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Post by Sartorius on Aug 18, 2008 14:44:28 GMT -5
Hello, everyone. This is the Puritan poem that I got out of my MP3 player. Remind me to never EVER save a document there again. Anyway, since I didn't get the chance to read this in class, I thought I'd post it here for one and all to read, although it sounds better with my eloquent voice ;D. Without further ado, here is my Puritan poem: Repent or Burn.
Repent or Burn
After your death you wish to live,
Yet you just take and never give.
You mistreat family and friend,
Unaware that your life will end
Without the chance for your repent;
That is why this message is sent.
This sounds harsh but you'll think I'm wise
When your soul to Heaven quickly flies.
You've been in danger since day one,
Yet your prayers still have not begun.
Punctuality matters most
For quickly your soul could be toast.
So once again, I have to say
You're still in danger, please go pray!
You fools who think you're saved without
A bit of work I really doubt.
You think that God loves one and all;
At this thought I'm truly appalled!
To God your spirit's just a game
To be discarded in the flames,
Or some insignificant toy
That soon is going to be destroyed.
He only cares for piety
So do not pray, just wait and see.
While the devout have afterlife,
You'll be stricken with intense strife.
While in Heaven we shall be blessed,
By endless flames you'll be caressed.
I hope you've listened very well.
Confess your sins or go to Hell!
Tell me what you think of the poem in a nice, constructive post. Until next time, this is
[insert user name],
Signing Off
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Mizagium
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Post by Mizagium on Aug 18, 2008 15:26:40 GMT -5
Awesome! ;D
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Post by Anthony G on Aug 18, 2008 20:16:02 GMT -5
Nice use of Iambic Pentameter, as always.
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DERRICK
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Post by DERRICK on Sept 27, 2008 14:10:36 GMT -5
Nice use of Iambic Pentameter, as always. you gotta love Iambic Pentameter |
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Post by Duke Nukem on Sept 28, 2008 21:10:56 GMT -5
What are you talking about? You read that in class.
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DERRICK
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Post by DERRICK on Sept 28, 2008 21:14:45 GMT -5
What are you talking about? You read that in class. DON'T QUESTION AUSTIN'S STORY.......................  |
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Post by Duke Nukem on Sept 28, 2008 21:15:34 GMT -5
Derrick, that is THE LAST HYPNOTOAD POST. I'll start editing/deleting them from now on.
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DERRICK
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Post by DERRICK on Sept 28, 2008 21:16:38 GMT -5
Derrick, that is THE LAST HYPNOTOAD POST. I'll start editing/deleting them from now on. fine |
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Post by Sartorius on Sept 28, 2008 21:31:19 GMT -5
What are you talking about? You read that in class. I didn't read my poem in class. I'm pretty sure I would know. It was on my MP3 player. That was the day I asked Mr. H for a USB cable to upload it at which point you falsely accused me of "trying to upload the Pokemon theme song to a computer" or some other nonsense. |
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Post by Duke Nukem on Sept 29, 2008 15:56:47 GMT -5
Which you admitted to trying to do.
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Post by Sartorius on Sept 29, 2008 16:13:17 GMT -5
I did no such thing! I quickly denied all charges and borrowed a USB cable from Jimmy. It didn't work because I needed an adapter for it.
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Post by Duke Nukem on Sept 29, 2008 19:32:33 GMT -5
You admitted to it. There's no escaping your obsession with the pokemon theme song and its various remixes. THERE'S NO ESCAPE.
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Post by Sartorius on Sept 29, 2008 19:41:11 GMT -5
I admitted nothing! I have only once thought about uploading the song to a school computer, and that was the final day of school last year during our "final exam". Mote, completely oblivious to all, just watched me attach the speakers and a mouse to the computer. He was liek "WHAT YOU DOIN". I just said "You know. Stuff." Then he left and I played the song. But I digress-That was the only time I thought of such a thing.
After that Mote reinforced the sticky note claiming "LOL USE OF THIS COMPUTER FOR NON MUSIC/ACADEMIC STUFFS WILL HAVE IT TAKEN AWAY"
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Post by Duke Nukem on Sept 29, 2008 19:48:13 GMT -5
The sign prohibits the usage of computer vidjo games.
AHHHH ONE OF MY FAKE TEETH BROKE OFF AGAIN DURING DINNER. I WAS EATING PIZZA. FRIGGIN PIZZA. HOW THE HELL DOES THAT BREAK MY BONDING?
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Post by Anthony G on Sept 29, 2008 20:10:07 GMT -5
lol
Pizza = Sex ed.
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Post by DERRICK on Sept 29, 2008 20:13:15 GMT -5
The sign prohibits the usage of computer vidjo games. AHHHH ONE OF MY FAKE TEETH BROKE OFF AGAIN DURING DINNER. I WAS EATING PIZZA. FRIGGIN PIZZA. HOW THE HELL DOES THAT BREAK MY BONDING?  |
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Post by Duke Nukem on Sept 29, 2008 20:24:09 GMT -5
You suck.
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Post by DERRICK on Sept 29, 2008 20:28:51 GMT -5
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Post by Duke Nukem on Sept 29, 2008 20:31:08 GMT -5
STOP POSTING PICATURES OF SMUG YOUTHS WITH THEIR HEADS FULL OF TEETH AND LOOKS OF CONTEMPT
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Post by DERRICK on Sept 29, 2008 20:35:14 GMT -5
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Post by Mass on Sept 29, 2008 20:38:18 GMT -5
WUT?
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Post by Sartorius on Sept 29, 2008 21:05:57 GMT -5
Lol Miranda Cosgrove 1: She's smug 2: Has a head full of teeth Not a look of contempt though |
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DERRICK
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Post by DERRICK on Sept 29, 2008 21:11:36 GMT -5
Lol Miranda Cosgrove 1: She's smug 2: Has a head full of teeth Not a look of contempt though shes pure demon spawn. although..................  |
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