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Post by Xero on Jan 11, 2009 13:37:54 GMT -5
Adam and Eve are everyone's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great  grandparents. lol I just typed so many greats that the word great has now been desensitized for me: it no longer looks like a word. |
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Post by Duke Nukem on Jan 11, 2009 13:53:44 GMT -5
If Adam and Eve are everyone's ancestors, then several someones blasphemed and got it on with their immediate relatives to create the human race. That's why I don't like to subscribe to that particular religious theory. It seems a little hypocritical.
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Post by Mizagium on Jan 11, 2009 14:05:13 GMT -5
That actually makes sense and thus is hilarious to me right now.
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Post by Xero on Jan 11, 2009 15:23:26 GMT -5
That rule wasn't created until a lot later... like, around Moses' time. (It's in Leviticus (Moses wrote Leviticus).)
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Post by Xero on Jan 11, 2009 15:41:08 GMT -5
 lol Domo kun was on Japanese TV on New Year's Day. It was the Annual New Year's celebration program. They have a white team and a red team (shiro gumi and aka gumi), and each team has a bunch of random famous Japanese (or not-so-Japanese Japanese speaking) singers, and the audience votes on which team they think is better at the end. There's really no prize for the winning team, but... yeah. Well, at the end, Domo kun appeared on stage with all the singers. It was kinda random. lol One of the teams actually had a black guy... and he spoke fluent Japanese. His grandmother was Japanese. lol And his black mom also speaks Japanese fluently. And when he sings, he doesn't sound like an American black guy singing. He actually sounds like a native Japanese singer (accent, voice, and everything). |
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Post by Duke Nukem on Jan 11, 2009 15:46:29 GMT -5
Even if the rule wasn't written until the time of Moses and the 10 commandments, that doesn't mean it wasn't blaspheming. They just didn't know it until Moses took a chisel to some slabs of rock. Point being, I choose not to believe that God would set people up to blaspheme without choice. I don't know about you guys.
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Post by DERRICK on Jan 11, 2009 16:04:03 GMT -5
adam and eve is a parable that represents when monkeys became self aware and made the choice to become humans, but in doing so they discovered the difference between right and wrong. thats my theory.
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Post by Anthony G on Jan 11, 2009 16:45:51 GMT -5
adam and eve is a parable that represents when monkeys became self aware and made the choice to become humans, but in doing so they discovered the difference between right and wrong. thats my theory. that would make a lot of sense. either way, we'll never know |
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Post by Mizagium on Jan 11, 2009 17:14:54 GMT -5
BUILD A TIME MACHINE!
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jan 11, 2009 17:53:20 GMT -5
DO IT FAGGOT!
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Post by DERRICK on Jan 11, 2009 21:00:39 GMT -5
VISUAL TROLL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Post by Duke Nukem on Jan 11, 2009 21:40:25 GMT -5
 This is a lie. The misunderstanding of human evolution is that people evolved from apes and/or monkeys. Fact: no modern animal evolved from another modern animal. Apes and man might have evolved from a common ancestor, but one certainly did not evolve from the other. Do not make that mistake. |
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Post by DERRICK on Jan 12, 2009 1:33:10 GMT -5
FINE! WE EVOLVED FROM A PRIMITIVE PRIMATE YOU HEATHEN BUTTHURT FAGGOT TROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
search do the evolution by pearl jive
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Post by Mizagium on Jan 12, 2009 19:24:31 GMT -5
Lucco's right. Humans and apes share a common ancestor. But that ancestor IS NOT AN APE, CHIMP, OR ANY EXISTING PRIMATE! So stop your bitching anti-evolutionists!
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Post by DERRICK on Jan 12, 2009 20:01:00 GMT -5
WE EVOLVED FROM FROGS!!! DONT LET THE MAN LIE TO YOU ANYORE!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by theboss on Feb 2, 2009 18:10:16 GMT -5
... We evolved from squirrels. The End
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Post by Anthony G on Feb 2, 2009 19:21:31 GMT -5
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Post by DERRICK on Feb 6, 2009 21:32:19 GMT -5
i think that we can all agree that black people stoped evolving about 2,000,000 years ago
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Post by jAkE sMiTh is [Br]eaking [Ba]d on Mar 4, 2009 10:10:50 GMT -5
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grandparents.
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