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Post by Duke Nukem on Sept 25, 2008 20:45:01 GMT -5
Captain Clever chuckled in a manly fashion.
"Creepy old men do that. In fact, YOUR MOM DOES THAT."
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Post by Calfrun on Sept 25, 2008 20:46:57 GMT -5
"I told you, she's dead!" It was starting to become obvious that someone would have to teach Calfrun about all the stupidity he missed during his 100/10 years of training.
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Post by Duke Nukem on Sept 25, 2008 21:01:59 GMT -5
"HAHA YOUR MOM DIED," Captain Clever taunted. Narrator was busy chilling somewhere else, so CC was left to be a jerk on his own. "CRY SOME MORE."
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Post by Sartorius on Sept 25, 2008 21:03:10 GMT -5
The Illusionary Time Keeper slowed time down by 75%. Since it was slowed down across the entire area, no one seemed to notice except those outside of that area. Veralice walked up to the rest of the crew with Corinth, Johnny, etc and listened to what they were saying.
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Post by Duke Nukem on Sept 25, 2008 21:06:19 GMT -5
Narrator's narrator sense tingled again. Something epic was about to happen.
Captain Clever was busy ridiculing that one guy.
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Mass
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Post by Mass on Sept 25, 2008 22:00:15 GMT -5
Unbeknown to the heroes, villains, and otherwise random people known as the characters floated a mass of gathered intelligence. Floating from each gathering their knowledge looking for the secret to bring his energetic form to a living being. Emanating from the presence came a single emotion. Hunger, and it hungered for life more than anything.For eons I have searched for the secret of life and yet have I found it among these...self absorbed creatures. Frustration rose among its hunger.How much longer must I endure this curse?
The mass floated towards the one called Johnny. This one calls to me. He doesn't seem like much but the stick... Mass, as it called itself, drifted to the stick then examined Johnny. Suddenly, as a tendril of energy touched the Stick called Ugly, a gust of wind drew Mass into the Stick.
"URGH!!!!" Mass exclaimed physically surprising all near it.
Mass awoke in darkness. Where am I? It feels beautiful in here. I must be inhabiting something. Mass reached out with its mind as it occasionally does. Mass found, instead of a living being, it found it inhabited the Sick called Ugly. What?! It feels beautiful yet it makes things ugly! Common sense failed him. Mass resigned to its fate.
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Post by Calfrun on Sept 26, 2008 14:14:05 GMT -5
Calfrun gave up on talking to Captain Clever and turned back to Cha Cha. He had been standing there for a while now...
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Post by Mizagium on Sept 26, 2008 14:17:28 GMT -5
Bill Nye reflected on Cavalniver's visit. It had been hundreds of years (Awesome Land time) since his last visit, and that was to say he would never return. Why did he choose to break his own word? Unless...
"This universe lies on a plane of existence separated by the Null-Void from Cavalniver's." Bill Nye began to lecture to no one. "Perhaps the Nulltime property affects the whole of Awesome Land, causing it to jump in time in relation to Deal'ia." He scratched his head. "So that would mean he visited me now, but came back to visit, but it was hundreds of years ago."
"He is disappointed with this universe, huh? Well I'll show him." He pulled up his Time-Flux Visual Device of Science. "Now, who could I bring here?" He focused his TFVDoS on the Five. "Hmmm...Nathanial, Isaac, Lawreigna, Ewan, Shee'an. All excellent candidates...no. I know someone better." He focused the TFVDoS into another universe. He homed in on an unusual child. "Yes...he will do nicely..."
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The Ugly Stick began to glow. It fell from Johnny's hand and stuck straight up in the ground. The glowing changed colors rapidly.
"What's going on?" Johnny asked, not noticing Zento Calfrun had just appeared out of nowhere.
Suddenly, the Beauty Mirror began to act strangely. It flew from Sarah's hands and hovered in front of the Ugly Stick. The surface of the Mirror started to shine. The True Sword then followed suit. It hovered to the Beauty Mirror and pierced the back of it, revealing an image.
A cloud appeared against a dark backdrop. What could it mean?
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Post by Calfrun on Sept 26, 2008 14:23:01 GMT -5
"um..." Calfrun looked for the right words. "LOL WUT???" Thanks to his exstensive training, he was able to calm himself. He turned to Johnny. "Who are you, where are we, why are we here, are you friend or foe, and what is going on with those objects over there?" It was alot of questions, but Calfrun needed to know the answers. He also needed to know where the others were, but that could wait. He had to make sure that he was safe before he worried about the others.
