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Post by Sartorius on Nov 1, 2008 14:48:12 GMT -5
Backstory: Long ago there was a giant monster that existed in every place and every time at once. To beat it some king split it in half; The smart half roamed the world and the powerful half was sealed into a little girl (LOL Naruto). The only way to break the seal was to maker her cry. So the smart half, Mephiles, goes on a wild adventure to kill Sonic and make her cry. Plan after plan fail, so he does the smart thing, goes up to him, and pwns him. Remember, not even Sonic can survive a beam to the chest. That brings me to my next point: Both Sonic and Goku are first killed by a beam through their heart. Watch the full video to see another striking similarity.
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Post by Mizagium on Nov 1, 2008 14:57:42 GMT -5
Its true this does prove it, but we already knew that. Sonic is SO Goku its not even funny. Everyone else is powerful, but in order to do anything they need Sonic to do it for them.
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Post by Mizagium on Nov 1, 2008 14:59:47 GMT -5
Robotnik has the best 'stache ever.
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Post by Anthony G on Nov 1, 2008 15:46:57 GMT -5
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Post by Duke Nukem on Nov 1, 2008 15:55:20 GMT -5
THE FUCK WAS THAT? WHAT THE HELL DO THE SONIC GAMES THINK THEY'RE DOING, RIPPING OFF EVERY JAPANESE THEME AND IDEA EVER MADE? I AM SEVERELY DISSAPOINTED.
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Post by Mizagium on Nov 1, 2008 16:02:03 GMT -5
I voted for Olimar for kicks, but Sonic is such a DBZ character. Thats why SMBZ is amazing.
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Post by DERRICK on Nov 3, 2008 0:39:49 GMT -5
from encyclopedia dramatica: Sonic the Hedgehog is the flamboyant mascot of the Sega Corporation and a more XTREME ripoff of Mickey Mouse. He is also a form of mind control made by the Sega Corporation in an attempt to turn kids into furries. He can also run hella fucking fast. A noted pioneer of the furry subculture, Sonic is the preferred fap material for DevianTART fags. Born in 1991, Sonic was a lovable game character in Sega's kick-ass 2D side scrollers, all of which were like "OH MY GOD I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING RUNNER OF THE NORTH STAR!" With the debut of the Sega Dreamcast and an all new INNOVATIVE 3D game engine, Sonic followed his rainbow and did a U-turn straight into fail town. It is at this point that the Sonic games went from being Sonic and his buddy Tails fighting the forces of Robotnik to ORIGINAL CHARACTER DON'T STEAL everywhere. Suddenly, the series had PINK LOVE INTEREST HEDGEHOG WITH GIANT MALLET BAKA BAKA and GOTH TITS and I AM BLACK PUMPKIN HILL NIGGA and GWOGGIE and FIND DA COMPUTER ROOM and EMO SONIC BUT NOT SONIC BLACK REPAINT and OMG IBLIS TRIGGER appearing out of fucking nowhere. Because what's better than racing at super fast speeds, ricocheting off spring-a-ma-jigs, HOLY SHIT RUNNING UPSIDE DOWN, and head butting robots? Give up?! It's a horde of unlikable characters jismed all over your face. It should also be noted that Sonic is the preferred subject of all the horrible fanfiction-writers and even more disgustingly horrible "fan-made characters", 90% of which are hedgehogs. Assured, you don't see any Mario fans doing that shit.
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Post by BBQ on Nov 3, 2008 10:33:34 GMT -5
That made me lol.
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Post by Sartorius on Nov 3, 2008 18:02:29 GMT -5
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Post by Mizagium on Nov 3, 2008 19:09:09 GMT -5
I liked Sonic Adventure 2. It was one of my favorite games.
Shadow is a fucking badass. end of story. goodbye. stfu.
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Post by Duke Nukem on Nov 3, 2008 23:43:48 GMT -5
I refuse to play Sonic games.
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Post by Mizagium on Nov 4, 2008 9:39:01 GMT -5
I refuse to play Sonic games. then go kill yuorself. /sarcasm/serious/sarcasm
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Post by Anthony G on Nov 15, 2008 20:20:58 GMT -5
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Post by Mizagium on Nov 17, 2008 20:12:15 GMT -5
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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