HMT/RMT

[Duke Nukem]

WALLS ARE STUPID I ONLY USE OFFENSE BECAUSE THE BEST DEFENSE IS A GOOD OFFENSE SO THERE.

[Mizagium]

Yeah, but a good defense will stop a good offense.

And yes, I DID just blow your mind.

[Duke Nukem]

NO YOU DIDN'T BECAUSE YOU'RE WRONG MY UNSTOPPABLE FORCE OF MANLINESS CRUSHES ALL

[DERRICK]

lololol spaming

[Duke Nukem]

How so?

[Mizagium]

My team is Lucario, Blissey, Porygon-z, Frosslass, Tyraniter, and Shedinja.

[Duke Nukem]

I'll take you on to test your team. What's your Shoddy name?

[Mizagium]

haezyeagle7.

But the WHOLE SERVER is crashed at the moment. Try it though and see if it works.

[Duke Nukem]

Can't now, I'm busy. Maybe later.

[Mizagium]

but not busy enough to post on the Smash boards?

[Duke Nukem]

And it's not working for me, either. Sucks.

[Mizagium]

maybe later...

oh wait... Sunday.

[Duke Nukem]

Working on a Mole Day project Sunday, then I have to write my Lit Reader Responses I haven't even started yet.

[Mizagium]

Oh yeah, me too. I'm on three, lol.

[Rayku]

Seeing as how this is supposed to be a Pokemon thread of some sort, I guess I'll make a post. I spent two hours talking to a few friends and such and came up with this pokemon team. It's really really fun, and never gets absolutely pwned. It's always a close match, therefore really fun.

Typhlosion (F) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Blaze
EVs: 6 HP/252 Spd/252 SAtk
Modest nature (+SAtk, -Atk)
- Eruption
- Lava Plume
- Focus Blast
- Hidden Power [Electric]

This guy is ridiculously effective with all the steel leads out there these days. He's also really fast (I forget exactly how fast). I always Focus Blast the steel leads in order to hopefully hit an incoming Heatran. Sometimes my gut tells me to HP Electric, because Gyarados comes in too sometimes. Lava Plume for the burn rate
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Scizor (F) @ Choice Band
Ability: Technician
EVs: 252 Atk/6 Def/252 Spd
Adamant nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Bullet Punch
- X-Scissor
- U-turn
- Pursuit

I was sick of using the SD sweeper version, and this guy is mad powerful. OHKO's Gengar 100% of the time with Pursuit, let's me have the advantage when my opponent switches, and X-scissor is just powerful. I rarely find myself using Bullet Punch, surprisingly enough. I have it up there just because I kinda have to. I'm debating putting Swarm as the ability due to this Scizor's HP getting really low sometimes, and U-Turn would be all the more devastating.
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Azumarill (F) @ Choice Band
Ability: Huge Power
EVs: 242 HP/252 Atk/16 Spd
Adamant nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Aqua Tail
- Aqua Jet
- Brick Break
- Double-edge

This thing is a champion. OHKO's Heatran, Double Edge 2HKO's Cresselia and...something else. Aqua Jet is just a damn powerful priority move, and Aqua Tail is for champions. Brick Break OHKO's Blissey and gets rid of screens. Also OHKO's Snorlax, I think.
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Rotom-h @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 100 Def/136 Spd/174 SAtk/100 SDef
Bold nature (+Def, -Atk)
- Trick
- Shadow Ball
- Thunderbolt
- Will-o-wisp

My Rapid Spin blocker, which I haven't really been using for that purpose. Trick is everywhere these days, and for good reason. This guy makes a pretty decent Zapdos counter, and can -ruin- the likes of Bronzong/other slow pokemon by giving them choice scarf. WoW cripples -soooo- many pokemon. I just have to watch out for Heatran. Thunderbolt OHKO's lots of things, and Shadow Ball 2HKO's Celebi
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Lanturn (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Volt Absorb
EVs: 56 HP/156 Def/72 Spd/224 SDef
Bold nature (+Def, -Atk)
- Surf
- Toxic
- Substitute
- Stockpile

This guy's in the works. He successfully counters both Heatran and Zapdos (which is all I care about, if you can't tell). Stockpile doesn't work quite as nicely as I'd like it to, due to the hindrance of only being able to use it 3 times, but it's alright. This is also a great specsJolteon counter, which I found out yesterday -wrecks- my entire team.
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Skarmory (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Keen Eye
EVs: 252 HP/48 Atk/200 Def/10 Spd
Impish nature (+Def, -SAtk)
- Drill Peck
- Stealth Rock
- Roost
- Whirlwind

To be honest, I hate this thing on my team. I feel like it is plaguing me. I needed a Stealth Rock user that Scizor couldn't do anything to, and I concluded with this. It's also a pseudo-phazer, which is always good too. The main reason I don't like this thing is because it's countered by both Heatran -and- Zapdos, so really all it's good for it setting up Stealth Rock and running the f*** away.

I'm welcome to suggestions for replacements on Skarmory. I think most of the team is set, minus Lanturn's moveset. It's really fun, if you guys wanna try it out.

Also, Typhlosion used to be Entei, but I sadly discovered that Entei's eruption is mediocre. Lanturn was also Kingdra, but I needed something to kill Zapdos, and Lanturn is the best counter there is to that cracker. Give me thoughts.

[Mizagium]

This is my team...

Lucario(M) @ Life orb
Ability: Inner Fcus
Evs: 4 HP/252 Atk/252 Spe
Adamant nature
- Bullet Punch
- Extremespeed
- Stone Edge
- Swords Dance
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Froslass (F) @ Brightpowder
Ability: Snow Cloak
Evs: 4 HP/252 Spe/252 SpD
Timid nature
- Ice Beam
- Spikes
- Substitute
- Thunder Wave

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Blissey (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Natural Cure
Evs: 148 HP/252 Def/108 SpA
Bold nature
- Ice Beam
- Seismic Toss
- Softboiled
- Thunder Wave

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Porygon-Z (n) @ Salac Berry
Ability: Adaptability
Evs: 6 HP/252 Spe/128 SpA/124 SpD
Modest nature
- Hidden Power Water
- Nasty Plot
- Substitute
- Tri Attack

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Tyranitar (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Sand Stream
Evs: 4 HP/252 Atk/252 Spe
Adamant nature
- Crunch
- Dragon Dance
- Earthquake
- Stone Edge

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Shedinja (n) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Wonder Guard
Evs: 252 Atk/4 Def/252 Spe
Jolly nature
- Baton Pass
- Heal Block
- Shadow Sneak
- toxic

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I know, it sucks...

[wolvy]

Jason, why not try a Bronzong? With Heatproof, heatran isn't too much of a problem, and Zapdos cannot really do anything; however, you cannot really do anything back. Maybe stall?

[Mizagium]

what about me?