Awesome Land 3: Trial of the Wind Sage

[Sartorius]

"Technically." Leon said, finishing an ancient textbook of the history of the world. "But it seems like I've been here before..." Leon replied to the dramatic person, whose arms were flailing uncontrollably.

Suddenly a trumpet sounded off, and the heavily armed soldier who 'arrested' Leon came into the library. "Attention, newcomer! Lord Raphael has decided your punishment. Accompany us immediately."

"Sure thing." said Leon, not in the mood for fighting. He accompanied the soldier to the palace of the Wind Sage, walking upon beautiful white clouds.

[Mizagium]

The Ridley siblings, Johnny, Sarah, and Cassandra all went ot the saved Taco Bell for a Nachos Bellgrande.

[Sartorius]

(Wow. The quality of posts sure have risen...)

Metallo Ridley rose from his brief skirmish with Dolf and fired a beam of electrons at the people entering Taco Bell.

"Good, M.R.! You'll win easily, this way." laughed Seth. ~The power of science beats all...~ he thought.

[Mizagium]

you're joking right?

[Sartorius]

Oct 30, 2008 15:15:18 GMT -5 Mizagium said:

you're joking right?

(...)

[Myrdraxxis]

Myrxxan watched the strange man get escorted out.

"Punishment?" he muttered in confusion. He glanced back at the rows of books and then to the retreating form of Leon. "Ah heck, why not?" he said, running after the man.

[Sartorius]

After several minutes walking down a potentially trademarked yellow brick road, the armed solder took Leon to the front door of Raphael's palace.

"The doors will only open after you pass our challenge..." said the guard, managing to smirk. He crossed his arms and looked down. Ahead of him was a large circle carved in the ground with runic symbols adorning the outside.

"Challenge? You're the one who wants to punish me? I didn't ask to come here, you know. You come to the sky, arrest me, have me wait in the library, and I can't get punished until I am the one to take a challenge? I hardly think that's fair. I mean really, a challenge is completely ridicul-" Leon was cut off after a few seconds of rambling.

"Enough of your nonsense. Anyone who comes here takes a challenge, whether they wanted to be here or not. Besides, if you can survive this, I'm sure you'll survive the actual punishment." said the guard, fed up with Leon's talking.

"But it's not fair that I have to take a chal-"

Leon was kicked into the center of the Runic Circle. Instantaneously it opened and formed a pit, sucking Leon inside.

"So long. Hahahahaha" laughed the guard, going inside to report to Raphael.
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[Duke Nukem]

Narrator followed Leon to do stuff.

Taco Bell was saved because electrons still don't exist.

[Sartorius]

Leon landed on the ground with a thud. It was pitch black inside the pit and thus Leon could see nothing. "It's way too dark in here. Haven't learned any light creation magics so I guess I'll have to make due with the small beam of light above. The pit had completely closed except for one small hole that let down a beam of light exactly in the center.

"Hmm...I should be able to reflect the light if I..." Leon trailed off as he stepped into the center of the room. The light his armor and reflected upon an eye on the northern wall. The eye began to glow and sent a red beam toward the center of the pit.

"What's going-"

"LONG HAVE I BEEN SEALED AWAY IN THIS CAVE, RESTING IN PEACE FOR CENTURIES. THE KING OF WIND IMPRISONED ME HERE, LETTING MY RAGE AND HATRED GROW." said a mysterious voice seeming to emanate from the eye.

"What have I-?" Leon was cut off yet again.

"YOU WHO WOULD DARE ENTER INTO MY DOMAIN...FACE MY WRATH!" yelled the eye. As soon as it finished, a colossal giant appeared within the center of the pit. It had massive hands and a single eye that matched the symbol on the wall. "GIGA CRUSHER." yelled the giant. His hand pulverized the ground, creating massive earthquakes.

"Ugh...More battling." Leon drew Telumbra and Masamune, preparing for battle.

(Feel free to join in, anyone.)

[Mizagium]

what happened to my sheep?

[Sartorius]

Oct 30, 2008 19:12:40 GMT -5 Mizagium said:

what happened to my sheep?

Banhammer'd. C'mon! Make good posts!

