Halo 3 strategies and gameplay

[baconmasterpie]

lets talk about halo 3 lol

[DERRICK]

when you are being chased down a tunnel or hall way, throw a grenade at your feet. If you do it right, your opponent wont see it until its too late.

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[Mizagium]

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[baconmasterpie]

or you can shotgun or mauler them to the face, ifyour sniping it would help for close range if you use a covenant sniper because no scopes are no problem if u use it the only drawback is you can fire off 3 shots before overload but if you use the human sniper you have to reload but getting scope headshots is easy

[Alexander]

i hate sniping. i just can't do it. i'm usually the guy that has the shotgun because it's way better than the sword in my opinion. i've killed so many people who lunged at me with the shotgun. and i prefer using the covenant carbine because i find it easier to kill people with it than the BR. the carbine is the closest thing to a sniper that i will use.

[Baconmasterpieguest]

lol im retarded when i logged in at school i made my account log in forever just thinking that when i went to the website i would be auto loggedin and now at home i cant access the site lol
and do you have xbox live

[Myrdraxxis]

I think I have LIVE still....... I prefer either burning people down with duel plasma rifles or getting up close and personal with the sword. It works pretty well if they dont see u have the sword until it is too late

[Alexander]

well i did have Xbox Live on my Xbox a while ago, but my Xbox is in storage in California. and i do not have a 360 yet, but i have played halo 3 online before.

[jAke sMiTh is [Br]eaking [Ba]d]

halo 3 is the shiz! i love rocket racing! lolz blowing people up on one of them little ATV lookin things! its so fun on that desert map cause u can ramp of the hills and get so much air theres no way u wouldn't die if t wernt a game just from teh fall! and beacuse u can only die from being hit in the back u can launch a rocket at ur back and launch ur self forward off a cliff for even more air!!!lolz i command that u all try this now!!

[Alexander]

read my post before this one and you shall know why i can't try your amazing idea. don't get me wrong, i want to try it. it sounds like fun!

I have a question for the Halo players: What character model do you use? I use the Covenant Elite because people say how it's easy to head-shot them and then I beat them and they cry!

[Justice Bringer]

i use spartan

less mass less chance of getting hit

[Sartorius]

Ultimate Halo Strategy:

1) Find a plasma rifle
2) Shoot your computer/Xbox/360
3) Stop playing Halo forever
4) Do something else with your new found free time

[Mizagium]

Yeah, like Awesome Land!

[baconmasterpieguest]

my xbox live gamertag is dakota540 no caps or spaces send me a message and we can play sometime note:send me a MESSAGE my list is full and most of the people here talking about halo 3 are complete nubbers

[baconmasterpieguest]

btw its easier to get headshots of of covenants and mass has nothing to do with a higher hit percentage what your thinking of is surface area and most people aim for the head which is about the same size depending which helmet you use if you use the security helmet like i do(look at my avatar at top of post) it makes it somewhat smaller people pick the covenants because you cant shot their head from behind as easy as a spartan but if your staring right at an elite you can rape their rface off with a sniper

[DERRICK]

Halo

The original Halo (more like Gaylo...amirite?) was known for being the only good Xbox game that wasn't available on Playstation 2 or the GameCube.

It received extremely good reviews from every major publication thanks to its fantabulous level design that repeated the same d**n gray corridor every 30 feet. And as if the repetition wasn't bad enough, halfway through the game, you get to play though each level BACKWARDS!

The original story involved the Master Chief, a 26th century Spartan, killing a bunch of aliens and stopping a giant ring in outer space from fucking up everyone's shit, thus saving world/universe/day/whatever.

Unfortunately, the game sold a fuckload and singlehandedly saved the Xbox from going the way of the Dreamcast.
[edit] Halo 2
Goatse?
Goatse?

Like any somewhat decent game that makes a lot of money, the designers had to fuck it up beyond all recognition. They took every redeeming quality of the original, and raped it like Pedobear in a roomful of loli after being starved of CP for 3 weeks. The graphics were glitchy, the physics were inconsistent, the weapons were shit, well...yeah, and the levels were...well they stayed at about the same level of shittiness. Ironically, the game sold even moar than the first, and millions of fucktards blindly embraced it as a gift from God.

The story was also borderline retarded and riddled with plot holes. Like how the Covenant somehow find Earth, and (conveniently) a brand new Halo ring. Or like how they just randomly throw in the Venus Fly Trap from the Little Shop of Horrors halfway into the game.

Halo 2 also introduced a new playable character - The Arbiter, a Covenant Elite warrior shunned by his people and blah blah blah, nobody really cares.

We also get introduced to Miranda Keyes, who's the daughter of that captain dude from the first game, the High Prophets: Truth, Mercy & Regret (who look suspiciously like turkeys), the aforementioned venus fly trap Gravemind, and the Brutes, led by their Chieftain, Tartarus, who looks like is a big-ass bondage loving Furry from Hell.

Halo 2 was the first game that you could play over the internets, via Xbox Live. Of course the funny thing about having a design team of over 9000 CSIII graduates, is that not everyone knows what everyone else is doing. This leads to a lot of interesting problems that basement dwellers (or in some cases, trolls) can find and exploit, like people being able to lunge at someone with the sword from a mile away, being able to drop through the ground, being able to bounce 2,000 feet into the air, and being able to lag everyone into next week, while you go around and rape the other team. As such, at least 100 patches have been released trying to fix the broken and obviously retarded multiplayer. Though even without the glitches, any normal human can only take the unbalanced weaponry, the high-pitched screams of prepubescent boys, and sheer lack of entertainment, only for so long.
The pope says:

"Halo 2 sucks alien balls."

