Awesome Land II: The War of Four Kings

[Duke Nukem]

"AH SKEET SKEET SKEET!!??!?!!?" Narrator declared, hoisting a large stick to his shoulder like a bat.

[Mass]

Kayne sighed.
"You guys again...I came here about an eon and a half ago and showed myself to them they are annoying..." Kayne walked towards the Crimson Shadow and sat down.

[Mizagium]

"We are..." The three buffoons their off their hoods.

"...Jace!"

"...Sherri!"

"...and Crass!"

"And we are..." The three stuck a pose, much like the Ginyu Force "ORGANIZATION XXI!"

[Duke Nukem]

Narrator threw a rock, hitting Kayne in the head. The rock shattered into three pieces, which hit the three other guys.

"Suck it."

[DERRICK]

Larus' deep-strike (teleport) forced him to drop into a forest. As soon as he landed, he could feel the taint of chaos. He loaded up his weapons, and checked his armor for faults. When his war gear passed his inspection, he immediately initiated another deep strike.
"Chaos will not corrupt this world,"

(NOTE: my character doesn't speak English. He speaks high and low Gothic. Gothic is the official language of the Imperirum. Low Gothic is not one language, but many. Low Gothic is a term used to describe many of the countless dialects of the Imperium. High Gothic, is represented by Latin. High Gothic for the most part, is the "official official" language of the Imperium. Narrator? would you be so kind, as to translate?)

[Sartorius]

"No need for violence, Narrator. Even if the characters here are ridiculous." Leon smirked, summoning Telumbra (his staff) from the airship. Catching it as it flew to him, he transformed it into SPEAR MODE. A spear ejected from the slot on the top of the staff, extending it to 6 feet.

Holding the staff toward the three newcomers he said "Explain where we are. I really don't want to have to fight."

[Myrdraxxis]

Two Chaos marines strode cautiously through the forest. They had detected a disturbance about 5 minutes ago and had been sent to check it out. So fat all they had found were footprints. But this in and of itself was alarming. They were large footprints.

Astartes footprints. (note: Astartes are another name for space marines, like Larus. Adeptus Astartes. Chaos Marines are space marines that have been corrupted by Chaos)

[Duke Nukem]

"Big dude over there doesn't want Chaos to corrupt something...no. I'm not translating for some robot." Narrator declared. He then proceeded to pull a small hovering translator-bot and threw it in the general direction of Larus. "That translates for you now."

[Mizagium]

"You're in the Uncharted Mountains of Fun Land." Jace answered. (Isnt Jace a member of the Ginyu force as well?)

"You're also on our turf!" Sherri spat.

"Yeah so leave, or we'll... we'll..." Crass stumbled over his words. "What're we gonna do?"

"I thought I told you not to talk!" Jace hit Crass upside the head.

[DERRICK]

Suddenly, Larus leaped down from his perch, and rattled off 5 shots of his storm bolter. His shots managed to partially wound one of the Traitors. "This is the judgment of the righteous!" he bellowed as he stabbed the wounded Chaos warrior. He then turned around to face the remaining warriors.
"You are passed redemption." he said as he began to charge his nemesis force weapon.

[Mass]

Kayne who had been hit by the rock swatted in Narrator's direction.
"Shoo fly don't bother me." Glancing around looking for the fly.

[Myrdraxxis]

Suddenly Mista Jangles lands in the middle of the group of Organization XXI and ...whoever else was there(I cant keep track)

"Blood! yes you will all make fine sacrifices!" he roars.

[Myrdraxxis]

The second Chaos marine roars a challenge and fires his bolter at Larus.

"Death to the False Emperor!" he cries.

[Mizagium]

(No! Adam, leave this scene! You're screwing up the plot!)

"Since you decided to trespass on our turf..." Jace began.

"...There's only one way to settle this:..." Sherri continued.

"...BLACKJACK!" Crass exclaimed. "Did I do it right, Boss?"

"Yeah, yeah, you did fine."

[Myrdraxxis]

Mista Jangles hears a voice in the back of his head telling him to chill, so he decies to go get a taco and wait to kill them later.

[Duke Nukem]

Narrator put his boot up Mista Jangles' ass, effectively sending him extremely far away and in the general direction of Larus.

"Go bother that guy."

(Jeice is in the Ginyu Force)

"You guys had better stop sucking, or you may hurt yourselves," Narrator told the three dumbasses.

[Mizagium]

Jace produced a deck of playing cards. "Who is the first to take on our challenge?"

"If you win," Sherri offered, "You will get to hear a bit of why we are they way we are?"

"Yeah!" Crass was determined to be part of the group. "BACKSTORY FTW!" Sherri hit him over the head.

[Myrdraxxis]

Mista Jangles lands in the middle of the epic fight between Larus and the traitor marine. Both stop and look at him with a WTF look. Mista Jangles gets up and roars, angry that he didn't get his taco.

[Sartorius]

"Let's just play the game, Narrator. Surely a man such as yourself excels in trivial card games?" Leon asked.

"We'll agree to your terms...But we use my Contract Deck." said Leon, summoning a deck of cards that radiated darkness.

"If we win then this will ensure you forgive us for our 'crime' and will accompany me to Super Land. Agreed? And the whole backstory thing too, if you must." Leon asked, moving the now floating deck of cards between them. While Kayne was near the Crimson Shadow it was almost finished reforming itself.

[Mass]

Kayne was getting annoyed, more and more each second. Maybe I can....No no that would be cruel. Maybe I could force them to....No that might cause irreversible damage to their butts. Hum oh well.

[Mizagium]

"Sure." Jace said in his now-identified-as-Brooklyn accent.

He produced a table and some chairs from his robe. He seated himself at one end with Sherri and Crass at his side. "Let's go!"

[Duke Nukem]

"I'll go. Deal the cards, Very Ice."

[Mizagium]

Jace dealt the cards. He glanced at his han and witheld a smile. ~This was gonna be easy~

[Myrdraxxis]

Zais silently popps up next to Mass, startling him. Mass starts to speak but Zais cuts him off.

"Do you want them to hear us?" he whispered. "Now then. I have a proposition for you."

[Sartorius]

Slightly exasperated, Leon said "Just call me Leon. For a guy who has infinite space in his pockets and defies physics on a regular basis you sure aren't very good with names."

"You over there!" Leon addressed Kayne who looked angry. "Why don't you come make sure no one cheats?" he offered as Jace dealt the cards to everyone.