[Duke Nukem]

Narrater stepped out of the shadows of the pit where he had been standing, unnoticed.

"It's about time something showed up to fight," Narrator smirked. "I thought I'd never get to use THESE."

Narrator raised his fists, previously placed in his pockets of infinite wonders. What seemed like gloves were on his hands, but upon closer inspection, they were gauntlets. Of an unknown metal, these gauntlets can be found to be incredibly flexible and durable. The hardness of diamond and the flexibility of cloth are both qualities of these amazing gloves. What shall we call them?

"I'm about to introduce you to the singing business," Narrator threatened while menacingly brandishing his fists, "And these are the mikes. Say hello to the Killing Gloves of Boxing, KGB for short."

(For all who know or care, I basically stole the name KGB from TF2, so don't bug me about if it you've played the game)

[Duke Nukem]

As the giant repeatedly shook the ground with its so-called "Giga Crusher" attack, Narrator positioned himself under one of its falling fists with lightning speed. Narrator's upraised hands absorbed the blow of the collosal hand as the ground cracked under Narrator's feet.

"MY TURN POOP FACE," Narrator cried.

Narrator brought back his gauntleted fist and punched the much larger fist of the giant. The giant's body flew up and hit the ceiling, resulting in several cracks in the structure. The giant fell back to the ground, landing flat on the floor.

[DERRICK]

Derrick then realized that he was facing a truly worthy foe. "You are a great warrior," said Derrick, "but you and your socialized medicine cannot stop me!"
Derrick reached into his infinite conventional pocket and pulled out a rather fat and angry man. "What do you want?" said the enraged man.
"Can you sing a song for me?" asked Derrick.
"Your will be done," said the man with a hint of sarcasm.
The rotund man took a deep breath......
"PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS!" sang the man (to the tune of betoven's 457th symphony.
"Time to get krunk," said Derrick. Robotnik began to sing to the melody of "Hand Of DOOM", as Derrick took a gas operated, triple pistoned, fusion powered, rocket propelled, chainsaw launcher! He then took out a useless technobable, self reloaded , dolphin launcher.
"Lets Rock!" said Derrick as Mercury blew up.

[Mizagium]

The Ridley siblings suddenly remebered Bill Nye's Scrolls of Science. So they flew off to Fun Land to find them.

[Sartorius]

(See, Lucco's posts are the quality I'm looking for.)

"Thanks, Narrator. You're actually pretty helpful." Leon laughed with a smirk, though it was hard to see in the darkness. He drew Masamune, which was ludicrously bright even though it was pitch black in the pit. "You ready for this, Giant?" Leon asked sarcastically, though he was half expecting an answer.

"Take this, my new finishing move! Shadow Slash!" Leon yelled. He slashed the giant upward, knocking him in the air. Leon jumped upward as well, and in a style befitting The Matrix was suspended for several second. Leon lifted is blade into the air and slashed downward, then diagonally upward to his left, then to the right, then diagonally downward to the left. For his last blow, he once again lifted his blade into the air and impaled the giant in the chest. The symbol he had made with his slashes (an upside down equilateral triangle with a line through the middle) appeared in mid air in front of the giant.

"Let's finish this." Leon laughed. "Death Blast." he said to himself. He took out Telumbra, his staff, and positioned it horizontally in front of the triangle, the tip right next to the giant's chest. A beam of pure anti-energy went through the triangle, and as it did the color changed from black to red, piercing the giant in the chest.

"Gaa-" the giant managed to say as his last words. Leon took his sword from the giant's chest and began to twirl his staff. In one swift movement he brought Masamune down upon the giant's skull, sending into the ground of the pit. Leon jumped down from the air, landing next to Narrator.

[Sartorius]

Little did the protagonists know that they were being watched by Lord Raphael.

"Did you send them into the pit? Though they have killed some of our soldiers you are not to send them into the pit without my permission." said Raphael, quite angry with the head guard.

