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Post by Sartorius on Jul 9, 2008 14:48:00 GMT -5
"Sure thing." said the blender, moving forward. This time he revealed not a computer chip, but a tunnel. "This tunnel will lead you to Martha. Be careful, though. It could be very dangerous."
"Thanks, Mr. Blender. When I save Georgia I'll come back for you one day!" said Bob as he went through the dark tunnel to find Martha Stewart.
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End of Chapter 4
Woo, Bob finally will find Martha Stewart and save Georgia in an hour. I hope my readers are enjoying the story so far. Now it's time for a little segment I call Fun Facts, where you learn about the story's characters:
1. Bob is actually based on the real life Bob Bobby Bobberson, who saved the land of Hyrule from Giga Bowser.
2. Bunnies grow on trees. So do blenders.
3. Martha Stewart's power level is greater than -1.
5. The number 4 is cursed so I'm skipping it.
I hope you enjoyed those wonderful facts. All true, you know. Anyway, as always I must say:
Love it? Hate it? Both? Post your questions, comments and concerns and I'll answer them ASAP.
Until next chapter, this is King Zant signing off.
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Post by Xero on Jul 9, 2008 15:34:52 GMT -5
lol Awesome! How many chapters left?
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Post by Sartorius on Jul 9, 2008 15:36:53 GMT -5
Who knows? Perhaps 5? Maybe 42? You'll just have to wait until I find out myself.  |
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Post by Xero on Jul 9, 2008 17:14:37 GMT -5
lol Never-ending series.
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Post by Justice Bringer on Jul 9, 2008 18:23:39 GMT -5
the best stories are the neverending kind
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Post by Alexander on Jul 9, 2008 22:32:09 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Ark approves of this amazing story!
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Post by Justice Bringer on Jul 12, 2008 6:29:15 GMT -5
Overlord needs more stories
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Post by Sartorius on Jul 14, 2008 1:37:29 GMT -5
Chapter 5: Super Special Awesome Giant Robot Bunnies Go!??!??
Hahahahaha! King Zant has returned to bring you the latest installment in The Legend of Bob. However, I would like to ask you all a favor first. You see, I have developed a complex ritual that allows me to gain god-like powers, but it requires I have the 3 consoles of the current generation. I almost succeeded a few years back, but I didn't get a PS2 in time. I won't let it happen again! So, if you would be kind enough to click my signature and sign up to help me get a PS3, I promise to bestow some of my power upon you. .Anyway, without further ado, let's begin
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Bob left the blender with a broken heart but tried not to let it get to him. He knew in his heart he would rescue the blender one day, but first he must contact Martha Stewart to save Georgia from destruction.
"OMG this tunnel is kind of cramped." said Bob, proficient in his use of acronyms. "But I can sense I'm close. Probably just a few more steps."
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Post by Sartorius on Jul 14, 2008 1:42:41 GMT -5
Meanwhile in the Bunny's Lair...
The magical blender, who decided to name himself Mr. Blender in honor of the name Bob had called him, was playing Dragon Ball Z Solitaire on his internal computer. He did this for he was alone...Right?
"Oh, come on! Where is that accursed Vegeta card when you need him? He can go Super Saiyan but can't show up in a card game?" complained Mr. Blender in his monotonous voice.
As Mr. Blender continued to mutter to himself, the evil bunny, who was on the other side of the cage as always, began to stir.
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Post by Sartorius on Jul 14, 2008 1:47:25 GMT -5
"...Fool..." said the bunny as he awakened from his long nap.
"W-W-What? Y-You're supposed to be asleep for at least 12 hours!." said a frightened Mr. Blender, who was unable to move due to the sheer intimidation of the evil bunny.
"How...How dare you defy your master? When...When you were just a small computer chip orphaned on the street...Who took you in and raised you into the fine specimen of a blender you are today?" asked the bunny, slowly regaining consciousness.
"Y-You've done nothing but torture and oppress me for the past few years and I've had it!" yelled Mr. Blender, trying to sound brave.
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Post by Sartorius on Jul 14, 2008 1:57:50 GMT -5
"Fool..." the bunny said again. "Ha ha ha. It matters not. I am the great King Faldor, overlord of all bunnies, hares, and rabbits, and as such I will not tolerate such disobedience." replied the evil bunny, finally revealing his name. He began moving closer to Mr. Blender.
"S-Stay back!" said Mr. Blender, trying to move though he was rooted to the ground by some weird bunny magic.
"You've betrayed me, so I should kill you right here and now, shouldn't I? Oh, but I don't think you would like that, would you?" asked King Faldor, summoning an energy ball the size of an overgrown Snorlax.
"N-NO! Anything but that!" said Mr. Blender, quivering from fear.
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Post by Sartorius on Jul 14, 2008 2:01:54 GMT -5
"Anything, you say?" asked Faldor. "In that case, help me take down that Bob person. No one ever messes with the great Faldor and gets away with it alive.
Mr. Blender knew that Bob was one of his greatest friends and that he could never help kill him. But if he said that to Faldor then there is no question that he would be destroyed immediately. He tried to phrase what he was thinking into a non deadly answer and said "Well...Um...You're powerful enough to kill him on your own, King Faldor."
"How very true. I'm glad you realize that. Unfortunately, my body has been rendered virtually useless by those sleeping pills and I can do little more than walk and summon massive energy blasts. Therefore I know the perfect use for you." said Faldor, causing the ball of energy to dissipate.
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Post by Sartorius on Jul 14, 2008 2:05:50 GMT -5
"No...You can't be thinking..." said Mr. Blender, hoping the Faldor's plan was not what he thought it was.