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Post by Sartorius on Sept 26, 2008 14:45:03 GMT -5
"Revolve..." Veralice whispered. A beam of light came from his wand and hit Calfrun, turning him around. Veralice, now facing the boy, said "That man is Johnny. We are in the Null Void because of corrupt adviser's fusion with a giant reptile. He is a friend...Unless you were his former enemy like myself. And those objects are obviously possessed." Veralice said quickly. "I'll investigate them and you can kill this guy." he added, bringing the Illusionary Time Keeper over to Calfrun. Without another word Veralice walked up to the Artifacts of Wisdom to stare at their odd behavior.
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Post by Calfrun on Sept 26, 2008 14:48:56 GMT -5
As he drew his sword, Calfrun adressed Veralice while watching the illusionary Time Keeper. "I know that we're in the void, I mean where specifically. A minute ago I was with Cha Cha and the Regiment... and I've been looking for a fight all day."
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Post by Sartorius on Sept 26, 2008 14:54:45 GMT -5
"Specifically? Hmm...You seem new here so exact coordinates don't seem like they would help. We're directly outside the ruins of the Clock Tower, if it helps." Veralice replied, staring at the Artifacts, intrigued. "Oh, Time Keeper...Attack the boy, please." Veralice added as an afterthought.
The Illusionary Time Keeper walked up to Zento and, with a slight bow, fired a beam of energy from his hourglass staff directly at him.
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Post by Calfrun on Sept 26, 2008 15:04:17 GMT -5
Zento faced a moment of indecision, but decided this wasn't a lazor, and the he shouldn't use one of his secrets. He spun his sword at an unimaginable speed, and thought it should have been destroyed, it instead remained unharmed by some sort of magic. Zento charged forward so fast it was almost teleportation, and swung at the ilusionary Time Keeper.
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Post by Sartorius on Sept 26, 2008 15:07:43 GMT -5
"You'll have to do better than that, boy. They don't call me the Time Keeper for nothing." mocked the Illusionary Time Keeper. He spun his staff and divided time by 100, slowing time down ridiculously so that he could see Zento's movement at normal speeds. He then proceeded to move out of the way before restoring time to normal.
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Post by Calfrun on Sept 26, 2008 15:24:04 GMT -5
Calfrun grunted. He could use the other of his two secrets, but he didn't think he needed it just yet. He glanced at Johnny, wondering why he wasn't being aided, the returned to attacking the Time Keeper. He may be slowed down to normal speeds when he gets near, but Zento is an expert swordsman no matter what speed he was at. Maybe he could wear the enemy down... or get lucky and score a hit. He chuckled at this. You don't need luck when you have skill. He made his second charge at the Time Keeper.
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Post by Sartorius on Sept 26, 2008 15:38:29 GMT -5
"Using my powers gets so old after a while...Perhaps I should use a sword rather than magic? Or perhaps both!" thought the Illusionary Time Keeper. With a maniacal laugh, the ITK made several fake copies of himself to surround Zento during his charge. He then transformed his hourglass staff into a large scimitar. Each copy and the real ITK held a blade directly at Zento and smiled.
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Post by Calfrun on Sept 26, 2008 15:46:43 GMT -5
Zento smiled back. This was going to be fun. Calfrun jumped onto one of the ITKs, and fell right through as the image vanished. Two more hit him in the back with the blunt sides of their swords. They were toying with him. But this showed a dangerous fact. He could only hit the real one, but all of them could hit him. And where were Johnny and Sarah?
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Post by Sartorius on Sept 26, 2008 15:55:44 GMT -5
"Ah, this is quite amusing..." sighed the ITK and his copies. "But I'm afraid it's going nowhere. Copies, enough games! Finish this!" he commanded. With those words the ITK and his copies all charged toward Zento, aiming their swords directly at his throat as they ran.
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Post by Calfrun on Sept 26, 2008 15:58:51 GMT -5
Zento used one of his favorite moves. Link's spin-attack. It effectively got rid of all the copies. He turned back to the ITK "Your move."
(I won't be able to post for a while- gotta go to the game now. I'll be back to finish this fight)
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Post by Mizagium on Sept 26, 2008 21:51:40 GMT -5
General Corinth, Derp-bot, the Perverted Fat Guy, and the rest of the RCA came up on the hovering CHRONO RIDLEY. He was asleep, still recovering from his absorption of Awesome Land 11 pages ago. General Corinth made a motion to the Perverted Fat Guy to bring the Dimensional-Transportation Device of Science to the front.
"Derp?" Derp-bot inquired. He began inspection the machine.
General Corinth answered with a single word, "Watch." He nodded PFG, who pressed a switch on the machine. It began humming, softly at first, then furiously. A light on the end of a rod glowed brighter and brighter.
Suddenly, a lazah fired out from the light into the hourglass emblem on CHRONO RIDLEY's chest. A door on the back of the device. A portal formed from it and spread out so that it was several yards wide.