"They said they wanted to use him as practice, I swear. I would never put people in there without consent from-

"YOU DARE LIE TO THE ARCHSAGE RAPHAEL!" Raphael yelled to the now furious guard. "I know almost everything that goes on in Super Land and you would dare lie to me? ...You disappoint me, Clyde." Raphael drew a small sword from his shining robes. "From this point forward you are no longer general of the Official Super Land Army." Raphael said with a small sigh of sadness. He tapped Clyde on the shoulders, and ripped off his robes. Clyde now looked look like a weird bird creature. His wings were white, though they seemed to be fading to a light gray. His face was that of bird with a sharp, curved beak and his torso was that of a physically fit. Raphael's magic was no longer with him to keep him humanoid. The only humanoid thing about his upper body was a mood necklace around his neck. It was red.

"Raphael...I hate you. You're a bas-

"Such a terrible soldier you are. I even considered giving you a second chance. But alas, that is all in the past. You are hereby banned from Super Land. I want you out of here within 168 hours." Raphael said solemnly.

"You'll rue this day, my king." Clyde bowed out of spite, spitting on the floor before he walked out of the door.
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"Lousy no good Lord. Not that I need this place anyway...I was just using him to obtain information, and I've found all I need. Now to use this new found information to teach those guys a lesson." Raphael said. His voice sounded like it was dripping with poison; it was obvious that his rage could go no higher toward Leon and his companion, Narrator. He flew above the pit where the two were located and dropped down into it, figuring he had plenty of time to get his belongings later.

"Well, that takes care of the-- Who's there?" Leon turned around frantically, unable to see anything.

"You...Leon." said Clyde with an even more poisonous voice. How he knew Leon's name was a mystery.

"Oh, it's the guard from before. You sent me here in order for me to get my punishment? Is it ready yet?" asked Leon cheerfully.

"You'll get your punishment...YOU! You are responsible for me losing my job! Because of you I have to leave my family...My friends...And what was to my future kingdom!" yelled Clyde. He began to sob uncontrollably.

"How did I make you do this? I don't understand!" Leon asked, quite puzzled with the situation.

"Don't give me that! If you had just died in this pit like I planned then maybe Raphael wouldn't have noticed you in here and I wouldn't have been stricken from this paradise." said the still sobbing Clyde.

"Your plan? You mean-

"AND YOU!" Clyde pointed to Narrator with a trembling finger. "If you hadn't come here to help, there is no doubt that Leon would be dead!" said Clyde, though he began to laugh now.

"But you know what? The good thing about you surviving is that my punishment is less harsh than if he had caught you dead. So I thank you, Leon. Narrator." said Clyde with another spiteful bow.

"Funny thing is...I bet you'll wish you had died here by the hand of the giant. For now you shall die here, by my hand, in a vortex of fire!" Clyde's amulet began to glow and spin around his neck as its red color grew deeper and deeper.

"Perhaps I can still have that paradise of mine. Long have the lands of Sky, Sea, and Earth needed a force to balance their ridiculous power..." A black aura grew around his body. "Ever wonder why no main character actually dies in this story? Two reasons: Everyone is too well protected to suffer a normal death, and there is no place for their spirits to go after their death I'll fix this by making my own grand paradise...One where I rule over all the evil and long deceased spirits of days passed. You two will be the first to join me!" yelled Clyde, and with the last word his body erupted into a vortex of flames. The ground of the pit began to destabilize. Clyde's necklace grew as he transformed; he became over 20 feet tall and a horn grew on each side of his head. His face became that of a human, but the rest of his body didn't match that characteristic. His hair lengthened to about 6 feet, touching half of his back. His muscles widened and his legs and arms grew in proportion to the rest of his body. You could hear bones crunching as his hands grew to the size of large televisions and his claws turned black. A mask appeared across his eyes, rendering only his red pupils visible.

In a thundering voice, he yelled "YES! SUCH POWER! I am now Clyde, The Corruption Laden Young Demonic Entity, The King of Spirits, and ruler of the new...Fallen Paradise!" As he spoke the name of his kingdom, the pit's floor crumbled, causing them to fall for at least half an hour. When they arrive at the floor, they were in a grandiose area with flames decorating every wall. Lava emerged from various pits and on a large skeletal throne sat Clyde. Narrator and Leon were no longer in Super Land. They were in a place far below. Below Awesome Land and below Special Land. They were in the in the Fallen Paradise, ruled by the Demon King Clyde.

