Awesome Land 3: Trial of the Wind Sage

[Mizagium]

Choosing to ignore distances, I placed Sarah and Cassandra well ahead in their journey then they should be. Also in a place they were unaware of.

Sarah and Cassandra left the O Rly Mountians and set foot on the Ya Rly Peninsula. "Why did we come here?" Cassandra asked.

"We're looking for a scroll of science." Sarah told her.

"Yeah, but why HERE? I've never even heard of this place."

"Don't argue with the author." Sarah warned.

Not impressed with Cassandra I decided to make her a man for a few minutes. After she stopped wining, I changed her back.

[Duke Nukem]

Dolf Holhagen looked at the fire about him for a minute, than raped and pillaged it into nonexistence like a true viking.

[DERRICK]

Nov 6, 2008 18:49:40 GMT -5 Mizagium said:

Choosing to ignore distances, I placed Sarah and Cassandra well ahead in their journey then they should be. Also in a place they were unaware of.

Sarah and Cassandra left the O Rly Mountians and set foot on the Ya Rly Peninsula. "Why did we come here?" Cassandra asked.

"We're looking for a scroll of science." Sarah told her.

"Yeah, but why HERE? I've never even heard of this place."

"Don't argue with the author." Sarah warned.

Not impressed with Cassandra I decided to make her a man for a few minutes. After she stopped wining, I changed her back.

oh gawd!!!
Narrator's long lost brother?

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NEXT TIME ON AWESOME LAND Z!!!!
THE NARRATOR FIGHTS THE AUTHOR!!!!!!!!!!

[Mizagium]

Whatever. Yes, I am THE AUTHOR!! Actually, any one who posts is the current THE AUTHOR!

anyways...

Bill Nye's Flying Castle reached the shores of Awesome Land and started out over the waters for Veraland.

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The Clovers appeared where all the other villains were. They appraoched Seth.

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Sarah and Cassandra neared the end of the Ya Rly Peninsula.

[Duke Nukem]

Author is Narrator's bro.

[Mizagium]

Narrator and Author hypothetically high-fived.

[Myrdraxxis]

Zais recovered from his poisoning quickly. He looked around Awsome Land and at everything that was happening. He remembered his original goal in comming to Awsome Land.

To spread chaos and discord.

....well this place looked pretty discorded to Zais. He threw up his hands.

"Well, people.....it has been fun. But sadly it is time for me to move on. I am done with this world.....FOR NOW!"

And with that final declaration, Zais brought forth his magical bowl of rice crispy cereal (Myrxxan gasped in the background).

The cereal glowed and then a huge portal appeared next to Zais. He gave a final smirk and a wave.

"Chou, dingbats!"

And with that, Zais stepped throug the portal, leaving Awsome Land behind. THe portal snapped shut.


Zais was off to a new land to wreak havoc in.


(Continued in Random World on yourinteractivestory.com)

[Mizagium]

(yay. Portals are the best way to travel.)

Sarah and Cassandra approached the strange construct. Guided by Author, they moved in closer. A large spinning crystal was held in place by a stone axis. A pedestal was placed before it and seated on top was a scroll.

"There!" Cassandra pointed. It was indeed a Scroll of Science. She rushed over an picked up the Scroll.

Sarah examined the spinning crystal. "What is this?" She wondered. Several runes were inscribed above the crystal.

-The World Nexus-

"What does that mean?" Moments later she got her answer.

[Sartorius]

"Did you forget you're still being tracked and your kingdom is being destroyed?" Seth asked with an annoyed tone. He appeared behind Sarah and Cassandra and whispered something to MetalloRidley, who reassembled itself with ease and let out a high pitched scream. The screech hit the crystal, whose molecules kept moving around.


"Hand it over." Seth commanded, looking through his CUPS to monitor the destruction of RCL.

[Mizagium]

"Don't worry," Said Author. "The king and Queen and Bill Nye are taking care of that."

"Dammit!" Sarah rushed Seth, brandishing Oblivion, Cassandra supporting her with arrows. "WHY WON'T YOU DIE?"

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Bill Nye's Flying Castle moved away from Veraland. Now having 4 Scrolls in their possession, the makeshift Crew of the Flying Castle were more determined than ever to keep the Scrolls out of the hands of the villains.

The Hearts and the Ridley Siblings had resolved their earlier conflict and agreed to work together.

They came up on Really Cool Land to find in besieged by some army. (I'm not sure which.) Bill Nye pressed a button and untold number of lazahs spewed from the bottom of the Tower, killing EVERY SINGLE BEING THAT DARED TO THREATEN REALLY COOL LAND!