[edit] Halo PC

A shitty port of Halo to the PC. Despite the dated graphics, you needed a high-end PC to run it decently. The only reason you would want to play Halo PC is for the single-player campaign, as the multiplayer is fucking shitty. No votekick, no voice chat (well, in Halo's case that might be a good thing), laggy online play (you have to aim five feet ahead of an enemy to register a hit), and a community of fucktards (lol n00b pwned xD). Not only that, but 99% of all the fucking servers are fucking rockets on Blood Gulch or Battle Creek.

Halo PC is worshiped by the members of The Maw, a forum on Bungie.net. These people actually believe that their FPS for kids is better than the real PC FPSes like Doom or Quake. Any attempt to say otherwise will be met with witty responses such as "dumbass" or "stupid -blam!- n00b". What's funnier is that they think Bungie gives a shit about them.
[edit] Halo 2 Vista

A shitty port of Halo 2 to the PC. It was exactly the same as Halo 2 for the Xbox, except it has better graphics and a map editor. And to get the ability to play a 3 year old Xbox game, all you have to do is downgrade to Vista. Anyone who is stupid enough to buy this should become an hero.

Halo 2 Vista was also the first game in Microsoft's attempt to consolize PC gaming, "Games For Windows". Apparently MS thinks it's a great idea to charge PC gamers for online play, even though most PC games have always had free online play.
[edit] Halo 3

And just in case you managed to avoid that spoiler, Johnson dies. But black people always die in movies and videogames, amirite? And that one white commander woman dies, too, because it's a well-known fact that women suck at videogames.

Even though Halo 2 was more popular than Jesus, the designers admitted that it was a broken pile of fail and AIDS. While Halo 3 is still made of fail, it is still better than that rancid collection of squirrel dung, Halo 2 (if only slightly).

Bungie isn't exactly one for innovation, as the game still has the same boring controls as it did in 2001.

Graphics-wise, it looks a lot like Halo 2, except with higher-res textures, and big fat layer of lens flare thrown over everything.

But by the final installment of the trilogy, you would think the story couldn't possibly get any more butchered...right?...WRONG!! There are so many plot holes and random shit happening that you'll most likely be forced to throw the whole thing out the window. For example: How did Gravemind find Earth? Why did MC just randomly jump off Truth's ship entering Earth...was it just for the lulz? How did High Charity manage to find the Ark's SECRET location?

But hey, nobody cares about the story anymore, it's all about teh awesomez flawless online multiplayer, amirite?! Once again, WRONG!!

The Xbox Live multiplayer is exactly the same pile of horse manure as Halo 2's online, with the sole exception of a half-assed map editor with which you can't even edit the terrain or add all the objects. The maps and games all suck baboon balls and once you go in to a game...you cant leave. So much like a visit from Pedobear, no matter how much you kick and scream..its gonna happen, and there's no exit.

Another totally awesome addition to the third installation of the Halo series is the ability to take screenshots. This is about the only new thing Bungie has to offer. Motherfucking screenshots. You can only imagine what kind of people actually utilize this feature.

There's a bunch of new weapons, not that it matters much, because everything is nerfed in the name of "Balance", and just like the first game, the first team to get the Sniper Rifle and the Rocket Launcher wins.

Controversy sparked over an incident regarding the resolution Halo 3 outputs onto HD Televisions. Microsoft and Bungie boldly claimed "true" HD at 720p, despite many outcries to the contrary from all 4 Halo players who actually know what resolution is. After Pixel-counters displayed irrefutable evidence that Halo 3 did not run 720p, and in fact, only outputted 640p, Bungie finally responded, claiming that Halo 3 makes two HDR rendering passes and technically displays 1280p. In other words, Bungie decided that a far superior alternative to picture clarity is HOLY SHIT BLOOM.
[edit] Halo Wars

Nobody fucking cares. Holy shit Gaylo Wars is Command And Conquer with aliens!!!! Command and Conquer has aliens.

[Myrdraxxis]

ummm wow.....I mostly played Halo to shoot the marines

(And Halo CE kicks ass)

[Alexander]

wow derrick. just wow. you are just like every other die-hard sony/nintendo fanboy. you only look at the bad side of any microsoft game. if you actually had free thought and saw through you're microsoft prejudice you would actually see that halo isn't that bad of a game. halo was the first video game that i really got into and tried to become pro at it. yeah there was some little thing wrong with something here or there but i played through it and had fun.

[Justice Bringer]

Derrek have you ever even played the halo games? the story is great there are no "plot holes" the one example you stated is wrong too. because the covenant find a map to earth in the first halo, but they don't know it is earth "they think it is the ark(which it is, but you don't know that till the last game) also, halo 2 wasn't perfect it had its glitches. but then again what game doesn't? let me remind you of melee.

halo 3, more of these said plot holes. the gravemind finds earth because he brain F*cks cortana

also you say that its unbalanced because who ever gets the sniper or rockets win, wrong again sniper and rockets would appear to be the best, but they are not. the best weapon is also the most common one, the battle rifle. the thing is you have to actually have a little bit of skill with the game

i have no doubt that i could rip apart everything you said word for word but I'm tired, and as soon as a post this I'm going to sleep

and its not that i like halo as much as i dislike people that say bad things about somthing to others without any experience with the thing. its almost as bad as voting without knowing both candidates

[baconmasterpie]

dude wow, if you sat down and just listened to what the people in the game were saying instead of just blasting through and skipping cinematic sequences you could learn this shit

[baconmasterpie]

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[baconmasterpie]

this is boring

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[theboss]

halo 3 recon! buy it. pay it. live it.