"Yessss...Come here and face my wrath." Clyde rose from his chair and looked up into the ceiling's abyss. He had left a portal that could lead inside his paradise but not out. It was high up in the sky so it was impossible to reach anyway. This also showed the height of the building; Clyde was over 20 feet and had hundreds more feet to stare up at. He walked toward the two people who had cost him his job, every step bringing a curse upon the living and a scream of the dead.

[Myrdraxxis]

Myrxxan was hiding ing the corner of the pit, watching all of this happen with horror. He had followed Leon in hopes to either find out more about the man or render assasstance. He saw how strong a mage the man was.

'With that power....I could...' he thought, determination beginning to form in him. And then Clyde had brought the floor down. Unfortunatly Myrxxan had been caught up in it as well and was now laying in a heap a little ways from Leon and Narrator.

"Huh? What the-?" Myrxxan stood up painfully and looked around. "What the hell?!"

[Mizagium]

Johnny and Sarah and Cassandra exited Taco Bell to search for the Scroll of Science. Johnny had picked up the four Artifacts of Wisdom and was holding them for Sarah. Suddenly, a brilliant flash exploded and Johnny was gone. (Vanished to Random World).

"What the hell?" Sarah exclaimed. "Wjy does this stuff keep happening?"

"Yeah, that's kinda random..." She tried to calm a fuming Sarah. "Maybe the Scrolsl can help bring Johnny back."

"Whatever!" Sarah stormed off for the dock. They were going to Really Cool Land to search for a scroll.

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"No!" Bill Nye exclaimed. He saw Johnny vanish from the dimension. "I though I sealed of that place long ago!" He began flipping through his notes on the sealing of Random World.

He was unable to locate the assumed mistake. "It shouldn't be interfering in the dimension any more!"

"Damn it, unless johnny can find the World Nexus he could be trapped there for years!" He returned to his notes, searching for a way to free Johnny.

[Sartorius]

Metallo Ridley emerged from his hiding spot near Taco Bell and flew to Seth, revealing what he had seen and heard.

"So another one bites the dust, huh? And the scrolls! I had almost forgotten. Thank you, Ridley. Let's follow them!" Seth commanded, jumping upon the metallic dragon. Ridley obliged and flew toward Sarah and Cassandra, his eye carefully watching them.

[Mizagium]

The Ridley Siblings closed in on the source of the power surge. Ridley was fairly certain that this was the location of a Scroll. They collapsed their wings and rocketed toward the ground. When they arrived at slightly above ground level, they opene their wings like a parachute and hovered above the ground.

"Where is it" Riley asked.

"It should be here!" Ridley exclaimed.

"Looking for this?" came a slightly cocky voice. There stood Knox, bouncing the Scroll in his hand. Jace, Sherri, and Crass stood by him, arms crossed, with a smirk on their faces.

"You were in the right place..." Jace started.

"But the wrong time." Sherri completed.

"Guess you're out of luck!" Crass informed them.

"We got the Scroll." knox summarized the situation.

Ridley screemed in anger. "Give me the Scroll!"

The four members of Organization XXI formed a defensive stance. "you'll have to take it from us!" Knox challenged.

"Fine!" The three pterodactyls charged the humans.

[Sartorius]

"Quick, Metallo Ridley! While their guard is up, use your Take Down attack!" yelled Seth. Metallo Ridley followed orders and charged toward the Organization 21 (YEA THATS RITE IM TOO GOOD FOR ROMAN NUMERALS) with his wings outspread. If this attack hit then they were all doomed for the metal that coated his wings was very sharp.

[Mizagium]

(Metallo Ridley is following Sarah and Cassandra, not Organization XXI. Regular Ridley and his two siblings have tracked down Organization XXI)

[Mizagium]

Sarah and Cassandra set sail from the Awesome Land Dock. they would stick to the shore this time, and follow it along to Really Cool Land.

The sun began to set and Sarah drifted in and out, before finally settling to sleep.

[DERRICK]

Derrick decided that he was bored, so he entered a Dance Dance Revolution contest and won by using the Wii Zapper (They were playing it on an Xbox). When Derrick received his trophy, he said, "DDR is gay. You should all feel bad."

So Derrick decided to join the Narrator at whatever he was doing.