General Corinth motioned to his men. "We go in. We must assist Johnny, and Sarah. RCA!" He raised his fist in the air. The rest of the army raised their fists and yelled, "RCA!"
They stepped through the portal...
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Post by Sartorius on Sept 26, 2008 22:22:20 GMT -5
"What wondrous artifacts..." Veralice stared in awe at the seeemingly possessed Beauty Mirror, Ugly Stick, True Sword and False Shield. He remained in a trance like state until he noticed a portal had formed not too far from where he, Johnny, and etc were. The former emperor walked over toward the RCA, ecstatic and hopeful of the Time Keeper's imminent end.
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Post by Mass on Sept 26, 2008 23:03:02 GMT -5
Mass sighed long and deep.
"Finally I have acquired a state of being allowing me to unlock my true strength." Finally deciding to accept the masculine form his speech took he looked towards the man named Veralice. Will he be an enemy, friend, or nuisance? No matter the process the items are causing will take a time to complete. Noticing the portal close by he closed the distance quickly. An invisibly force drew him back to the center of the artifacts.
Glancing at his 'arm' e discovered he was still semi-transparent.
Speaking to those near enough to hear he announced who and what he was. "I am Mass. While you do not know me, or at least shouldn't know me unless you have 1337 powers, I know you. Now if you don't mind i shall acquire my full strength now." Mass's form glowed a brilliant blue as he gathered energy released from the artifacts.
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Post by DERRICK on Sept 26, 2008 23:04:39 GMT -5
Bill Nye reflected on Cavalniver's visit. It had been hundreds of years (Awesome Land time) since his last visit, and that was to say he would never return. Why did he choose to break his own word? Unless... "This universe lies on a plane of existence separated by the Null-Void from Cavalniver's." Bill Nye began to lecture to no one. "Perhaps the Nulltime property affects the whole of Awesome Land, causing it to jump in time in relation to Deal'ia." He scratched his head. "So that would mean he visited me now, but came back to visit, but it was hundreds of years ago." "He is disappointed with this universe, huh? Well I'll show him." He pulled up his Time-Flux Visual Device of Science. "Now, who could I bring here?" He focused his TFVDoS on the Five. "Hmmm...Nathanial, Isaac, Lawreigna, Ewan, Shee'an. All excellent candidates...no. I know someone better." He focused the TFVDoS into another universe. He homed in on an unusual child. "Yes...he will do nicely..." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Ugly Stick began to glow. It fell from Johnny's hand and stuck straight up in the ground. The glowing changed colors rapidly. "What's going on?" Johnny asked, not noticing Zento Calfrun had just appeared out of nowhere. Suddenly, the Beauty Mirror began to act strangely. It flew from Sarah's hands and hovered in front of the Ugly Stick. The surface of the Mirror started to shine. The True Sword then followed suit. It hovered to the Beauty Mirror and pierced the back of it, revealing an image. A cloud appeared against a dark backdrop. What could it mean? Tetsuo was surrounded by a bright light. He tried to remember who he was and what had summoned him..... His memories came crashing back into his head. He remembered about his sad childhood. He remembered the biker gang. He remembered his friends. Kaneda....... The last memory to come back was the worst. He remembered his fateful encounter with the esper. about his infinitively expanding psionic abilities. he remembered when he lost control of his powers and how his bloated, amporphic, mutated body killed Kaori........... Then he remembered Akira, the most powerful psionist prior to himself. Akira allowed Tokyo to go up in a wave of pure psionic energy (again) so that Tetsuo couldn't destroy the world. However, Akira's powers only grew to a set amount. Tetsuo's never ceased. After being "taken away" by Akira, Tetsuo's power's surpassed Akira's and then achieved pure psionic bond. Tetsuo then used his powers to create anouther universe. a universe were he was God and everything would work out perfectly. Now Tetsuo was in a very different world. He looked around were he stood. He then spoke to the nearest person. "Who here is the most powerful?" |
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Post by Mass on Sept 26, 2008 23:12:33 GMT -5
Mass watched the new participant in the story with a strong curiosity. Curse my hunger for knowledge... He reached out with his conciseness. Seeing that he would not get anything of bringing him closer to entire physical exsistance, he left Tetsuo's mind. I'll leave to find a weak soul to dominate later.
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Post by DERRICK on Sept 26, 2008 23:29:52 GMT -5
Mass watched the new participant in the story with a strong curiosity. Curse my hunger for knowledge... He reached out with his conciseness. Seeing that he would not get anything of bringing him closer to entire physical exsistance, he left Tetsuo's mind. I'll leave to find a weak soul to dominate later.Tetsuo then sensed something. someone was digging through his mind......... and then left. "Who was that?" he said out loud. "Answer me." |
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