[Myrdraxxis]

Mista Jangles gave huge ror, which reminded everyone that he was still there. He began to speak(with a british accent!)
"Well then. with Zais gone I suppose I will fill that antagonist role." he said in a suprisingly sophisticated manner.

THe image was ruined when he whipped out his axes and screamed. "Now die!!!! Blood for the Bloo- aw screw it just die!"

[Mizagium]

The Ace of Clovers held up a hand to Mista Jangles.

"Hold sir, we are not your enemy." The voice was female and came off as surprisingly confident. Three other cloaked figure stood around her, obviously of a lesser rank.

"In fact, we come to seek your aid."

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Bill Nye's Flying Tower neared the Ya Rly Peninsula

[Myrdraxxis]

The daemon paused. "Oh?" he said.

[Mizagium]

the Ace of Clovers lowered her hood revealing a harsh female face. Sharp, narrow eyes that felt like they pierced your soul and blond hair pulled back in a tight pony-tail.

"Yes, we do need your help." He words were like ice and chilled you to the bone. "The government of Fun Land has become increasingly irritating. We would like to acquire someone who might DISPOSE of the magistrates and not appear connected to us."

"I am Jiir-Row."

The other Clovers lowered their hoods as well at her signal. On each of their robes, over their hearts they wore an insignia that determined their rank. Jiir-Row wore an Ace. The man to her right had a Kings, the woman to her left, a Queen, and the boy behind the Queen wore a Jack.

[Myrdraxxis]

Mista Jangles shrugged. 'So you want me to kill this person?"

[Mizagium]

"Persons." Jiir-row held up five fingers. "The Governor. The Vice-Governor. The Head of State. The Head of the Senate. And the Ace of Suits."

[Myrdraxxis]

The daemon paused to take in the names. "Very well. Their blood shall be spilled in Khorne's name." he said, roared and sailed off into the sky.

A few seconds later he flew back, realizing that he went the qrong way.

[Mizagium]

Nag-Dee approached Jiir-Row. "Does it matter that we never told him the names of the people he is to kill?"

Jiir-Row smiled. "No, it matters little." she turned to face the King of Clovers. "A few extra lives is of no concern to us." A wicked smile crossed her face and she giggled to herself. A harsh, mocking giggle.

Clovers raised their hoods and continued on their way. Jiir-Row removed a Scroll from her pocket and examined it.

[Myrdraxxis]

Xaadm watched the happenings of Awsome Land with interest. He had been wandering Awsome Land for months now, making sure to remain unseen.

Now there was this Clover suit.....that looked a lot like his old organization. Xaadm shrugged.

"Lets see how this plays out." he said soflty, crouching behind a roch as he observed the Clover members.

[Mizagium]

Bill Nye's Flying Tower passed over the Clovers. They could only stare in half surprise at this new wonder.

The Tower neared Sarah and Cassandra, who had been resting since their battle with the dragon holograms. Sarah and Cassandra glanced up half-interested. Nothing surprised them anymore. It was all just part of a normal day.

"HEY!" Bill Nye called down. "SARAH MAMBUTOO O'MALLEY!"

"How do you know my name?" Sara called back.

"I SEE EVERYTHING FROM MY TOWER OF... AH, YES, ANYWAYS... I KNOW YOUR BROTHER JOHNNY IS MISSING!"

"You do?"

"YES, L ALSO KNOW WHERE HE IS! I MAY BE ABLE TO HELP HIM, BUT I NEED YOUR HELP!"

"Really? What can I do?!" Sarah leaped up in excitement.

"COME INSIDE AND I WILL EXPLAIN!" A ladder dropped down and Sarah was up it nearly before it hit the ground. Cassandra scrambled up after her.

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The Clovers heard Bill Nye's booming voice and moved in closer to hear.

(set-up for an explanation post. Grab some popcorn, cause tis a doozy)

[Myrdraxxis]

Xaadm was starting to....fall asleep. The Clover Suit people had not even moved an inch!

"What the hell?" he muttered sleepily.

[Mizagium]

Since everyone else was being a faggot (except adam) and not posting, I decided to continue my narration, even though I am not supposed to be on da computer.

Sarah and Cassandra followed the path to the door that read "Conference Room". Inside waited The Ridley Siblings, and The Hearts. Cassandra was slightly amazed at how the three pterodactyls manged to fit inside.

"What's going on Bill?" Sarah asked casually and she and Cassandra took seats around a large table.

"All in good time, my drear." Bill Nye answered mysteriously. "Good then, I believe I have gathered up most of the heroes of Awesome Land." He glanced around at them all. "Zento and Cha Cha were unable to come, and I don't like Narrator or Derrick.

