replied Tetsuo.

[Duke Nukem]

Narrator was all like, "Captain Clever, go do stuff."

He then turned to Tetsuo and declared, "Piece of cake."

Narrator burst forth in his epic Duke Nukem outfit with a shotgun in hand.

[DERRICK]

Tetsuo unleashed a blast of electricity. He then followed it up with a small force field being jettisoned into the narrators face.
"nice outfit," said Tetsuo.

[Duke Nukem]

Narrator blocked all that snazzy whatnot with his massive pecs. He then proceeded to fire his shotgun, which was conveniently loaded with sand, glass, and pointy shards of metal.

"Suck on that what's-your-face."

[DERRICK]

Tetsuo used his mind powers to stop the shards of various materials in mid air. and then sent them back at the narrator twice as fast.
"Your gonna need more than that if you are going to defeat me!" exclaimed Tetsuo

[Duke Nukem]

"Looks like we're in for an epic fight to end all fights. MAY THE MOST CREATIVELY DESTRUCTIVE MIND WIN."

Narrator punched the ground, causing the very earth beneath his feet to rise up to protect him. He then reached into his infinite pockets and brought out a puppy. Nobody can resist a puppy. Narrator gave this puppy his shotgun and sent it at Tetsuo.

"ATTACK, MY HOUND."

[DERRICK]

Tetsuo used his psionic ability to rip the puppy apart from the inside.
"Sorry, I'm a cat person."

[Duke Nukem]

"Well, now that I know that you're willing to sodomize a puppy, it's GO TIME."

Narrator kicked Tetsuo in the back of the head, EVEN THOUGH HE WAS STILL BEHIND HIS WALL OF EARTH. PHSYICS JUST GOT BITCH SLAPPED.

[DERRICK]

Tetsuo used a force field to move all of the earth away from him.
"Hey that was a cheap shot! But then again , so is this!" said
Tetsuo as he sent a 5-ton boulder crashing down upon the narrator's head.

[Xero]

Seeing the puppy get ripped to shreds, Cha Cha looked up briefly from his thoughts of Sarah to say, "That's just cruel!" Then he withdrew back into his mind.

[Xero]

Perverted Fat Guy appeared out of nowhere and ran around, on fire again, screaming, "TETSUO IS CRUEL!! TETSUO IS CRUEL!! HE SET ME ON FIRE AGAIN WITH HIS STUPID ELECTRICITIFYINGNESS!!!!"

[DERRICK]

Tetsuo replied to PFG with setting him on fire, while laughing uncontrollably.

[Duke Nukem]

Narrator didn't budge as the boulder shattered. The bits of rock remained in the air. Narrator chuckled as these rocks rushed at Tetsuo.

He then gagged at the thought of a love story in Awesome Land.

[DERRICK]

Tetsuo used this opportunity to send an arch of pure psionic energy at the narrator.