Post by Anthony G on Jan 17, 2009 11:53:39 GMT -5
It helps to listen to the actual song: video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3690614231525770767&ei=bwxySZDrNonWqQKok4GyBQ&q=fresh%20prince%20of%20bel%20air%20site:google.com&hl=en
I made the whole song by myself
Now this is a story all about how my crap got flipped turned upside down, and I'd like to take a minute to just shi* right here, I'll tell ya how my fart became the undisputed poop of my peers
In poop-filled diapers, born and raised
On the toilet is where I spent most of my days
Pooping out, farting, crapping out stool
And all pooping some feces bigger than a mule,
When a couple of cramps that were up to no good,
Started makin diarrhea when it ain't should.
I pooped one small terd and my mom got scared,
and said you're poopin with the plunger until I don' care.
I missiled out a thick one, and when I saw it near, my memory told me LAX and had realized it was my meal.
If anything I could say that steak was rare,
But I thought now forget it, get off the chair.
I sat down on a toilet around seven or eight
And said to my farts, YO BOMBS SMELL YA LATER
I pooped at McDonalds, I was finally done
To shi* on my throne as it came out of my bum
I made the whole song by myself
Now this is a story all about how my crap got flipped turned upside down, and I'd like to take a minute to just shi* right here, I'll tell ya how my fart became the undisputed poop of my peers
In poop-filled diapers, born and raised
On the toilet is where I spent most of my days
Pooping out, farting, crapping out stool
And all pooping some feces bigger than a mule,
When a couple of cramps that were up to no good,
Started makin diarrhea when it ain't should.
I pooped one small terd and my mom got scared,
and said you're poopin with the plunger until I don' care.
I missiled out a thick one, and when I saw it near, my memory told me LAX and had realized it was my meal.
If anything I could say that steak was rare,
But I thought now forget it, get off the chair.
I sat down on a toilet around seven or eight
And said to my farts, YO BOMBS SMELL YA LATER
I pooped at McDonalds, I was finally done
To shi* on my throne as it came out of my bum
