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Post by Duke Nukem on Sept 17, 2008 15:49:32 GMT -5
TOO BAD, BECAUSE I DID
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Post by Duke Nukem on Sept 17, 2008 16:11:56 GMT -5
TRYING TO DEFEAT AN ADMIN: YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
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Mizagium
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Post by Mizagium on Sept 17, 2008 16:14:41 GMT -5
WHERE'S DERPBOT?
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Post by Duke Nukem on Sept 17, 2008 16:18:15 GMT -5
OOPS I DID IT AGAIN
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Xero
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Post by Xero on Sept 17, 2008 16:29:32 GMT -5
Name: Gould Lacquer
Age: 50
Description/Appearance/Personality: Lacquer is tall, daunting man with blond hair and a thin beard and mustache. He is a strong, fierce leader and has the ability to command anyone's attention. He is jocular, but knows how to take charge. He is a deep thinker and can solve almost any puzzle. He once solved a Rubik's cube in under 30 seconds, then proceeded to complete a Fiendish difficulty Sudoku puzzle to finish the remainder of those 30 seconds.
Weapon: Contrabass Marching Tuba, Varies with situation (he can use a sword, staff, spear, javelin, bow and arrows, gun, etc.)
Powers: no noticeable powers
Career: Lacquer is Commander of the Phantom Regiment.
Other: He co-founded the Phantom Regiment with Phantom when they were younger.
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Xero
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Post by Xero on Sept 17, 2008 16:30:45 GMT -5
Oh, look, Lucco. I won. lololol
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Post by Duke Nukem on Sept 17, 2008 16:36:07 GMT -5
Narrator: An Army of One Ass-Kicking, Bitch-Slapping, Bear-Blasting, Physics-Defying, Woman-Pleasing, Rain-Making, Crocodile-Wrestling, Child-Beating, Nature-Mocking, Fail-Hating, Ass-Kicking Macho Superdude.
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Post by Duke Nukem on Sept 17, 2008 16:36:15 GMT -5
NICE TRY
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Post by Duke Nukem on Sept 17, 2008 16:47:35 GMT -5
HAHAHAHA
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Post by Anthony G on Sept 17, 2008 16:49:59 GMT -5
I like how McJimmy has such a big impact in the story but he hardly has any story action.
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Post by Duke Nukem on Sept 17, 2008 16:50:40 GMT -5
I know. Hurry up and bring Bill Nye so the story can become even more convoluted.
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Mizagium
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Post by Mizagium on Sept 17, 2008 17:14:19 GMT -5
Yeah.
Also. BRING BACK DERP BOT!
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Post by Duke Nukem on Sept 17, 2008 17:15:13 GMT -5
DERPBOT sucked. Narrator kicked his ass.
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Mizagium
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Post by Mizagium on Sept 17, 2008 17:21:10 GMT -5
No WAY!!! derp derp derp derp! DERP-BOT PWNS NARRATOR!
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Post by Duke Nukem on Sept 17, 2008 17:23:00 GMT -5
Narrator kicked DERPBOT's ass. Read back. Narrator kicked him into the air so the explosion wouldn't damage Taco Bell, which has coincidentially lost a lot of relevance in this story. DERPBOT is DEADBOT.
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Xero
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Post by Xero on Sept 17, 2008 19:23:19 GMT -5
Derp-bot is also Narrator-bot as he is now in the Narrator Dimension and can do whatever he pleases. I give Tyler permission to command Derp-bot whenever he wants.
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Post by Duke Nukem on Sept 17, 2008 19:33:57 GMT -5
There is no Narrator dimension. Narrator just lives in a plane of existence in which he is aware of and prepared to kick the ass of everything.
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Mizagium
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Post by Mizagium on Sept 17, 2008 19:34:50 GMT -5
Derp-bot is also Narrator-bot as he is now in the Narrator Dimension and can do whatever he pleases. I give Tyler permission to command Derp-bot whenever he wants. Hey, thanks! ;D |
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Post by Duke Nukem on Sept 17, 2008 19:39:24 GMT -5
TOO BAD HE'S DEAD
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Post by Duke Nukem on Sept 17, 2008 19:40:11 GMT -5
Michael, stop countering me when I alter your posts.
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Mizagium
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Post by Mizagium on Sept 17, 2008 19:47:00 GMT -5
No!
DERP-BOT LIVES!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Justice Bringer on Sept 17, 2008 19:49:16 GMT -5
rawr tyler you stole phantom from me. mykal meant for me to take him lol
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Mizagium
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Post by Mizagium on Sept 17, 2008 19:50:55 GMT -5
Post plotlines here for clarification.
Also, Shadow the Hedgehog destroyed your army.
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Post by Justice Bringer on Sept 17, 2008 20:00:03 GMT -5
Captain Cody: leader of the 501st
Description: not much is known about Cody exept he has been in many battles and his expirence has made him he leader of the best fighting force in the clone army
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Post by Duke Nukem on Sept 17, 2008 20:02:58 GMT -5
Tyler, I stopped you from eating Awesome Land. Suck it.
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