"I'm sure you all know by now about the Scrolls of Science and have maybe heard of the World Nexus. If not, too bad. I called you all here to tell you that the Scrolls are NOT my invention!" Everyone looked around at each other and began to mutter among themselves.

"Quiet! Um...yes.. ah... They have always existed, put here by Cavalniver to help enforce his Laws. Laws, may I remind you, that were created after the creation of Awesome Land. In an effort to enforce those Laws, he placed me within this Tower, unable to leave its confines. The Scrolls were added to help enforce the Laws."

"So...wait." Sarah scratched her head. "You mean to say that the Laws of Physics don't really exist?"

"Well, in a sense. They exist but don't HAVE to be followed. You can get around them, if you know how. Narrator is a good example of one who has no regard for the Laws Physics." Everyone thought this over.

"But the real reason I called you here was to tell you this: unless we act soon, the Dimensions could be destroyed!" A wave of panic swept across the gathered heroes. Bill Nye silenced them with a wave of his hand. "It is not yet too late, we still have time.

"At the creation of this universe, was the creation of the World Nexus. The World Nexus linked all of the Dimensions together at Nexus Points in each Dimensions. The Nexus Points kept the Dimensions from drifting apart but prevented them from collapsing in on each other.

"Or they did, until a little while ago. Until maybe a hundred years ago, Awesome Land, Ausum Land, Really Cool Land, Super Land, Special Land, and Veraland existed within separate Dimensional boundaries. Then they suddenly began moving closer together, until finally merging into one Dimension. The reason for this may be that the World Nexus has been destabilized by something. The Scrolls of Science kept the Dimensional Fabric from unraveling. There was one in each Dimension. Now there are seven in this one.

"I do not know yet what caused the Destabilization, but I know that the World Nexus is what pulled Johnny into Random World, a Dimension previously thought sealed away. Now Johnny is trapped there, until we gather the seven Scrolls."

"Do you have ANY ideas as to what caused the destabilization?" Knox inquired, scratching his chin.

"I have reason to believe that the recent spike in the number of Rift portal created and not properly sealed may have caused unraveling and Johnny's disappearance. What I DO know is that the Scrolls will allow me to close up any straggling portals."

"The Scrolls huh?" Ridley mused. "How many do we currently have now?"

"Well, with Sarah's, we now have five. We need the one from Special Land and the one from Ausum Land."

"So I guess that's were we're headed?" Cassandra asked.

"Yes, but only if you will help me." Bill Nye looked desperate.

"I'm in." Knox said first.

"Me too!"

"Yeah!"

"Me too!"

"We're in!" Ridley answered for his family.

"Us too." Sarah called up.

"Good, then. Let's begin."

[Duke Nukem]

Narrator got tired of whatever world/dimension thingy he was in. Lifting his mighty boot once more, Narrator punched a hole in the space-time continuum, effectively creating another portal. He stepped through it and into the room where Bill Nye and everyone else was.

"What's this about portals and physics?" Narrator queried.

[Mizagium]

Bill Nye was only slightly started. "And THAT my friends is a perfect example of what I just explained." He indicated Narrator. "Random portal tearing is causing the implosion of the universe!"

[DERRICK]

Shtoople looked out upon this glorious new day. He was very eager to show show off his recently acquired knowledge of Binary and computer code.
"%^ sudo chown get package: XP," said Shtoople as the world began to shake.
"c//: stop crazy crap....... c//: stop crazy crap run." As he said this the world began to shake even more. He then tried to stop the horrible temporal doom by using binary. "011000111010101010011100101010100101010101012...................OH SHI-" said Shtoople as the world began to collapse in on itself. "111111111111111111111111111111!!!!!!!!" screamed Shtoople as the world suddenly stopped freaking out.
"Tath is was 2 close fur confourt," said Shtoople as his body began to glow.
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Shtoople awoke to the sound of birds singing. As Shtoople got up he noticed that his body had grown about 50 feet. He also took notice of the large W on his forehead. "Eye wonsker wat maid these happen?" said a distressed Shtoople, "If omly Iye could spoke good garmmers." Shtoople stood up on his 500 legs and said, "I hope that i can get used to being a centiped-" Shtoople gasped in awe at his perfect vernacular. "I can speak well!" said an exuberant Shtoople, "I wonder what else i can do?"

As Shtoople walked down the road he noticed his Republican Zombie Horde. "You guys need to find something else to do." and with that, all the undead left to star in Dawn of The Dead 5. "I can shape reality!" said Shtoople as an evil grin spread itself upon his face. "I need to use this to my fullest advantage....."