"Oh, but I am. You're quite the smart blender. I obviously raised you well. Now release the Carot Medallion!" yelled Faldor, walking over to Mr. Blender.
"The Carot Medallion...That cursed item which would allow its wearer to merge with his perfect match. How do you know that we would be compatible with the medallion?" asked Mr. Blender, stalling as much as possible.
"Like I said before...I've raised you well." laughed Faldor, who had devised this plan ages ago.
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Post by Sartorius on Jul 14, 2008 2:11:30 GMT -5
"You mean...All this time...Your plan was to take over my body?" said the disheartened Mr. Blender, who couldn't believe what he had heard.
"Such a smart blender you are. Now, if you won't give me the medallion..." said Faldor, who summoned another energy ball, this time in the form of a giant hand. The hand plunged itself into the blender and retrieved a glowing orange medallion with a black string attached to it. Faldor used the hand to place the medallion around his neck.
"Now, for the magical incantation: I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST! LIKE NO ONE EVER WAAAAAS! TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST! TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE!" yelled Faldor. The medallion changed from orange to black as the bunny overlord and magical blender's bodies merged into one.
"Hahahaha...Now...I shall destroy....everything." said the new being, whose power was incomprehensible.
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Post by Sartorius on Jul 14, 2008 2:16:51 GMT -5
Back on Bob's side of the cave...
"I am so close to Martha's room. I'll be able to finally save Georgia. Looks like I don' t have much time left either." said Bob, who could hear the moon coming closer to Georgia, even though he was in New Zealand. "Hmm...Something isn't right here." Bob said as he stopped crawling through the tunnel. "Oh, another pit! I know Martha is down there...But I can't fall through." said Bob as he looked below, seeing a sign that read Martha.
BAM!
Bob had just been kicked straight into the air, hitting a light switch. It became clear to him that he was now in another giant arena and that the floor was made of glass, which is how he could see below.
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Post by Sartorius on Jul 14, 2008 2:22:17 GMT -5
Bob landed on the ground with a loud crash and stared up in horror. A giant robotic bunny was looking right at him. It had razor sharp silver ears, arms and legs three times the size of Bob, and a torso that bore the insignia of the Carot Medallion. The monstrosity wielded a giant carrot shaped lance.
"If that's what happens when you eat your vegetables I need to go stock up on carrots." said Bob, missing the point completely.
"Fool...You shall now pay for your insolence. I am the great Mecha Faldor, the ultimate overlord of all robots and rabbits." said Mecha Faldor, pointing his lance right towards Bob's face.
"I hate these interruptions. I'm never gonna save Georgia at this rate..." said Bob, getting to his feet.
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Post by Sartorius on Jul 14, 2008 2:28:55 GMT -5
"Georgia will not matter anymore! I will go out of my way to destroy all of humanity! Time after time you have kidnapped my race, forcing them to become your pets! You even killed us and stole our lucky feet. Well no more! All of the human race shall die, starting with you, Bob!" yelled Mecha Faldor in a deep, angry voice, much like that of your grandfather when you stole his fishing equipment.
Bob checked his watch and realized that Georgia was due to be destroyed in less than 50 minutes. "Darn it! I guess there's no point in trying to reason with you then?" asked Bob.
"Nope." said Mecha Faldor calmly.
"Well then, bring it on!" yelled Bob charging at the hideous robot with his sword.
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End of Chapter 5
This chapter's epicness wasn't fully displayed, but rest assured that it will continue in chapter 6. As I did earlier, I ask you to click my signature and sign up. You'll be glad you did. Also, if you have a request for a certain random character to be in the story, post or send me a message and I'll see what I can do.
As I am forced to say by the FCC:
Love it? Hate it? Both? Post your questions, comments, and concerns and I'll address them ASAP.
Until next chapter,
King Zant
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Post by Xero on Jul 14, 2008 15:21:07 GMT -5
OH NOEZ!! WUT WILL HAPN 2 BAWB?
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Post by Anthony G on Jul 14, 2008 15:32:19 GMT -5
SPOILER ALERT: THEY MADE A BOB RINGTONE WITH BOB'S REMAINS
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Post by Justice Bringer on Jul 15, 2008 7:33:15 GMT -5
SPOILER ALERT: THEY MADE A BOB RINGTONE WITH BOB'S REMAINS that is a lie oh and austin, i loved it! BOB FTW!!! |
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Post by Alexander on Jul 16, 2008 14:50:58 GMT -5
SPOILER ALERT: THEY MADE A BOB RINGTONE WITH BOB'S REMAINS i wish to acquire this bob ringtone without killing my computer with SUPER VIRUSES!!!!!!! |
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Post by Justice Bringer on Jul 16, 2008 20:14:37 GMT -5
the is no viruses but if you were to download the Bob ringtone your computer would just crash from the sheer awesomeness
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Post by Alexander on Jul 16, 2008 20:20:14 GMT -5
either way it's still not worth it.
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Post by wolvy on Jul 20, 2008 13:31:06 GMT -5
I never go past Smash 64 on this forum, so I never read this story until now. Wow, Austin, wow. I congratulate your superb imagination and the story from which it has hatched. Keep this up to the very end, for I have to know who will win? The hero for which this story is named or the terrible robotic lagomorphic* fiend!
*A bunny/rabbit is a lagomorph, not a rodent.
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Post by Anthony G on Jul 20, 2008 13:56:33 GMT -5
I think only Adamczyk and Michael can match Austin's imagination.
I still have to read these stories D:
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